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Title: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on May 25, 2006, 06:30:49 PM: Belly up and have Tom pour ya a pint of O'Doul's. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on May 25, 2006, 06:36:01 PM: O' what?

I hope you ain' talkin' 'bout this mess: ( :P :P :P :P :P)

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Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: litl rooster on May 25, 2006, 06:37:51 PM: "Faith and Begorrah" this looks like a good place to get a drinkkkkkkkkk.........can't wait to Arcey and Tensleep's see it..
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on May 25, 2006, 06:43:52 PM: Well all he has is O'Doul's, green bottle and a nice Irish name. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on May 25, 2006, 07:54:25 PM: oh well we'll get several of em down and they'll taste as good as anythng else ;D :o
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
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Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on May 25, 2006, 08:37:00 PM: Ok, Ah've regained com-posure. Uh, OT.... That stuff is N.... NNNN. NNNNNNNNNNNNNN... NNNon Alcoholic! :P :P
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on May 25, 2006, 09:05:58 PM: What Non Alcoholic I wondered why I'd never had any. don't want none now. be like drinking over in Oklahoma, they got 3.2 beer, makes you think somethings wrong.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on May 25, 2006, 09:33:12 PM: 3.2!!!??

Mah water's got more than that!!! Heathens!
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on May 25, 2006, 09:59:03 PM: Delmonico comes it with a cardboard box and drops it on the bar. "OK, the hard stuff came in, here's a case of Ny-Quill." ::) ::)

(sorry I couldn't google up the words to the Ny-Quill song by Alvin Crow.) >:(
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Sod Buster on May 26, 2006, 12:11:19 AM: Quote from: Delmonico on May 25, 2006, 06:30:49 PM
Belly up and have Tom pour ya a pint of O'Doul's. ;D

This place needs more choices. Sod Buster drops off a variety pack:
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Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: litl rooster on May 26, 2006, 04:34:16 AM: Drink too many of them O'douls and will have to change the name of this place.............Greener than grassPoop
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Stoney Pete on May 26, 2006, 05:43:08 AM: Hearing the reputation of serving O'Drools only, Stoney walks into the pub prepared. I brought a wagon load of it.
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Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on May 26, 2006, 08:00:25 AM: Alright lads I threw out tha sodee pop that Del stocked on the shelves, the real stuff is coming thriugh the door now.

For the beer drinkers I have:

Guinness, Harp, Beamish, Smithwick's and Murphy's

For those that want stronger fair we also stock Irish Whiskey, otherwise know as "uisce beatha" or "The Water of Life"

First and foremost licensed in 1608 by James I we have Bushmills

We also have Jameson and Connemara
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: deucedaddyj on May 26, 2006, 08:22:50 AM: I'll tell ya what. That Killian's is good stuff! If I can't get Shiner Bock, that's what I usually drink..... ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: litl rooster on May 26, 2006, 04:25:25 PM: I see Irish Tom is finally taking stock of the place..............This will be a fine establishment........... ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on May 26, 2006, 07:04:46 PM: Delmonico heads out to Irish Tom's kitchen and whips up some Irish Soda Bread and some mutton stew. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: litl rooster on May 26, 2006, 07:09:33 PM: Quote from: Delmonico on May 26, 2006, 07:04:46 PM
Delmonico heads out to Irish Tom's kitchen and whips up some Irish Soda Bread and some mutton stew. ;D

I hope that ain't one of them fancy werds for sheep (spit)
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on May 26, 2006, 07:13:48 PM: I bet that's some of that open season sheep what Stoney ships around the country
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Stoney Pete on May 26, 2006, 08:01:09 PM: Quote from: Ozark Tracker on May 26, 2006, 07:13:48 PM
I bet that's some of that open season sheep what Stoney ships around the country
Zactly. I send Tom all he can eat.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on May 26, 2006, 09:25:35 PM: The monkey from Nebrassky comes into toms place to get him a drink, knowing that tom don't serve just every monkey that comes along, he finds a hat with a shamrock on it

that may just give him a chance to get one.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on May 26, 2006, 09:50:33 PM: Quote from: litl rooster on May 26, 2006, 07:09:33 PM

I hope that ain't one of them fancy werds for sheep (spit)

Could be sheep, could be goat... ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on May 26, 2006, 09:59:08 PM: Quote from: Delmonico on May 25, 2006, 09:59:03 PM
Delmonico comes it with a cardboard box and drops it on the bar. "OK, the hard stuff came in, here's a case of Ny-Quill." ::) ::)

(sorry I couldn't google up the words to the Ny-Quill song by Alvin Crow.) >:(

Gimme a bottle of Nyquil, for the rest and sleep my body needs
Gimme a bottle of Nyquil, for the rest and sleep my body needs
Analgesic decongestant with an antihistamine

I WALKED into the 7-11, the MAN said "what do you need?"
Said, "GIMME two roll of duct tape and a CASE of Nyqil please"
Gimme a bottle of Nyquil, for the rest and sleep my body needs
Analgesic decongestant with an antihistamine

[solo break]

They CALL me a Nyquil junkie, man I DON'T know what they mean
I DON'T get feelin' funky 'til my TONGUE'S turnin' green
Gimme a bottle of Nyquil, for the rest and sleep my body needs
Analgesic decongestant with an antihistamine

[solo break]

Use ONLY as directed, don't exCEED the proper dose
'Cause IF you do you know you just might END up comatose
Gimme a bottle of Nyquil, for the rest and sleep my body needs
Analgesic decongestant with an anti
Analgesic decongestant with an anti
Analgesic decongestant with an antihistamine
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on May 27, 2006, 09:00:01 AM: That's it, ain't heard that one since back about the time Trinity was in kindergarden.

Sorry litl rooster, Irishmen raise and eat sheep. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Marshal harpoluke on May 27, 2006, 09:41:47 AM: Quote from: Delmonico on May 27, 2006, 09:00:01 AM
That's it, ain't heard that one since back about the time Trinity was in kindergarden.

Sorry litl rooster, Irishmen raise and eat sheep. ;D

;D :D ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on May 27, 2006, 09:58:37 AM: That's why it was popular to add on Help Wanted sign's "No Irish need apply" was afraid they'd bring sheep. ::)
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on May 27, 2006, 05:39:28 PM: Delmonico comes into the thread from his workshop in the "Newbrasky" thread and brings a sign he's been workin' on fer Irish Tom. He nails it up on the wall plain to see. ::)

PUBLIC RESTROOMS ARE IN THE TRINITYLAND THREAD

http://www.cascity.com/forumhall/index.php/topic,2957.860.html
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on May 27, 2006, 05:47:21 PM: Delmonico goes back to the kitchen of Irish Tom's Pub and realizes he's out of meat and veggies. He takes off his apron and heads to the Newbrasky thread fer some meat and to the Sodbuster's Township thread to get some veggies. ;D He checks, they are low on cheese and butter so he decides to stop off in Silver Creek Slim County fer that. ::)
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: litl rooster on May 27, 2006, 05:53:16 PM: Quote from: Marshal harpoluke on May 27, 2006, 09:41:47 AM
;D :D ;D

Not this one
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Sod Buster on May 27, 2006, 09:42:30 PM: Sod Buster arrives at the kitchen door of Tom's Pub with his delivery of the root-type veggies that Del ordered: potatos, sweet potatos, beets, carrots, turnips, rutabagas, parsnips, and onions. He sees no one around so he leaves and continues on to Stoney's for the health drink ingredients.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on May 27, 2006, 09:51:12 PM: Sod Buster, we'll see if we can't get Buck to buy a couple of produce vans to make some of your deliveries.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Sod Buster on May 27, 2006, 09:57:23 PM: Quote from: Ozark Tracker on May 27, 2006, 09:51:12 PM
Sod Buster, we'll see if we can't get Buck to buy a couple of produce vans to make some of your deliveries.

Nah..he can just load up the produce with all the other fruits and nuts he normally carries on those busses! <--that was rude!
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on May 27, 2006, 09:59:27 PM: NAW ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on May 28, 2006, 01:14:45 AM: With the beef and veggies at the Pub kitchen, Delmonico checks the ice box and it looks like the cheese and butter will hold out till Slim delivers on Tuesday. ;D Delmonico starts a big pot of beef stew and puts it on the back of the woodstove to simmer. ::)

He checks things off in his head, "We got the trainin' distribution of the girls settled. Buck will drive them where they need to go, between sellin' used cars. 40 rod is handlin' complaints just fine, Trinity has public rest rooms that all the threads can use. ;D that way the Wedgewood WC room at the Ranch With No Name will stay clean for the ranch residents. ::)

El Peudo is takin' care of anything that gets lost and is found. Arcey is checkin' on everyone's background and keepin' note on the paper litl rooster provided, Marshall Will is patrolin' the highways, Miz Montana is makin' proper ladies out of at least some of the girls, Ozark and Sodbuster is gettin' food to all the places and litle rooster is puttin Hooters in every empty lot he can find. Slim will have the worst sick headace on record when he tries to figure out what we did all weekend. ;D

Ok, to those wo didn't think this would all work out, everything is fine in Tall Tales and I'm going to bed. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on May 28, 2006, 10:09:06 AM: Delmonico finally gets a break from the breakfast crowd, who'd a thought that beef stew omlet's would be in such demand. ::)
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on May 28, 2006, 11:06:17 AM: You pretty much got everything covered, I did misunderstand one, I thought 40 rod was in charge "of complaining" not taking complaints from everybody else. looks like buck is already having to expand his bus fleet. I guess some of them girls that Trintiy hires could be kinda like stewardess' on the busses till they get promoted to Hooters .
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on May 28, 2006, 12:05:46 PM: It's a good job for 40, he can handle one with one. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on May 31, 2006, 11:03:03 PM: Delmonico comes in with a fake beard and goes into the kitchen to do the prep work for the mornin' Beer and Breakfast crowd. He says "if Cammie comes in lookin' for me, tell her I went to coaloilcomputors.com/forumhall were discussin' usin' soy bean oil as a re-newable resource for internet connections. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Sod Buster on May 31, 2006, 11:06:03 PM: Quote from: Delmonico on May 31, 2006, 11:03:03 PM
Delmonico comes in with a fake beard and goes into the kitchen to do the prep work for the mornin' Beer and Breakfast crowd. He says "if Cammie comes in lookin' for me, tell her I went to coaloilcomputors.com/forumhall were discussin' usin' soy bean oil as a re-newable resource for internet connections. ;D
Jus' lemme know if'n you need any soybeans. I got a few acres of them over in SodBuster Township.

