Author Topic: Sure is quiet around here. (Read 771510 times)

Forty Rod · « **on:** December 27, 2004, 10:27:46 PM »

What did they do, tear down the old place and build a vacant lot?

Where is everybody?

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #1 on:** December 27, 2004, 10:44:44 PM »

Well, Forty, it's like this. My son makes me feel old, but keeps me young. He has introduced me to Jay and Silent Bob. We watched "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" tonight. All the F bombs were bleeped out. I'm 46, a mother, and moderately successful in life, and I really should not be laughing so hard at such stupidity.

It was fun.

AnnieLee

Delmonico · « **Reply #2 on:** December 27, 2004, 10:54:46 PM »

Delmonico reads the posts and comes roarin' in, jingle bobs a tinklin' and demands to know how much noise ya want!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry folks, I was where I could not get a connection today till 6 pm. I see it was broke most the day any way.

I got to work on my car in tha mornin' and won't be back online till at least 6 tommorow, so someon e esle will have to be mean to my pal Slim.

With that Delmonico, trows a few bottles at the woodstove, shoots a hole in the roof with his Sharps and has Duke the Yaller dog from the Newbrassky thread on Tall Tales lift his leg on the bar. With that he makes his exit and goes back to the dugout to bake anise cookies.

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Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #3 on:** December 27, 2004, 10:57:57 PM »

<With a tsking at the resultant mayhem> Someone needs to tell the Frumpy Fairy Godmother about this.

<More tsking>

AnnieLee

Delmonico · « **Reply #4 on:** December 27, 2004, 11:39:08 PM »

Uh Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

$:-\$

Uncle Eph · « **Reply #5 on:** December 28, 2004, 12:02:28 AM »

AnnieLee, my son turned me on to Jay and silent Bob and they sure do crack me up and I am a tad bit older than you.

The Arapaho Kid · « **Reply #6 on:** December 28, 2004, 01:39:46 AM »

Yeah! Most all of the day we had one of these up and couldn't post!

Life ain't easy fer a boy named Sue!

Lou Graham · « **Reply #7 on:** December 28, 2004, 05:16:45 AM »

We all seem to be ridin' back over this way now.
Most of yesterday the door was locked over here.
The Marshal had to bust some heads to get us back into the Longbranch

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #8 on:** December 28, 2004, 11:42:39 AM »

Slim walks in with a scowl on his face and a badge on his shirt. "I hear Del and Duke were in here disturbin' the peace. Time ta round up a posse to track 'em down and bring 'em ta justice. Anyone with me? Ya get ta wear a badge.

"

Delmonico · « **Reply #9 on:** December 28, 2004, 11:48:45 AM »

While Slim is standin' there with his tin snips cuttin' badges out of old peach cans, Delmonico sneaks up behind him and peppers his hind side with not a load of rock salt, but instead a double barreled load of anise seed,

He then slowly walks to his mule and rides slowly out of town, knowin' Slim will be picken' anise seed out of his hindside fer a while.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #10 on:** December 28, 2004, 11:52:17 AM »

Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch!
"Dadburn coward! I'll getcha if it's the last thing I do!

"

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #11 on:** December 28, 2004, 12:00:23 PM »

Duke stares, not his fault Delmonico put scent on the bar to make him mark it. At the blam of the shotgun, he high tails it for home.

Delmonico · « **Reply #12 on:** December 28, 2004, 12:14:52 PM »

Is that better Forty Rod?

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #13 on:** December 28, 2004, 12:22:55 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on December 28, 2004, 12:14:52 PM

Is that better Forty Rod?

Slim

Seafarer · « **Reply #14 on:** December 28, 2004, 12:29:28 PM »

Annie Lee
Good news, there are about 4 or 5 more Jay and Silent Bob films. I think I am a little off center with this forum, I love CASS but, am a little different, but anyway the films are progressively irrevent but poke fun at a lot of sacred things. If you want more try to watch from the beginning.
Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy and Dogma.Then Kevin Smith ( Silent Bob) has an Evening With, that is also good.
Safe Shooting and good laughs,
Seafarer

The Arapaho Kid · « **Reply #15 on:** December 28, 2004, 12:30:05 PM »

The Arapaho Kid pulls his nose out of his beer mug and asks: "Who fard that shot?"

Forty Rod · « **Reply #16 on:** December 28, 2004, 12:36:07 PM »

Much better, except for them badges.

We don't need no steeenking badges.

I'd rather wear a petticoat and dancing slippers.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #17 on:** December 28, 2004, 12:37:04 PM »

Seafarer,

My introduction to Jay and Silent Bob was in Dogma. I laughed my arse off. Since then I have seen Clerks and an evening with Kevin Smith. It looks like I'll just have to get the entire collection. My mother, a staunch and staid Catholic lady, tried to hide her laughter at Dogma. It is so irreverent, it is bad, and so bad, it is hysterical, at least, to me. My son and I talked about it this morning. I don't know why I love movies like this (or Airplane, or Monty Python, or the Marx Brothers) , but can't stand stuff like Dumb and Dumber and Ace Ventura.

I'm thinking that maybe you aren't so far off-center from some CAS shooters. A bunch of us are just "bozos on the bus."

AnnieLee

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #18 on:** December 28, 2004, 12:38:05 PM »

Quote from: Forty Rod on December 28, 2004, 12:36:07 PM

Much better, except for them badges.

We don't need no steeenking badges.

I'd rather wear a petticoat and dancing slippers.

I was wondering when someone was gonna say that.

Slim

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #19 on:** December 28, 2004, 12:39:56 PM »

Quote from: AnnieLee on December 28, 2004, 12:37:04 PM

A bunch of us are just "bozos on the bus."

AnnieLee

Most!

Slim

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