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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #140 on: July 27, 2007, 10:17:39 PM »
He doesn't put the kabobs out before opening the jug.  The contents catch fire and the jug takes off like a rocket and heads into the ladies restroom afore going through the wall, takin' the vending machine and all the quarters with it. ::)
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #141 on: July 27, 2007, 10:21:37 PM »
"Uhhh, Ah ain' gotta pay fer that'un, do Ah?"
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #142 on: July 31, 2007, 02:31:47 PM »
Not at all Trinity me lad, tha whiskey ya lost is on tha house.  You do have to pay for tha door and  the wall and tha vending machine though!
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #143 on: Today at 01:50:30 PM »
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #143 on: July 31, 2007, 02:41:42 PM »
I'd just send him to the vending machine company and make him buy one. ;D  "Do you want that wrapped Sir or will you carry it to yer car parked 2 blocks down the busy street that is havin' rush hour traffic." ;D
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #144 on: July 31, 2007, 02:49:24 PM »
after paying for the vending machine, Trinity digs down in his pocket to see how much he has and offers the man 37 cents and a cats eye marble to help him carry it to the car. :o ;D
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #145 on: July 31, 2007, 05:25:47 PM »
Before the man can close his hand, Trinity reaches out and takes the marble back.  "Sorry... got me a champEENship down to tha rainch ta take part in."
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #146 on: July 31, 2007, 05:52:30 PM »
Wheee, was afraid Trinity was gonna lose his marbles. ;D
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #147 on: July 31, 2007, 05:53:41 PM »
"Nawww.  Only ever had one.  Purt' near give it away, though.  Whew!"
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #148 on: September 04, 2007, 10:25:07 PM »
Delmonico posts a sign on the outside of the pub.


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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #149 on: September 05, 2007, 06:16:32 AM »
Irish has the sign redone in keeping with the decor!

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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #150 on: September 05, 2007, 07:03:13 AM »
the coosie dropped the ball on that one ;D
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #151 on: September 05, 2007, 07:38:01 AM »
well it was his raisin, 

you know being raised in Neb. by a 2 parent family, made to go ta school every day, make him work in the summer,  what would ya think would happen.   ;D
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #152 on: September 05, 2007, 08:30:35 AM »
Quote from: Ozark Tracker on September 05, 2007, 07:38:01 AM
well it was his raisin, 

you know being raised in Neb. by a 2 parent family, made to go ta school every day, make him work in the summer,  what would ya think would happen.   ;D


The poor lad......Forgive me  for the above statement
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #153 on: September 05, 2007, 08:36:50 AM »
Quote from: litl rooster on September 05, 2007, 08:30:35 AM

The poor lad......Forgive me  for the above statement

How was ewe 2 know, you is jist ah po' dumb cowboy like me.....   ;)

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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #154 on: September 05, 2007, 08:50:56 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #155 on: September 05, 2007, 06:32:36 PM »
Quote from: litl rooster on September 05, 2007, 07:03:13 AM
the coosie dropped the ball on that one ;D
Quote from: Ozark Tracker on September 05, 2007, 07:38:01 AM
well it was his raisin, 

you know being raised in Neb. by a 2 parent family, made to go ta school every day, make him work in the summer,  what would ya think would happen.   ;D

"Is you sayin' Dail gots raisins fer... oh, never mahnd."
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #156 on: November 28, 2007, 11:03:26 PM »
Delmonico pulls up behind the pub and sneaks in and steals all the corned beef. :D
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #157 on: November 29, 2007, 05:22:38 AM »
  TOFU corned beef
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #158 on: November 29, 2007, 07:24:58 AM »
Don't need the corned beef we've got Guinness and boiled potatoes, we're set!
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #159 on: November 29, 2007, 09:23:40 AM »
Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on November 29, 2007, 07:24:58 AM
Don't need the corned beef we've got Guinness and boiled potatoes, we're set!

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