BTW...the Cherry Trees seems to be gettin' some cherries and they are about ready for pickin. Do you need any for pie or cobbler?

-SB
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on May 31, 2006, 11:16:08 PM: Yeah, the cherries ain't anywhere near ripe in Newbrassky, I'll go down to The Sodbuster Township and look at the soy beans. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Sod Buster on May 31, 2006, 11:19:48 PM: Quote from: Delmonico on May 31, 2006, 11:16:08 PM
Yeah, the cherries ain't anywhere near ripe in Newbrassky, I'll go down to The Sodbuster Township and look at the soy beans. ;D

I was surprised when I looked out the window yesterday and saw cherries on the trees. Guess I better get to pickin before the birds and bats get them...and before they fall off.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on June 01, 2006, 11:23:36 AM: Slim goes into the kitchen with the cheese and butter order.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: litl rooster on June 03, 2006, 11:40:33 AM: What in the wide world of sports, has this place turned into? Some kinda of Health Pub? Veggies :o :o :o

Irish Tom, I like how use Green to decorate the place.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Sod Buster on June 03, 2006, 03:03:57 PM: Quote from: litl rooster on June 03, 2006, 11:40:33 AM
Irish Tom, I like how use Green to decorate the place.

In keeping with the GREEN theme, Sod Buster bellies up to the bar and orders a GRASSHOPPER (made with White Creme de Cocoa & Green Creme de Mint.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on June 03, 2006, 05:41:59 PM: Quote from: Sod Buster on May 31, 2006, 11:06:03 PM
Jus' lemme know if'n you need any soybeans. I got a few acres of them over in SodBuster Township.

BTW...the Cherry Trees seems to be gettin' some cherries and they are about ready for pickin. Do you need any for pie or cobbler?

-SB

"Please make me, oh, eight pies and two cobblers. Cherry is possibly mah fav-o-ryte fruit!!!
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on June 03, 2006, 07:47:49 PM: We'd best find a good supply of ice cream if we gonna have cherry cobblers around, you can't harldly have one without the other
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on June 03, 2006, 08:02:02 PM: True! Very True! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, cherry cobler an' ice cream!!!
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Sod Buster on June 03, 2006, 09:47:15 PM: Quote from: Trinity on June 03, 2006, 08:02:02 PM
True! Very True! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, cherry cobler an' ice cream!!!

Of course the cobbler needs to be heated up first. Warm cobbler/pie and cold ice cream. Whata combination!
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Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on June 03, 2006, 11:21:21 PM: "Thass a mighty purty table, but Ah perfer sumpin' lahk this... but with tha ice cream! ;D"
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Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on June 05, 2006, 09:53:07 AM: Don't know why they have them poles in with their cookin' ??? Must have been book learnin' thie cooking again. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on June 05, 2006, 10:38:48 AM: Slim enters with 10 gallons of vaniller ice cream. "Did someone order ice cream?" ;D

Slim
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on June 05, 2006, 11:24:22 AM: Yah, but you should have brought it in an Ice Chest, now take that mess out of here and grab a mop. ::)
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on June 05, 2006, 11:46:50 AM: "'Tain't my fault nobody ordered an ice chest!" >:( Slim walks out.

Slim
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on June 05, 2006, 12:02:15 PM: Trinity comes walking up sees the ice cream melting and whips out his straw sucks it up as it melts , lucklily avoiding any mess what so ever
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on June 05, 2006, 09:01:17 PM: "Zackly! Waste not, wan' not, ya know?"

"Dail, you snob. Why is ya gonna make fun of mah camp fahr cookin' lahk that?" :'(
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: DArchangel on June 23, 2006, 09:20:45 AM: Mr.Irish Tom; This is to serve notice that you are being sued,by me, for slander,and am going to speak to Marshal Sheepguy about your attempt to turn his BUTT into ham. Sin-cerly DArchangel shyster at law
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on June 23, 2006, 01:44:30 PM: You may deliver your papers to my Barrister's Office, Dewey, Screwem, & Howe! ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on June 24, 2006, 08:35:19 PM: Isn't that the official law office of the car guys on NPR?
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on July 12, 2006, 02:44:46 PM: Irish's plan has worked perfectly, litl rooster is struggling to rebuild the litl roosterville Hooters, nobody can visit the TrinityLand Hooters because it blocked up with hundreds of passed out wee people, and if anybody gets out of line Arcey has a file full of dirt on them for the right price. Now everyone will have to come to the Pub for a drink. Irish fixes Arcey a hot dog with the special spicy mustard he likes, being careful not to inhale. Next he places an order for Ozark to come up with Corned Turkey Laigs, as the new Traditional Irish treat. Irish then offers Trinty a job hiring the barmaids for the Pub.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on July 12, 2006, 06:18:31 PM: "OOOOOOH! Ah accept!"

Soon there is a large crowd of cheerleaders and dancers and one blonde standing at the door ready to work.

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Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on July 12, 2006, 06:27:10 PM: Tom furnishes Trinity with a vehicle to get around the bar,
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on July 12, 2006, 06:34:57 PM: "Wail, it's a heap better than Dail's tricycle. You know how he lahks ta make ever'thang difficult!"
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on July 12, 2006, 09:16:40 PM: Feeling sorry for Trinity having to ride the square wheel trike, Tom gives Trinity an attack dog to help him out on his rounds.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on July 13, 2006, 09:39:39 PM: Trinity hires on a cat to help with the rounds too. This cat seemed to Trinity to have his priorities in the right place.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Russ T Chambers on July 17, 2006, 12:05:36 PM: Quote from: Trinity on July 13, 2006, 09:39:39 PM
Trinity hires on a cat to help with the rounds too. This cat seemed to Trinity to have his priorities in the right place.

If your cat is going to crash and burn like that, he needs to were his crash helmet!!!
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on July 17, 2006, 01:44:25 PM: ;D ;D ;D ;D

Slim
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on July 17, 2006, 08:21:23 PM: ;D ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on July 26, 2006, 01:15:02 PM: Irish Tom recieves a letter from Hooters CEO,

Dear Tom:

We have a Hooters that has been mismanaged in it's
last two locations. We have it in good hands now
but the local officials are corrupt and are tryin' to get
their hands to deep in the take. If this location does
not work out would you consider a combination
Irish Pub and Hooters? We have a good man in place
right now as managers, we could have him run the
day to day bizziness and use you mostly for your good
name.

CEO Hooters

PS We had Mega Movers from The History Channel
leave the wheels on it this time.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: DArchangel on July 26, 2006, 03:07:26 PM: Irish Tom, let me go over that contract before you sign it. These HOOTERS people seem kind of Delmonico in a card game. I.E.not all the cards are koshor! (thats a legal term)
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on July 26, 2006, 03:16:56 PM: Funny you mention cards, The Hooters CEO said the last two managers wern't playin' with a full deck. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on July 26, 2006, 07:02:38 PM: From the third barstool from the entrance, a drunken Trinity lifts his head and moans sorrowfully.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on July 26, 2006, 07:20:10 PM: feelling real sorry for his self Trinity starts to sing

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porches, and I must make amends.
Worked hard all my life time, no help from my friends.
So, oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV?
Dialing For Dollars is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until three.
So, Lord, won't you buy me a color TV?

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?
IÕm counting on you Lord, please donÕt let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy the next round.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porches, and I must make amends.
Worked hard all my life time, no help from my friends.
So, oh Lord, wonÕt you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on July 28, 2006, 07:08:55 PM: Not realizing that the HOOTERS is on wheels Trinity doesn't understand that its motion sickness.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on July 28, 2006, 07:11:43 PM: Suddenly he barfs in the spittoon. "Barchender. Cut me another slash of that black *Hick* black beer."
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on August 11, 2006, 11:01:47 AM: The eller-funk enters The Irish Tom Pub, eats all the soady bread, spills the beer and drinks all the whiskey, he staggers out of the pub and the thread. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Sod Buster on August 11, 2006, 11:14:28 AM: Quote from: Delmonico on August 11, 2006, 11:01:47 AM
The eller-funk enters The Irish Tom Pub, eats all the soady bread, spills the beer and drinks all the whiskey, he staggers out of the pub and the thread. ;D

In an effort to help catch the eller-funk, Sod Buster places some of the eller-funk's fav-o-rite food in No Man's Land (area between the threads):

Bamboo, berries, coconuts, corn, dates, plums, and sugar cane. Since eller-funks like to use their tusks to tear bark off of trees, Soddy places these "treats" right next to some Cottonwood trees.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on August 11, 2006, 08:52:54 PM: Slim finds all of Sod Busters goodies he left for the eller funk and sits down for a snack and leans back against the cottonwood tree and sings to his self to relax

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the eller funk slleeps tonight.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Sod Buster on August 11, 2006, 09:07:44 PM: Quote from: Ozark Tracker on August 11, 2006, 08:52:54 PM
Slim finds all of Sod Busters goodies he left for the eller funk and sits down for a snack and leans back against the cottonwood tree and sings to his self to relax

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the eller funk slleeps tonight.

Sod Buster comes by and sees the sloth-full Slim eatin' the eller-funk snacks and cries NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
but it is loo late. Sloth-full Slim has devored the snacks.

Off in the distance.....a rumbling is heard......the eller-funk is on the way.....and he won't be too happy that his snacks have been stolen.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on August 11, 2006, 09:21:26 PM: Slims in trouble now, he's full of all the fruit and goodies Sod Buster left fer the critter, now Slim's a having to run fer it and now he needs to pee too.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on August 11, 2006, 09:33:03 PM: The excessive consuption of the dates and plums is also startin' to work on Slim, his rumblin' is gettin' as loud as the eller-funk. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on August 11, 2006, 09:35:53 PM: The eller funk pauses as the sounds from Slim grow louder and louder.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on August 11, 2006, 09:42:51 PM: Suddenly Slim finds a small green building hidden in the trees. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on August 11, 2006, 09:47:48 PM: althuogh the little green building is hidden, there's no hiding the sounds comin from it, the eller funk raises his trunk and bellows as loud as possible.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on August 11, 2006, 09:55:16 PM: Suddenly there is a sound that seems to sound like a large pucker, mmmmmmmmmsssssssskkkkkkkkkkk. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on August 11, 2006, 09:57:59 PM: then just as suddenly the sound of a high pressure vessel leak
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on August 11, 2006, 10:16:24 PM: And a sudden rush of water.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Sod Buster on August 11, 2006, 10:23:18 PM: Quote from: Delmonico on August 11, 2006, 10:16:24 PM
And a sudden rush of water.

The eller-funk is waiting outside.....and so is Slim's gun.

In his rush to open the door and drop his drawers, he left the big gun leaning against the side of the building. :o
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on August 11, 2006, 10:33:49 PM: And to make matters worse he finds out there is no toilet paper. There is however a large wasp nest on the toilet paper holder. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Sod Buster on August 11, 2006, 10:51:48 PM: Quote from: Delmonico on August 11, 2006, 10:33:49 PM
And to make matters worse he finds out there is no toilet paper. There is however a large wasp nest on the toilet paper holder. ;D

Hmmmmmmm....Is Slim gonna have to resort the the third world practice of eating with your right hand and wiping with your left??
Or can he somehow find a way to scare off the wasps and use the wasp paper......

Stay Tuned!
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on August 11, 2006, 11:51:12 PM: Besides the wasp and paper problems, there is more trouble for Slim. ::) He finds a window and looks out and finds how big the eller-funk really is and how really small that patch of brush is.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Marshal harpoluke on August 12, 2006, 01:56:50 AM: Quote from: Delmonico on August 11, 2006, 11:51:12 PM
Besides the wasp and paper problems, there is more trouble for Slim. ::) He finds a window and looks out and finds how big the eller-funk really is and how really small that patch of brush is.

:o

;D ;D ;D

:P
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Russ T Chambers on August 12, 2006, 10:52:30 AM: A small stranger comes ridin’ through the thread with a set of instructions on how to catch the eller-funk.

Dig a deep pit.
Fill it partially with ashes.
Place a row of peas around the pit.

Wait!!

When the eller-funk comes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole!!!
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on August 12, 2006, 09:00:33 PM: Ok, just who's gonna be in charge of the kicking :o :o :o :o Slim ??? ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on August 12, 2006, 09:23:38 PM: Stuck in that outhouse he ain't gonna be kickin' nobody's.................................................................

<Author's Note: Fergot to mention that outhouse is the one at our farm, since we have modern plumbing in our trailer house that explains the weeds grown up in front of the door. ;D However in the fall when it gets cold we drain the water and use the outhouse. Built in 1988 , it has regular toilet seat, and the bench coveres a culvert that is the hole. The hole for the culvert was dug 8 feet deep and gravel but 3 feet deep in the culvert and gravel about a foot thick on the outside of the culvert, which also has numerous holes in the lower end.

The foundation is hand mixed concrete 1 foot thick with re-bar. A drain to the hole was placed in the floor with a slope, this allows it to be washed with a hose upon removin' the toilet paper from the holder. Extra is stored in a metal can with tight lid to prevent mice. The stucture is 5/8 plywood on 2X4 framing which is held down with bolts set in the concrete. The door is 7 foot high to allow most any tall person with a cowboy hat access with out stooping. ;D>
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on August 12, 2006, 09:39:49 PM: Sounds like a nice outhouse, there are a few new ones being built around this area, mostly at hunting cabins, rather than bother with plumbing and having to keep it from freezing in the winter, an outhouse is built and for water inside the house a hand pump is used, winter comes drain the pump and your ready for freezing weather.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on August 12, 2006, 10:02:23 PM: <Authors Note: BTW, the old one was about 50 years old, wish we would have taken pictures when we burned it down, two 16 oz pop bottles full of coal oil on the seat, light both rages, count to three, my brother and I shot the bottles. ;D>
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on August 14, 2006, 06:49:20 AM: Sounds like ya need ta send them outhouse plans ta HGTV, they could do a This Old Outhouse segment or mebbe have them Yuppie deeziners come up with a color scheme an some decoratin ideers.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on August 14, 2006, 10:06:07 AM: T'wernt no plans, just built it. ::) The only thing that was planned was supper was in the dutch oven (I only had 1 in 88 ;D)
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on August 14, 2006, 11:49:36 AM: Slim strikes a lucifer and sets his hat on fire to smoke out the wasps so he can finish his duty. ::)
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on August 14, 2006, 12:21:46 PM: The Eller-funk smells the smoke from Slim's hat and figgers out where he's Hidin'. The Ellergunk gets ready to pounce. :D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on August 14, 2006, 12:42:39 PM: The wasps vacate the nest and the privy. Seeing the hefalump, the wasps attack it. Slim finishes his duty with the "paper", runs outside, and grabs the gun.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on August 14, 2006, 01:18:58 PM: Before Slim can get his gun the eller-funk steps on him. :o
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on August 14, 2006, 01:35:12 PM: <Arthur's note: Yer having entirely toooooooooooooo much fun with that drawing program. ;D >

Slim blows on his thumb and inflates himself.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on August 14, 2006, 03:03:28 PM: <Author's Note: It's more fun than a etch-er-sketch. ;D>
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on August 14, 2006, 03:08:49 PM: Slim finds a mouse on the ground. He grabs it by the tail and waves it in front of the beast. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Four-Eyed Buck on August 14, 2006, 03:25:07 PM: Stampede!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on August 14, 2006, 03:28:51 PM: But Slim's trick does not work, the eller-funk takes the mouse, points at Slim and left clicks on Slim. He then right clicks, points at delete and then right clicks again. ::) Slim is deleted. :P
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on August 14, 2006, 03:32:44 PM: Slim finds himself in the Recycle Bin. :o
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on August 14, 2006, 03:37:24 PM: oh no the eller funk made 3 copies of Slim ??? :o ??? :o
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on August 14, 2006, 03:50:06 PM: Scarry though
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Marshal harpoluke on August 14, 2006, 04:01:10 PM: Quote from: Delmonico on August 14, 2006, 03:50:06 PM
Scarry though

;D

Dell Ya realy gotta change brands of Yer sippin booze. ;D

;D :D ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on October 16, 2006, 07:26:14 PM: litl rooster shows up at Irish Tom's Pub lookin' for help to get the ants and cockroaches out of the little roosterville thread. :o
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on October 16, 2006, 07:28:53 PM: Tom tells litl rooster that he needs some kinda ant trap, but Tom doesn't have any
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on October 16, 2006, 07:34:54 PM: But Tom says he does have an uncle trap and calls in the young blond who waits tables. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on October 16, 2006, 07:39:00 PM: litl rooster decides that the uncle trap won't work on the ants and jumps on his hoss and heads fer Sod Busters to see if he might have any poison fer the critters.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on October 17, 2006, 02:10:18 PM: Irish hops on his horse and follows litl Rooster. Hey all ya gotta do iz cover them ants wif chocolate an Trinity will eat them.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on October 17, 2006, 02:34:17 PM: Irish Tom is soon lost in No Man's Land, alone and by himself. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on October 17, 2006, 05:22:06 PM: but Tom does have a chocolate bar or 2
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on October 29, 2006, 01:31:31 PM: "Chawklit covered aints? Sher, Ah'll have a han' full!"
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on October 29, 2006, 05:24:31 PM: A hand full, well I'm sure he'd give ya a whole bag full, then ya'd have some fer later, at the movies
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on October 29, 2006, 07:07:48 PM: "Movies? What's that? Soun's lahk somethin' a cow does."
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on October 29, 2006, 07:12:47 PM: naw, ya know them moving pictures like they show on the side of the feed store down to Sibley.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on October 29, 2006, 07:18:58 PM: "Yu tawkin' bout Sibley Minnesoter? That's whar Sherlene an' me wen' on our honeymoon."
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on October 29, 2006, 07:26:49 PM: I was a thinking of that one down in louisy annar, it'd be a lot warmer down younder.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on October 30, 2006, 10:55:37 PM: "Naw, Sherelene di'n't wan' me roun' them fast louisianer women. She says Ah'm to weak in them ree-gards."
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on October 31, 2006, 05:19:43 PM: Delmonico walks up to Tom's bar and say's, "Trick or Treat." ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on October 31, 2006, 06:26:13 PM: Tom tells him he'd just as soon have a treat ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on October 31, 2006, 06:27:38 PM: Delmonico puts Tom in a sit/stay and gives him a Milk Bone. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Sod Buster on October 31, 2006, 09:49:49 PM: Quote from: Trinity on October 29, 2006, 07:18:58 PM
"Yu tawkin' bout Sibley Minnesoter? That's whar Sherlene an' me wen' on our honeymoon."

I don't like the name "Sibley".....
Sibley Hospital is where I had my tonsils out back in '65. It was a tramatic experience that I ain't got over yet.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on October 31, 2006, 10:04:30 PM: was that Sibley, Minnesoter or Louisianer
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Sod Buster on October 31, 2006, 10:07:58 PM: Quote from: Ozark Tracker on October 31, 2006, 10:04:30 PM
was that Sibley, Minnesoter or Louisianer

Nope, neither....
Washington, DC.

http://www.sibley.org/
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on October 31, 2006, 10:12:34 PM: well we'll have to be sure and tell Trinity, he'll be wanting to complete his tour of Sibley's
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Sod Buster on October 31, 2006, 10:28:48 PM: Quote from: Ozark Tracker on October 31, 2006, 10:12:34 PM
well we'll have to be sure and tell Trinity, he'll be wanting to complete his tour of Sibley's

HEY TRINITY...
Want a T&A??
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on October 31, 2006, 10:30:19 PM: Maybe we could take his tonsils out in a Sibley tent.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on July 24, 2007, 07:19:36 PM: One of Trinity's flamin' sheep over shoot Sodbuster Township and lands in front of Tom's Irish Pub. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on July 24, 2007, 07:42:33 PM: Quote from: Sod Buster on October 31, 2006, 10:28:48 PM
HEY TRINITY...
Want a T&A??

Got one already... next exit down from work. ;D <<answer's the author nine months later....>>

..................................

Some of the Irish Sheepherders become angry and start to tear the place apart. Wait... Oh, they were only having a discussion about Football. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on July 27, 2007, 12:19:50 PM: Irish looks at the flaming sheep, takes another drink and then puts up a sign,

TODAY"S SPECIAL: FLAMING LAMB KABOBS
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Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on July 27, 2007, 12:21:48 PM: What's the big deal about serving burnin' sheep on a stick. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on July 27, 2007, 10:08:05 PM: Trinity steps up and orders four flaming lamb kabobs and a jug of whiskey.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Marshal harpoluke on July 27, 2007, 10:16:08 PM: ;D

Marshal keeps them Sheep in supply. ;D

8)

American Lamb is Best, 50,000 American Cayotes couldn't be wrong. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on July 27, 2007, 10:17:39 PM: He doesn't put the kabobs out before opening the jug. The contents catch fire and the jug takes off like a rocket and heads into the ladies restroom afore going through the wall, takin' the vending machine and all the quarters with it. ::)
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on July 27, 2007, 10:21:37 PM: "Uhhh, Ah ain' gotta pay fer that'un, do Ah?"
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on July 31, 2007, 02:31:47 PM: Not at all Trinity me lad, tha whiskey ya lost is on tha house. You do have to pay for tha door and the wall and tha vending machine though!
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on July 31, 2007, 02:41:42 PM: I'd just send him to the vending machine company and make him buy one. ;D "Do you want that wrapped Sir or will you carry it to yer car parked 2 blocks down the busy street that is havin' rush hour traffic." ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on July 31, 2007, 02:49:24 PM: after paying for the vending machine, Trinity digs down in his pocket to see how much he has and offers the man 37 cents and a cats eye marble to help him carry it to the car. :o ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on July 31, 2007, 05:25:47 PM: Before the man can close his hand, Trinity reaches out and takes the marble back. "Sorry... got me a champEENship down to tha rainch ta take part in."
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on July 31, 2007, 05:52:30 PM: Wheee, was afraid Trinity was gonna lose his marbles. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on July 31, 2007, 05:53:41 PM: "Nawww. Only ever had one. Purt' near give it away, though. Whew!"
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on September 04, 2007, 10:25:07 PM: Delmonico posts a sign on the outside of the pub.

BIG SALE COMING SOON
Not at Hooters
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on September 05, 2007, 06:16:32 AM: Irish has the sign redone in keeping with the decor!

BIG SALE COMING SOON
Not at Hooters
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: litl rooster on September 05, 2007, 07:03:13 AM: the coosie dropped the ball on that one ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on September 05, 2007, 07:38:01 AM: well it was his raisin,

you know being raised in Neb. by a 2 parent family, made to go ta school every day, make him work in the summer, what would ya think would happen. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: litl rooster on September 05, 2007, 08:30:35 AM: Quote from: Ozark Tracker on September 05, 2007, 07:38:01 AM
well it was his raisin,

you know being raised in Neb. by a 2 parent family, made to go ta school every day, make him work in the summer, what would ya think would happen. ;D

The poor lad......Forgive me for the above statement
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Tensleep on September 05, 2007, 08:36:50 AM: Quote from: litl rooster on September 05, 2007, 08:30:35 AM

The poor lad......Forgive me for the above statement

How was ewe 2 know, you is jist ah po' dumb cowboy like me..... ;)

We ain't SEE-lebrities what knows ALL an' is EXPERTS on ever'thing! ::)
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: litl rooster on September 05, 2007, 08:50:56 AM: ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on September 05, 2007, 06:32:36 PM: Quote from: litl rooster on September 05, 2007, 07:03:13 AM
the coosie dropped the ball on that one ;D
Quote from: Ozark Tracker on September 05, 2007, 07:38:01 AM
well it was his raisin,

you know being raised in Neb. by a 2 parent family, made to go ta school every day, make him work in the summer, what would ya think would happen. ;D

"Is you sayin' Dail gots raisins fer... oh, never mahnd."
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on November 28, 2007, 11:03:26 PM: Delmonico pulls up behind the pub and sneaks in and steals all the corned beef. :D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: litl rooster on November 29, 2007, 05:22:38 AM: TOFU corned beef
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on November 29, 2007, 07:24:58 AM: Don't need the corned beef we've got Guinness and boiled potatoes, we're set!
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: litl rooster on November 29, 2007, 09:23:40 AM: Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on November 29, 2007, 07:24:58 AM
Don't need the corned beef we've got Guinness and boiled potatoes, we're set!

pour me a yard lad
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on November 29, 2007, 09:37:07 PM: "Ya got any whiskey? Ah could go fer a wee dram."
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on November 30, 2007, 05:04:05 AM: Irish slides a bottle of Bushmills down the bar.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on November 30, 2007, 07:32:28 PM: Trinity looks at the bottle and says, "This har jug ain' got no hayndle?"
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on November 30, 2007, 08:13:10 PM: Irish reaches under the bar and pulls out a jug of Smooth's Best and passes it to Trinity.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on November 30, 2007, 08:42:49 PM: "Thankee! Ol' man Smooth, shore does make a good whiskey. He gets his water from the same source as mah steel sight number nahn." Trinity throws the jug up in the crook of his elbow and begins guzzling.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on December 12, 2007, 09:40:26 AM: While everybody is standing around waiting for a drink, Irish informs them of the new embargo that Pony Racer is enforcing. I sure hope Trinity's new ship can get tha likker delivered. Gonna get mighty dry around here if we can't get deliveries past Pony and his crew.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: litl rooster on December 12, 2007, 10:44:50 AM: They all be on "Shore Leave" gettin' dry themselves. They'll be a mutinay soon ;)
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Pony Racer on December 13, 2007, 08:10:06 PM: Mutiny, mutiny on me boats and me Port.

There be no mutiny boys, I like you fellers, if'n you use distilled approved liquors then we got no beef.

Even a wee bit of home brew is ok from time to time

But aye - if'n I see homemade shine by boat loads and non tax stamped imports from the caribbean comein like crazy - there is going to be some boys of blue local, state and federal like you've never seen me boys.

Now lets quit chittering, pour me a stout brew Irish Tom - I like me beer dark
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on December 13, 2007, 08:17:18 PM: Delmonico finds a surplus WWI Liberty areo-plane engine and heads to home Depot fer a load of plywood. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on January 01, 2008, 06:28:08 PM: "Dern reven-oooers an' other sech gubmint lackeys! >:( Don' you worry none. Ah don' only use tha waterways. Ah got me a wagon that been modified a mite. ;D"
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on February 04, 2008, 08:45:53 PM: Trinity ambles up to the bar. "Next momf is March, so Ah gotta start practicin'. Pass a jug on over har."
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on February 05, 2008, 07:00:28 AM: Irish passes Trinity a jug. "So laddie - buck Ya gonna try ta win tha All Ya Kin Drink competition are Ye!"
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on February 05, 2008, 05:55:22 PM: "Yup. AWL Ah kin drank, but *Hic* but Ah don' wan' nonna that grane beer!" ;D
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/22188940.jpg)
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Ozark Tracker on February 05, 2008, 06:07:56 PM: Beware the Ides of March :o
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on February 05, 2008, 07:57:17 PM: "Unteel theeyun, happy Fat Tuesdy!! ...Ah oncet knowed a girl cawled Fat Tuesdy. Looky har, Ah got me a tintype..." Trinity rummages in his satchel and pulls out a picture.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/fat-lady-circus-rppc.jpg)
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Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on February 05, 2008, 08:02:28 PM: After 2 or 3 patrons get sick looking at Trinity's picture Irish tells him to put it away it's hurting business.
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Post by: Trinity on February 05, 2008, 09:02:33 PM: "Awww, she ain' that bayud lookin'! Why, lookit them laigs!"
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Post by: litl rooster on February 06, 2008, 08:05:11 AM: ..............ah never mind ::)
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Post by: Texas Lawdog on February 07, 2008, 08:58:34 PM: Who needs green beer. Pass me the Bushmills.
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Post by: Sod Buster on February 07, 2008, 09:31:18 PM: Now you're talkin' ;D
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Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on February 08, 2008, 12:43:17 PM: Always plenty of Bushmills here. Tensleep wouldn't have it any other way!
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Post by: Leo Tanner on February 08, 2008, 01:54:55 PM: Hey,
This looks to be just the place a guy could wet his whistle! I'll start with a Guiness and then call it Friday official.
Nice place.

Leo
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Post by: Texas Lawdog on February 08, 2008, 06:48:09 PM: Bushmills, It's not just for breakfast anymore.
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Post by: Tensleep on February 08, 2008, 07:10:06 PM: That Black Bush is top of tha line! YUM!
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Post by: Texas Lawdog on February 08, 2008, 11:09:17 PM: Hey! Black or Green. It's all good.
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Post by: Leo Tanner on February 10, 2008, 03:57:34 PM: DANG!!
Woke up on the pool table a bit ago and some pard informed me it was Sunday. Had a dart in my foot and all my silver's gone. Gotta suspishen that niether had to do with anyone but myself. I'll definately be back--once I wash all this chalk outta my hair in the trough outside. Gotta be presentable in a such a fine establishment as this.

Leo
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on February 13, 2008, 06:02:58 PM: Quote from: Trinity on February 05, 2008, 07:57:17 PM
"Unteel theeyun, happy Fat Tuesdy!! ...Ah oncet knowed a girl cawled Fat Tuesdy. Looky har, Ah got me a tintype..." Trinity rummages in his satchel and pulls out a picture.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/fat-lady-circus-rppc.jpg)

Hmm, wonder if that lady is related to me. One of Mom's Great Uncles was a high wire guy in the circus, he was married to the fat lady.
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Post by: Trinity on February 13, 2008, 06:12:45 PM: ;D ;D

Was her name Tuesday?
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Post by: Texas Lawdog on February 13, 2008, 06:29:47 PM: Hey! She could be the whole week!
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Post by: Delmonico on February 13, 2008, 06:33:05 PM: Don't remember her given name or madian one, but her married name wask Hickey.
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Post by: Texas Lawdog on February 13, 2008, 06:35:07 PM: I need some of that Bushmills for my cold.
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Post by: Trinity on February 13, 2008, 06:49:56 PM: Quote from: Delmonico on February 13, 2008, 06:33:05 PM
Don't remember her given name or madian one, but her married name wask Hickey.

Well, she had to get a hickey some way or another... ;D

TL, hope you get to feeling better. I'm nursing some Beam. Just finished the last of a bottle. Gotta start another.
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Post by: Silver Creek Slim on February 13, 2008, 07:27:17 PM: Quote from: Delmonico on February 13, 2008, 06:02:58 PM

Hmm, wonder if that lady is related to me. One of Mom's Great Uncles was a high wire guy in the circus, he was married to the fat lady.
I think it's Broadway Brenda. ;D

Slim
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Post by: Trinity on February 13, 2008, 07:47:45 PM: She is rather...

nah, not even I can be so corny. ;D ;D
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Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on February 14, 2008, 12:24:18 PM: Here ya go TLD have some sippin medicine. ;D
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Post by: Texas Lawdog on February 14, 2008, 05:07:30 PM: Bring on the Bushmills.
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Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on February 14, 2008, 09:01:38 PM: It's on the house for members of the Law Enforcement community! ;)
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Post by: Delmonico on February 15, 2008, 05:56:05 PM: Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on February 14, 2008, 09:01:38 PM
It's on the house for members of the Law Enforcement community! ;)

Just don't fall through Tom's Irish thatched roof when ya go up on the house to get it. ;D
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Post by: Texas Lawdog on February 15, 2008, 08:07:59 PM: Del, I don't do roofs. My nose starts to bleed when I get on a ladder.
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Post by: Trinity on February 19, 2008, 07:28:35 PM: Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on February 14, 2008, 09:01:38 PM
It's on the house for members of the Law Enforcement community! ;)

What about the folks that keep the law enforcement community busy? Don't we... I mean they get a drink on the house? ;D
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Post by: Leo Tanner on February 19, 2008, 09:00:08 PM: I agree Trin, that job security is a 'portant thing. What would all the plumbers do for munny if all the pipes stopped leakin? ;)

Leo
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Post by: Texas Lawdog on February 19, 2008, 09:08:59 PM: I've been fightin crime and supressin evil for 38 years and still goin strong after all those years. Job security! Ya gotta love it!
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Post by: Sod Buster on February 20, 2008, 12:24:41 AM: Pour me a couple fingers....I need a shot.
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Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on February 20, 2008, 08:09:45 AM: Don't say the words "need" and "shot" in the same sentence with tha Po-lice around SB. :o
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Post by: Marshal harpoluke on February 20, 2008, 09:23:18 AM: :(
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Post by: Trinity on February 20, 2008, 07:31:40 PM: Quote from: Sod Buster on February 20, 2008, 12:24:41 AM
Pour me a couple fingers....I need a shot.

Here...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/FiveEighthsOzLined1OzWhiskeyGlass.gif)

... or would you rather have a Boiler Maker? ;D

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/boilermaker.jpg)
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Post by: Texas Lawdog on February 23, 2008, 03:56:40 PM: I have my own version of the Boilermaker. I call it an "Attitude Adjustment", It's a shot of Tequila and a can of Tecate. After about 6 of those you don't give a rats ass about anything.
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Post by: Arcey on February 23, 2008, 06:22:04 PM: Atom Bomb

Iced mug of yer beer of choice.
Shotglass of yer whiskey of choice
Gently drop shotglass into mug.

Apply by chugging.

Pass out when mushroom cloud appears to ya.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on February 24, 2008, 04:15:18 AM: Arcey, We seem to have a lot in common besides both being LEOs. We both drink Bud Light and I have been known to eat a few Hot Dogs. We like NASCAR and our Dads were gearheads. Our wives are educators and they are great to be married to. Being married to a Cop takes a special kind of lady, which I think they are.
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Post by: Trinity on February 24, 2008, 07:06:15 PM: I can't handle tequila. The stomach is not strong enough for "extended enjoyment". :(

Arcey, I've had my fill of those shots-in-a-beer drinks, but find them too messy for home consumption. Just give me the liquor bottle and a beer. ;D
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Post by: Sod Buster on February 24, 2008, 07:15:14 PM: Quote from: Trinity on February 24, 2008, 07:06:15 PM
I can't handle tequila. The stomach is not strong enough for "extended enjoyment". :(

Then how do you git to the worms at the bottom of the Mescal bottle? They are the best part!
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Post by: Trinity on February 24, 2008, 07:41:50 PM: Unless someone handed me an almost-empty bottle, I would never get to find out. I would instead already be painting the terlit. :o
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Post by: Sod Buster on February 24, 2008, 07:56:44 PM: And here I thought you had a cast iron stomach....now we find out you are a light weight. ;D
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Post by: litl rooster on February 24, 2008, 08:49:48 PM: werms? >hic< I'm hongry
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Post by: Sod Buster on February 24, 2008, 09:04:53 PM: LR, are you game?

Bottoms up!

(http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/70/20/22572070.jpg)
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Post by: Trinity on February 24, 2008, 09:38:35 PM: Yep, my belly used to be made of cast iron, but as I age, it is becoming more like a strainer. :o :( Now, where's that bottle of Pepto?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/tequila.gif)
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Post by: Arcey on February 24, 2008, 10:10:58 PM: Why would somebody swallah perfectly good bait?
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Post by: Leo Tanner on February 24, 2008, 10:47:39 PM: Eatin a worm is sumpthin ya do on a dare when yer 12.
I think they wrote a book and made a movie bout that. Jus plain wrong to put that in yer drink :-X

Leo
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Post by: litl rooster on February 25, 2008, 06:08:17 AM: The Guave worm is how you test the product ;D Kind of of like dunking witches in the tank, if they drown theory. If the dies it's Tequilla, If he lives it's, yellow water. ;D
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Post by: Trinity on February 25, 2008, 05:55:51 PM: Quote from: Leo Tanner on February 24, 2008, 10:47:39 PM
Eatin a worm is sumpthin ya do on a dare when yer 12.
I think they wrote a book and made a movie bout that. Jus plain wrong to put that in yer drink :-X

Leo

I loved that book in the 4th grade. ;D ;D

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/25/How_to_Eat_Fried_Worms.jpg/250px-How_to_Eat_Fried_Worms.jpg)

LR, it is always good to have an effective test, isn't it. ;D
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Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on February 25, 2008, 07:21:06 PM: Quote from: litl rooster on February 25, 2008, 06:08:17 AM
The Guave worm is how you test the product ;D Kind of of like dunking witches in the tank, if they drown theory. If the dies it's Tequilla, If he lives it's, yellow water. ;D

Unless it's yellow water produced from drinking too much Tequilla! :o
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Post by: Leo Tanner on February 25, 2008, 08:39:05 PM: Quote from: litl rooster on February 25, 2008, 06:08:17 AM
The Guave worm is how you test the product ;D Kind of of like dunking witches in the tank, if they drown theory. If the dies it's Tequilla, If he lives it's, yellow water. ;D

There's a reason it's commonly pronounced "ta-kill-ya" ;)
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Post by: Trinity on February 25, 2008, 10:08:49 PM: Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on February 25, 2008, 07:21:06 PM
Unless it's yellow water produced from drinking too much Tequilla! :o

Naw, it turns clear after about the second visit to the terlit. ;D

The doctor said that clear urine is good. I surmise he means to drink water, but if likker works too, why waste your time with water? ??? :D
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Post by: Leo Tanner on February 25, 2008, 10:25:33 PM: I've pondered that myself on many occasions Trinity. I thought it was just the Rocky Mountain spring water doin that.

Leo
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Post by: litl rooster on February 26, 2008, 06:51:12 AM: Quote from: Trinity on February 25, 2008, 10:08:49 PM
Naw, it turns clear after about the second visit to the terlit. ;D

The doctor said that clear urine is good. I surmise he means to drink water, but if likker works too, why waste your time with water? ??? :D

Turnin' Green on us?
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Post by: Texas Lawdog on February 26, 2008, 02:51:27 PM: LR, that's caused from that Green Beer they serve on St Paddy's Day.
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Post by: Arcey on February 26, 2008, 02:59:44 PM: The docs…………

Tell me ta fast ‘fore lab werk. Clear liquids only. Gin ‘n vodka are clear liquids but they say no. Wish they’d make up their minds………
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Post by: Leo Tanner on February 26, 2008, 03:34:54 PM: Did you clarify light rum? Maybe worth askin. Zima? Sure it's awful and should never be mentioned here but then again niether should water (lest it's bourbon an branch).

Leo
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Post by: Texas Lawdog on February 26, 2008, 06:22:53 PM: That's just ruinin good sippin whiskey by puttin water in it.
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Post by: Arcey on February 26, 2008, 06:47:41 PM: Zima…….. Whew……. Tried that when I was racin’ boats. It went over the side when the host wasn’t lookin’. Contributed to the pollution of the Elizabeth River. Went somewhere else ‘n got a Corona.

Tex, I’ve found a good water, like Dasani, stretches my supply of Canadian Mist.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on February 26, 2008, 07:56:49 PM: Quote from: Leo Tanner on February 25, 2008, 10:25:33 PM
I've pondered that myself on many occasions Trinity. I thought it was just the Rocky Mountain spring water doin that.

Leo

Coors drinker, eh? ;D

Quote from: litl rooster on February 26, 2008, 06:51:12 AM

Turnin' Green on us?

Only if I had Tequila. :P :P :P

Quote from: Arcey on February 26, 2008, 02:59:44 PM
The docs…………

Tell me ta fast ‘fore lab werk. Clear liquids only. Gin ‘n vodka are clear liquids but they say no. Wish they’d make up their minds………

Dang them! Very frustrating indeed. :D

Quote from: Leo Tanner on February 26, 2008, 03:34:54 PM
Did you clarify light rum? Maybe worth askin. Zima? Sure it's awful and should never be mentioned here but then again niether should water (lest it's bourbon an branch).

Leo

Zima!?? :o :o :o

OK, I'll forget it this time, but if it happens again, you get two fines. Here in NC, we call that a Prayer for judgment. ;D
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Post by: Leo Tanner on February 26, 2008, 08:34:05 PM: :) ;) :D ;D ::) :P

I knew I'd rile some hides over the mention of that vile brew. Anyone remember Tequiza? I'm sure they stopped churnin that out a while back.

Pull a cork an let's drink!

Leo
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Post by: Texas Lawdog on February 27, 2008, 12:26:17 AM: How about some mescal with the worm in it, Now that's a meal in a bottle.
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Post by: litl rooster on March 15, 2008, 04:54:02 PM: Rally around the Bar, we can hold are Pints high and give support to what should be National Holiday.

http://www.proposition317.com/stpats.html

Remember when I'm elected it will be a Holiday
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Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 15, 2008, 05:16:53 PM: Make Bushmills the National Beverage.
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Post by: Sod Buster on March 15, 2008, 05:17:59 PM: Ya got my vote!
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Post by: Silver Creek Slim on March 15, 2008, 05:45:04 PM: Mine too. ;D

Slim
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 15, 2008, 05:54:53 PM: Third that. But it mus be with a Guiness back--with nuthin but three rings on the glass ;)

Leo
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Post by: Marshal harpoluke on March 15, 2008, 08:32:11 PM: 8)

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 15, 2008, 08:36:10 PM: I am a Colonel in the Commemrative Air Force(formally known as the Confederate Air Force). Each year we have an AirShow at our HQ in Midland, Texas. One year the RAF sent an anti-sub aircraft known as a Nimrod to the Airshow. They flew to Midland from their base in Northern Scotland. Guiness helped pay the crews expenses. The entire bombay area of the bomber was filled with cases of Guiness Stout. I was stting in the Officers' tent one night eating supper alone. The pilot asked if he and the crew could sit with me. Two flight engineers each had two cases under their arms, so we had four cases of Guinness for the 14 of us. We had a catered BBQ dinner. I had never had Guinness with BBQ, It wasn't too bad. We finished off those four cases in short work.
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Post by: Delmonico on March 16, 2008, 12:07:41 PM: Delmonico comes in wearin' his orange bandanna, ::) "the pro-pry-it-tor of this place is gone for a bit so I'm helpin' him out."

Delmonico puts up a sign:

TOMMOROW'S SPECIAL

Beef Wellington and Yorkshire Pudding
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Post by: Four-Eyed Buck on March 16, 2008, 12:15:34 PM: Oh boy, that might start a brawl :o 8)
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Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 16, 2008, 12:45:18 PM: If Del cooks it,people will come. Have several pints of Guinness Stout and you won't care what you are eating.
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Post by: Marshal harpoluke on March 16, 2008, 12:46:11 PM: ;D

8)heh,Heh,HEH! :o

8)
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Post by: Delmonico on March 16, 2008, 01:36:25 PM: NEW ON TAP

BASS ALE
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Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 16, 2008, 01:37:36 PM: I am really looking forward to sampling Del's culanary offerings at the GAF Muster this fall.
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Post by: Delmonico on March 16, 2008, 01:51:44 PM: I plan on doin' one Czech dish, always goes over good. We call it our "I hate kraut, can I have thirds dish." ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 16, 2008, 02:04:09 PM: Del, How is the ventilation system in the barracks? Kraut is Cabbage and Cabbage means GAS! The food sounds good though.
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Post by: Delmonico on March 16, 2008, 02:09:37 PM: Hmmm, ask the Colonel, however also ask anyone who went to the 2005 one in Kansas about the night we had corned beef and cabbage and the Czech sweet kraut and pork. ;D
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Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 16, 2008, 02:16:02 PM: "A night to remember"?
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Post by: Delmonico on March 16, 2008, 02:19:50 PM: There was more than snoring comiin' out of the tents at 3 am when I was up tending fire. ;D
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Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 16, 2008, 02:23:11 PM: It would have been abad time for an open flame!
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Post by: Delmonico on March 16, 2008, 02:27:33 PM: All tents were at a distance. ;D
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Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 16, 2008, 02:40:36 PM: What about accumulation inside the tent?
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Post by: Leo Tanner on March 16, 2008, 02:42:24 PM: All right Del, ya got me.
I took Lil out last night an without even thinkin about it had Beef Wellington....an a pint of Bass. All the deceased Jennings an McBrides were prolly spinnin like turbines while I was sittin there gettin fat an happy. No shame though, Yorkshire pudding weren't even on the menu.
You will have some splainin to do when Tom gets back, I can almost see him huntin down the Harp kegs and usin the Bass for target practice ;D (gotta say it is a smoother brew, sorry gramma).

Leo
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Post by: Delmonico on March 16, 2008, 02:52:14 PM: Got this idea from a friend and distant relative who's dad used to send them to scholl with a shamrock with an orange ribbon on it. Was out gettin' quilt supplies last night at Wal-Mart, bought a yard of a material, two shades of orange, vine pattern. Gonna make a bandanna tonight for tommorow. Lady there joked about it hurtin' her eyes to cut it and asked what I was makin'. Looked at her red hair turnin' grey and said I might be better off not to tell her since she looked Irish.

She 'bout busted a gut. ;D Said she understood and was intitle to were either color tommorow. ;)
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Post by: Leo Tanner on March 16, 2008, 03:34:15 PM: The little Irish lass tendin bar at the pool hall las night was instructed by the owner to make corn beef an cabbage.
She tried to make the stove top recipe in a crockpot. I imagine it will be done sometime tomorrow. Won't do me no good cause I'll have a mess of my own by then but she's a sweet girl. I was full on the Wellington by then anyhow.

A Saint Paddy's day tradition is for us Micks to fun on ourselves. If this offends anyone I appologize, but what do you call an Irish femminist?

Leo
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on March 16, 2008, 03:39:22 PM: Quote from: Leo Tanner on March 16, 2008, 03:34:15 PM

A Saint Paddy's day tradition is for us Micks to fun on ourselves. If this offends anyone I appologize, but what do you call an Irish femminist?

Leo

One reason I was glad to become an Honorary Czech, now I can tell Czech/Bohunk jokes with know guiilt. Don't know the answer to yers, but here's one from Newbrassky and the Czechs.

Wilbur is the Czech Capital of Newbrassky and the County Seat of Saline County. Can you guess what they keep in the basement of the courthouse?
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 16, 2008, 03:53:46 PM: Answer to mine is ....Erin-go-braless :P
No idea where yours is headin, give er up. ;D

Leo
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on March 16, 2008, 03:57:46 PM: Bad Czechs, the jail is down in the basement. ;D
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Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 16, 2008, 05:30:20 PM: There is a big Czech group in Ennis, which is south of Dallas on I45. They have a Polka Festival in May that is Wild. Had to work it as an Officer in Ellis Co. in the 70's. Great Food, Lots of Dancin, and Lots of Beer.
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Post by: Trinity on March 16, 2008, 07:38:41 PM: I'm glad for LIT that AMC is runnin' another western festival. I'll bet he wouldn't he happy about the goings on in here. ;D

...although, I really don't think the meal and drink choices are all too bad. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: litl rooster on March 17, 2008, 09:04:21 AM: Happy St Patty's Dayparade begins at noon. Line up behind the beer keg float outside

Happy hour has already begun

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 17, 2008, 04:56:25 PM: Give me two mugs to start with, I want to be a two fisted drinker.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on March 17, 2008, 06:17:25 PM: litl rooster... ya done fergot tha "S" after hour. :o :o ;D
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Post by: litl rooster on March 17, 2008, 07:34:58 PM: sss >hic< ;)
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Post by: Trinity on March 17, 2008, 09:15:30 PM: ;D
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Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 17, 2008, 10:38:43 PM: I am finishing off my drinking for the night, 0430 comes mighty early in the morning.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on March 24, 2008, 07:48:43 AM: Gald to see that someone kept tha business runnin an tha taps flowin whilst I was gone, if tha customers will eat it or drink it then we'll sell it.

Roo this is an Irish Pub, Happy Hour is any time we are open! ;D

TLD yanno when I was younger it was better just to keep drinkin rather than to stop, tha body tolerated it better.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 24, 2008, 05:31:42 PM: I am still an active LEO.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 24, 2008, 06:39:00 PM: I don imagine them watch commanders appreciate a hung over officer. ;)
Heck, I can't stand it when one of my plumbers shows up in a bad way. Summa them think ma standards are too high. ;D

Leo
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on March 24, 2008, 06:44:52 PM: When one a them young kids show up on a day I open with what I think might be a hangover, I run upstairs to tack before we open, I grab me one of them big bells they tie under on a them ridin' bulls. Of course I sneak up and clang it ~~a few~~ many times. If ya can't handle the hangover, don't be gettin'one. ;D

Used ta work with a guy in a body shop, every morning after payday he'd get his air chistle and cut another piece off that Chevy pick-up front bumper under his bench. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 24, 2008, 06:47:53 PM: I don't drink enough to get a hangover anymore.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 24, 2008, 07:10:16 PM: Prolly a good idea TL.
We've had a couple of the local officers pick up a deuce in the past year or so right here in their own county. One was off duty an one was on. Zero tolerance round here an odds are if ya got a hang over yer BAC aint zero.

Del, the bell an the chisel sound fun. I like to find an excuse to fire up the compressor an let er run. ::)

Leo
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: litl rooster on March 24, 2008, 11:16:10 PM: Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on March 24, 2008, 07:48:43 AM

Roo this is an Irish Pub, Happy Hour is any time we are open! ;D

TLD yanno when I was younger it was better just to keep drinkin rather than to stop, tha body tolerated it better.

did you notice the time of the post ;D

Tex I agree with LIT >hic<
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 24, 2008, 11:30:14 PM: I drank enough between the age of 21 to 30 to have enough hangovers to last me a lifetime.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: litl rooster on March 25, 2008, 07:25:04 AM: Quote from: Texas Lawdog on March 24, 2008, 11:30:14 PM
I drank enough between the age of 21 to 30 to have enough hangovers to last me a lifetime.

>hic< me too
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on March 25, 2008, 07:51:35 AM: Might explain why that point in most of our lives is a big blur! ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on March 25, 2008, 06:46:32 PM: I was ever 21-30? I always thought I went to bed with 15 years of age and woke up a few mornings ago. :o :o
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 25, 2008, 07:56:07 PM: Durrin those years I was havin such a good time in the bars that I didn't even realize that alot a the folks around me were doin "other stuff". ::) Moved outta state fer awhile an when I came back had a much clearer veiw of what was goin on an a rude awakening. Very naive back then, just glad I never got mixed up in any of their buisisnes ;)

Leo
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Leo Tanner on February 16, 2009, 04:00:09 PM: Well durn, I had ta hire a shamus just ta find where this thread had gone off ta. It's gonna take a month ta clear the cobwebs and straiten up fer the next big shindig. Guess that's good timin :D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on February 16, 2009, 06:58:07 PM: Tis almost that time a year lad, but an Irishman doesn't need a Pub or an excuse ta start drinkin! ;)
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Leo Tanner on February 16, 2009, 07:19:47 PM: Obviouly, the place has been locked down fer 11 months. Kinda missed it :'(
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on February 16, 2009, 07:27:22 PM: Quote from: Leo Tanner on February 16, 2009, 07:19:47 PM
Obviouly, the place has been locked down fer 11 months. Kinda missed it :'(

Well would somebody please get rid of the moldy cabbage and the rotten corned beef afore the health inspector sees it. :P
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Leo Tanner on February 16, 2009, 07:31:40 PM: Quote from: Delmonico on February 16, 2009, 07:27:22 PM
Well would somebody please get rid of the moldy cabbage and the rotten corned beef afore the health inspector sees it. :P

The word is "aged". Don't ya see the salt pack on it?
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on February 16, 2009, 07:34:31 PM: Quote from: Leo Tanner on February 16, 2009, 07:31:40 PM
The word is "aged". Don't ya see the salt pack on it?

Salt pack is white and grainy, that stuff is blue and fuzzy. ::) Alexander Fleming would love it. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on February 16, 2009, 07:40:36 PM: Leo, the lab tests are back. ::)

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/Ascomycetes.jpg)
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Leo Tanner on February 16, 2009, 07:50:49 PM: Quote from: Delmonico on February 16, 2009, 07:40:36 PM
Leo, the lab tests are back. ::)

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/Ascomycetes.jpg)

So I see you've got the hors de vours covered ;D
A little fancy fer this place but mebbe it'll draw in a higher class crowd.
Acourse the boss'll have ta approve it.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: litl rooster on February 16, 2009, 11:06:43 PM: hic
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on February 17, 2009, 06:04:05 AM: LIT, I found a case of Bushmills that is nearly past it's expiration date. I will take of it's disposal.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Sod Buster on February 17, 2009, 07:44:15 AM: Here's a new delivery of cabbage - fresh from the farm!
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Sod Buster on February 17, 2009, 07:46:35 AM: OOPS!!
Can't ferget the potatoes <--with "e" <thanks to Bush 41's VP:
(http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/potatoes-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on February 17, 2009, 08:28:50 AM: We can't forget the national tuber of Ireland!
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: litl rooster on February 17, 2009, 10:54:21 PM: dang it when this place turn into one of them Yuppie'd vegatarian joints........?

hic!............Bushmills for everybody Tex is buying ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Leo Tanner on February 17, 2009, 11:04:25 PM: Don worry Roo, the corned beef is on the way.

Since Pop's buyin, I'll have one...after another.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on February 18, 2009, 07:59:24 AM: I don't have any ice for the Bushmills, U gotta bring yer own!
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: litl rooster on February 18, 2009, 08:25:21 AM: ice is just water.....save the water for the hot days
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Tensleep on February 18, 2009, 08:34:58 AM: I like one small cube in about 3 oz of Bushmills, better is if you can keep the bottle in the fridge ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on February 18, 2009, 09:23:44 AM: That might be purty good already chilled.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on March 17, 2009, 05:12:40 AM: It's ST. PADDY'S DAY, belly up ta tha bar fella's drinks are on tha house!
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: litl rooster on March 17, 2009, 06:43:41 AM: Thanks LIT......our ancestors would be proud

Faith and Begorah!
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 17, 2009, 07:37:42 AM: I'll have a little Bushmills in my cawfee this morning for a little eye opener to start the day off.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Russ T Chambers on March 17, 2009, 08:26:21 AM: I’ll be back for a bit of green beer once I get back from the DMV. Wouldn’t be good to have alcohol on me breath while tryin’ to register me wife’s new car! ::) ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on March 17, 2009, 08:36:05 AM: Quote from: Russ T Chambers on March 17, 2009, 08:26:21 AM
I’ll be back for a bit of green beer once I get back from the DMV. Wouldn’t be good to have alcohol on me breath while tryin’ to register me wife’s new car! ::) ;D
They might frown on that.

I'll take a pot 'o coffee. ::)

Slim
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 17, 2009, 09:32:38 AM: Slim, That sounds good, I'm ready for the second pot.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 17, 2009, 12:17:33 PM: First drink is ta Sacket James. Someone say on of them fittin Irish toasts...
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Arcey on March 17, 2009, 12:54:12 PM: Raise ‘em high, boys……….

Ta Sackett James:

May you live as long as you want 'n never want as long as you live.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Tensleep on March 17, 2009, 12:56:14 PM: <--------- raises his glass o' Black Bush

"SACKETT JAMES!"
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 17, 2009, 01:09:54 PM: That's a good en Arcey.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Russ T Chambers on March 17, 2009, 03:05:56 PM: Made it back from the DMV, had a few other errands to run!
So now it’s time to toast our newest member! A double of Bushmills for me (I’ve been to the DMV!!!! Car’s registered, plated, and nicely tucked back in the garage. Time to party!!)

An Irish Toast to Sackett James!

May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door.
There are good ships,
and there are wood ships,
The ships that sail the sea.
But the best ships, are friendships,
And may they always be.
May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty.
Here’s to you and yours,
And to mine and ours,
And if mine and ours ever come
Across you and yours,
I hope you and yours will do
As much for mine and ours,
As mine and ours have done
For you and yours!
I have known many,
and liked not a few,
but loved only one
and this toast is to you.
To live above with the Saints we love,
Ah, that is the purest glory.
To live below with the Saints we know,
Ah, that is another story!
May the lilt of Irish laughter
lighten every load.
May the mist of Irish magic
shorten every road...
And may all your friends remember
all the favours you are owed!
Here's to the land of the shamrock so green,
Here's to each lad and his darlin colleen,
Here's to the ones we love dearest and most.
May God bless old Ireland, that's this Irishman's toast!
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 17, 2009, 03:11:44 PM: LIT, That was a great toast, You even mentioned my wife.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 17, 2009, 03:27:50 PM: You have been hittin the Busmills Pop, that twernt LIT :o
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 17, 2009, 03:37:42 PM: OKay Leo, That's my first ever mistake.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Tensleep on March 17, 2009, 04:21:47 PM: Just cracked a new bottle of Black Bush, DEE-lish!

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face;
the rains fall soft upon your fields and until we meet again,
may God hold you in the palm of His hand.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 17, 2009, 04:28:26 PM: So mote it be! Bro. Sleep.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on March 17, 2009, 05:30:22 PM: Of all the money that ere I had, I spent it in good company.
And of all the harm that ere I've done, alas was done to none but me.
And all I've done for want of wit, to memory now I cannot recall.
So fill me to the parting glass. Goodnight and joy be with you all.

Of all the comrades that ere I had, they're sorry for my going away,
And of all the sweethearts that ere I had , they wish me one more day to stay,
But since it falls unto my lot that I should rise while you should not,
I will gently rise and I'll softly call, "Goodnight and joy be with you all!"

Oh, if I had money enough to spend and leisure time to sit awhile
There is a fair maid in this town that sorely has my heart beguiled
Her rosey cheeks and ruby lips, she alone has my heart in thrall.
So fill me to the parting glass. Goodnight and joy be with you all.

And to Sackett James:
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on March 17, 2009, 06:59:34 PM: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/emoticons/sr.gif) HAPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY FOLKS!!!!

Have a green beer on me. ;D

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/22188940.jpg)
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Tensleep on March 17, 2009, 07:06:53 PM: Don't take it personal but I'll wait til it's ripe.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on March 17, 2009, 07:11:41 PM: No problem. You waited too long anyway. Already drank it. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Tensleep on March 17, 2009, 07:17:47 PM: Quote from: Trinity on March 17, 2009, 07:11:41 PM
No problem. You waited too long anyway. Already drank it. ;D ;D

Enjoy yer "green apple quick-step"
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on March 17, 2009, 07:18:59 PM: Never drank no green beer, yaller beer comes out yaller, does green beer come out green? :P
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Trinity on March 17, 2009, 07:23:51 PM: Quote from: Tensleep on March 17, 2009, 07:17:47 PM
Enjoy yer "green apple quick-step"

Not too familiar with that move. Is that the move in the direction of the terlit when you eat too many apples?

Quote from: Delmonico on March 17, 2009, 07:18:59 PM
Never drank no green beer, yaller beer comes out yaller, does green beer come out green? :P

Not if you drink enough of it. Every beer drinker knows that the proper color of urine is clear. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 17, 2009, 07:32:49 PM: Can we change the subject?
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on March 17, 2009, 07:34:45 PM: Quote from: Texas Lawdog on March 17, 2009, 07:32:49 PM
Can we change the subject?

OK, how about Poop? ::)
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 17, 2009, 07:46:16 PM: Let's try again!
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 17, 2009, 08:10:33 PM: Trin was right bout the clear thing, woulda said it if he didn't.

Laughed on the green apple quick step. Had a kid workin fer me who always brought a big jug a water ta work everyday. Good fer him. One day he didn't have no water in the fridge so he grabbed a big jug of apple juice instead. Tolt him ta be careful with it. Didn't listen an upended the thing on our first break. He was worthless the rest of the day. Kept havin ta run fer it.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 17, 2009, 08:17:10 PM: We're watchin' "The Quiet Man" on TCM tonight and drinkin' Harp and Guinness to celebrate St. Pat's day and the birth of Sackett James.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 17, 2009, 08:29:38 PM: Sounds like a fine evenin Pop. Ya got both brews may as well make a black an tan.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Sod Buster on March 17, 2009, 08:41:38 PM: Quote from: Tensleep on March 17, 2009, 12:56:14 PM
<--------- raises his glass o' Black Bush

"SACKETT JAMES!"

SALUTE!
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Sod Buster on March 17, 2009, 08:45:13 PM: Don't ferget to leave some Irish food for the pooch:
(http://www.rachaelraymag.com/images/petFriendly/grp_edr_pet_03_07.jpg)
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 17, 2009, 09:07:20 PM: Angel got hers an is snoozin on the bed right next ta me. No cabbage though, didn't think it'd be prudent.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Sod Buster on March 17, 2009, 11:41:10 PM: Quote from: Leo O'Tanner on March 17, 2009, 09:07:20 PM
No cabbage though, didn't think it'd be prudent.

Good idea.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 18, 2009, 09:41:59 AM: SBD!
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Sod Buster on March 18, 2009, 02:14:26 PM: No worse than being behind a horse that ate too much curry!
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 18, 2009, 02:35:30 PM: SB, I'm sorry to say that I have not experienced that.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 18, 2009, 02:44:19 PM: Yer sorry about that ??? I'm sure it can be arranged.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 18, 2009, 02:47:35 PM: Leo, Don't do me any favors!
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on March 18, 2009, 04:16:59 PM: Thanks, pards.

The Quiet Man is a great flick.

Slim
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 18, 2009, 06:53:08 PM: Slim, The Moose and I watch "The Quiet Man" every St. Pat's Day. We celebrate St. Pat's Day and our Wedding Anniversary.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on March 18, 2009, 09:27:58 PM: Sounds like a good tradition.

Slim
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: litl rooster on March 18, 2009, 11:19:33 PM: Quote from: Leo Tanner on March 18, 2009, 02:44:19 PM
Yer sorry about that ??? I'm sure it can be arranged.

why torment a noble beast such as a horse
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 18, 2009, 11:37:42 PM: Yer right. Now I feel bad.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 19, 2009, 01:59:09 AM: Leo, Ya got any chili dogs left? I need a midnight snack.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 19, 2009, 12:12:11 PM: There were atchaly 2 dogs left last night an mebbe a little chili. You'd a been more than welcome to em.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 19, 2009, 12:36:08 PM: Ya got any scrambled eggs to go on the chili?
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 19, 2009, 01:00:25 PM: I got a carton a eggs in the fridge. Feel free ta make em up, just wash the pan when yer done, Lil's fussy bout that.

Pans er second lower cabinet from the left.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on March 19, 2009, 03:20:06 PM: There's a few dozen brown eggs in my fridge.

Slim
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 19, 2009, 03:21:12 PM: Thankeee!
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Tensleep on March 19, 2009, 03:22:06 PM: Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on March 19, 2009, 03:20:06 PM
There's a few dozen brown eggs in my fridge.

Slim

Yanno them brown aigs are "richer" ::)
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 19, 2009, 03:23:13 PM: Them brown eggs er just fine. Once ya crack em there aint no difference. Out here they're cheaper too which is silly, theys the same dern thing as the white ones.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 19, 2009, 03:32:19 PM: Them egges is good, no matter what color the shell is.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on March 19, 2009, 03:40:07 PM: Quote from: Tensleep on March 19, 2009, 03:22:06 PM
Yanno them brown aigs are "richer" ::)
The yolks are darker than the white store bought ones. 'Round here the brown ones in the stores are more expensive.

Slim
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 19, 2009, 04:06:14 PM: Kalifornia is backwards on a lot of things. Folks won't buy the brown ones so they mark em down. Works fer me ;)
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 20, 2009, 06:59:42 AM: There ain't nuthin' wrong about gettin' bargains.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 20, 2009, 12:27:46 PM: Quote from: Texas Lawdog on March 20, 2009, 06:59:42 AM
There ain't nuthin' wrong about gettin' bargains.

Amen. Specialy these days.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 20, 2009, 03:04:41 PM: We don't have to buy much because there's only the Moose, Victoria, and me.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 20, 2009, 03:29:25 PM: We gotta place called Grocery Outlet. Supprised they havent put the other stores outta business. A lot of folks just have to have their name brand markets an will spend money that they don't need to. They got good meat an produce, frozen stuff, you name it. Ya browse around in there an wonder why anyone shops elsewhere.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 20, 2009, 03:42:18 PM: I usually buy the store brands items over the name brand stuff when I shop. It saves me money and for the most quality is just as good.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 20, 2009, 04:05:52 PM: Found some store brand dawgs called Western Family that are about the finest I ever had. Taste more like kielbasa than a ordinary expensive one. The runner up is another "generic" brand called Bar-S.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 20, 2009, 05:31:13 PM: We have Kroger, Albertson's, and Tom Thumb stores and their brands are always good. The Tom Thumb store carries a lot of Safeway brand items.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: litl rooster on March 21, 2009, 03:09:01 PM: Quote from: Tensleep on March 19, 2009, 03:22:06 PM
Yanno them brown aigs are "richer" ::)

ya ever et a duck aig?
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Tensleep on March 21, 2009, 03:14:52 PM: Quote from: litl rooster on March 21, 2009, 03:09:01 PM

ya ever et a duck aig?

Yep...

et ah dozen quail aigs one time too ;)
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: litl rooster on March 21, 2009, 03:16:18 PM: Quote from: Tensleep on March 21, 2009, 03:14:52 PM
Yep...

et ah dozen quail aigs one time too ;)

were ya diet'n
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Tensleep on March 21, 2009, 03:18:06 PM: Quote from: litl rooster on March 21, 2009, 03:16:18 PM

were ya diet'n

Naw... that was 'horses Do Vers' 'fore tha deviled gator aigs. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: litl rooster on March 21, 2009, 03:19:02 PM: Quote from: Tensleep on March 21, 2009, 03:18:06 PM
Naw... that was 'horses Do Vers' 'fore tha deviled gator aigs. ;D

ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiiii them is fine et'n
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Tensleep on March 21, 2009, 03:24:45 PM: Quote from: litl rooster on March 21, 2009, 03:19:02 PM

ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiiii them is fine et'n

shore nuff bayou good!
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: litl rooster on March 21, 2009, 03:27:58 PM: Years ago back in Montana them folks was emu crazy...>spit< they is as bad as >spit< sheep >spit< folks>from the left coast move up there with all these scemes and crazy farm ideals..They was pushin' them emu aigs and meat every where. Neighbor brought some over sed he and his wife didn't care for it, wondered if our dogs would want it.(had Molly and a young male and a litter of them dogs at that time) I thought will let them try, every one of them turned their noses to it., neighbor sed it was no wonder they didn't like it. Leathersmith down in Salmon was buying the hides up and making belts and bridals and such, tolt me that all they was good for.>just the hide<
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on March 21, 2009, 03:29:19 PM: I got a jar of picled quail eggs in the cupboard, daughter gave them to me, on the same shelf as the potted meat and the pickled pigs lips. ;D

Emergency stash in case we get snowed in for maybe a month or so. ::)
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: litl rooster on March 21, 2009, 03:31:56 PM: 'm quail aigs is fine eat'n Del.........just small
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Tensleep on March 21, 2009, 03:34:35 PM: Had some ostrich meat couple o' times, not great, not bad.... too dern expensive to buy. Feller was tryin' to sell out.

I did buy 2 wallets fer Miz Annie an' ah billfold for me.

Quail aigs is high class eatin', jist small like Roo sed.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: litl rooster on March 21, 2009, 03:39:20 PM: 'm emus and ostrichs will sure booger a horse the first time they see em'
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Post by: Russ T Chambers on March 21, 2009, 03:49:38 PM: The only Quail egg I ever had was many moons ago in So. Cal. It was raw, and in the center of a piece of Sushi! :o :P The one time and the only time) some co-workers talked me into Sushi for lunch!!!! If I go hunting under the pine trees in my yard later this Spring I might find a few! ::)
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Post by: Arcey on March 21, 2009, 03:56:25 PM: Had a few thousand eggs one e’enin’

Werkin’ a OD dignitary protection detail at the Meyers house. Gooood money. After we got ‘em from the house ta Chrysler Hall fer the ballet, had time ta kill. Staff invited us in ta attack the remainin’ hdvs with ‘em. Mustah been a gazillion hard boilted eggs sliced in half with the yolks scooped out ‘n caviar stuffed in ‘em. N’er had it ‘fore. It was pretty good. Pigged out. After a few we figgered we’d best stop on the champagne fountain ‘n switched ta tea.

Fun evenin’. Asked ‘em why they were takin’ the ice sculpture out. Said the things were expensive so they take ‘em back ta the freezer, spray ‘em with water ’n refinish ‘em. They were carryin’ the thing ta a van. Got away from ‘em in the courtyard ‘n it busted inta a thousand pieces.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on March 21, 2009, 04:04:45 PM: My quail eggs are pickled, don't like picled eggs.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Tensleep on March 21, 2009, 04:08:49 PM: Quote from: Delmonico on March 21, 2009, 04:04:45 PM
My quail eggs are pickled, don't like picled eggs.

Give 'em to somebody that does like 'em.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Delmonico on March 21, 2009, 04:13:04 PM: Quote from: Tensleep on March 21, 2009, 04:08:49 PM
Give 'em to somebody that does like 'em.

Oh I will, figger I'll take them on one of my trips and put them out on the cupboard like I do the pig lips, might get some takers on the eggs. ;)
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 21, 2009, 05:08:35 PM: I'e yet ta try a pickled egg. Seems like somethin up my alley but they don't smell right ta me. I'm sure it's only a matter of time. Did see a feller at one of them egg drop contests win by soakin a raw egg in vinegar, the shell turned inta a gelatinous substance an the egg didn't break. It was strange.
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Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 21, 2009, 05:09:05 PM: Bro. Sleep, They have a Pickled Quail Egg eating Contest out at Traders Village one Weekend during the late part of the Summer. This is in conjunction with a BBQ and Chili Cookoff.
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Post by: Delmonico on March 21, 2009, 05:16:16 PM: BBQ, Chili and pickeled eggs at the same meal would cure the energy crisis. ;D
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Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 21, 2009, 05:22:02 PM: LOTSA BEER TOO! I like the regular pickled eggs and pickled pig's feet.
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Post by: Delmonico on March 21, 2009, 05:27:49 PM: Quote from: Texas Lawdog on March 21, 2009, 05:22:02 PM
LOTSA BEER TOO! I like the regular pickled eggs and pickled pig's feet.

Well I'll bring them to RCS.
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Post by: Arcey on March 21, 2009, 05:37:05 PM: Ate too many pickled sis made up Blue Ridge one evenin’. Damn near run myself out my own motel room later on.
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Post by: Leo Tanner on March 21, 2009, 06:16:50 PM: The maids musta loved ya when they came ta clean in the mornin.
When I was workin hotels I'd go inta some a them rooms an turn right back around an leave. Thinkin they had a perty good pickled egg an beer trade up there in Nevada City.
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 21, 2009, 08:31:01 PM: Ya really need to sleep in a well ventilated room or outdoors when you eat them pickled eggs and drink beer.
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Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on March 21, 2009, 08:55:04 PM: Quote from: Texas Lawdog on March 21, 2009, 08:31:01 PM
Ya really need to sleep in a well ventilated room or outdoors when you eat them pickled eggs and drink beer.

Or get a HazMat label ta stick on tha door!
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Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 22, 2009, 06:20:12 AM: LIT, I feel sorry for the first responders.
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Post by: Delmonico on March 22, 2009, 12:36:10 PM: Quote from: Arcey on March 21, 2009, 05:37:05 PM
Ate too many pickled sis made up Blue Ridge one evenin’. Damn near run myself out my own motel room later on.
Quote from: Leo Tanner on March 21, 2009, 06:16:50 PM
The maids musta loved ya when they came ta clean in the mornin.
When I was workin hotels I'd go inta some a them rooms an turn right back around an leave. Thinkin they had a perty good pickled egg an beer trade up there in Nevada City.
Quote from: Texas Lawdog on March 21, 2009, 08:31:01 PM
Ya really need to sleep in a well ventilated room or outdoors when you eat them pickled eggs and drink beer.
Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on March 21, 2009, 08:55:04 PM
Or get a HazMat label ta stick on tha door!
Quote from: Texas Lawdog on March 22, 2009, 06:20:12 AM
LIT, I feel sorry for the first responders.

And that's why if no one eats them quail eggs before CT they are not gonna go inta the gear goin' to the GAF Muster, I'm also sleepin' in them barracks. :P
Title: Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 22, 2009, 02:23:11 PM: Del, I've changed my mind about the eggs.