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Offline Dan Gerous

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It's so cold......
« on: February 05, 2021, 10:35:21 AM »
It's o cold I saw two rabbits trying to jump-start a beagle.
It's so cold I saw a lawyer with his hands in his OWN pockets.
It's so cold I saw a dog attached to a tree by a long, thin icicle.

anythijg to add to this?
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Re: It's so cold......
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2021, 12:52:48 PM »
its so cold out

the perverts aren't flashing, they just run up and describe themselves.
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Re: It's so cold......
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2021, 07:48:16 AM »
It's so cold that I had to warmup the matches in the microwave before I could start the wood pile on fire.
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Re: It's so cold......
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2021, 09:50:06 AM »
It's so cold my balls have ascended and taken up residence somewhere just north of the kidneys.
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Re: It's so cold......
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2021, 04:14:26 PM »
Advisable to keep yur brass monkeys inside!

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Re: It's so cold......
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Re: It's so cold......
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2021, 11:16:13 AM »
-33C this morning. Bright and sunny, no wind, so it wasn't all that bad. After -25C, it's just 'cold'. Don't make no never mind after that.

Forgot to plug in the vehicles last night, but they both started just fine. The extension cords were like frozen ropes and I had to bring one in to warm it up or I'd crack the insulation.
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Re: It's so cold......
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2021, 01:44:03 PM »
I have decided I don't like any temperature that begins with the number one...
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Re: It's so cold......
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2021, 03:19:43 PM »
-33C this morning. Bright and sunny, no wind, so it wasn't all that bad. After -25C, it's just 'cold'. Don't make no never mind after that.

Forgot to plug in the vehicles last night, but they both started just fine. The extension cords were like frozen ropes and I had to bring one in to warm it up or I'd crack the insulation.

Interesting how "global warming" works ---this summer downunder is one of the coolest I can remember, its been getting down to 16 or 17 C at night - pleasant days - a tad warm in the afternoons - more rain forecast later in the week - had 4 inches the last couple weeks - lawn needs mowing twice a week - place looks a picture - life is good - just dont turn the TV on is all. 

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Re: It's so cold......
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2021, 11:24:03 AM »
Interesting how "global warming" works ---this summer downunder is one of the coolest I can remember, its been getting down to 16 or 17 C at night - pleasant days - a tad warm in the afternoons - more rain forecast later in the week - had 4 inches the last couple weeks - lawn needs mowing twice a week - place looks a picture - life is good - just dont turn the TV on is all.

Hi, I love global warming, 17 degrees Fahrenheit just South of Norman Oklahoma this morning.  We had an Ice Storm before Xmas this year.  Had a nice summer, where the summer of 2020, we had a week that it DID NOT GET BELOW 100 Degrees F the whole week.  430AM 101 degrees, Noon about 110 degrees F.

I grew up in Central Illinois and we have ONE (1) a single white Xmas the whole 22 years I was there.  Of course we have snow from mid January until at least Mid March every year.

Weather changes, Jeez.

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Re: It's so cold......
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2021, 08:39:16 AM »
I grew up in SW Iowa and told my folks "When I get out of school, I'm going South to get away from the cold!". My first job was in Kaukauna, Wisconsin! I moved back to central Iowa and I'm STILL north of my starting point!
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Re: It's so cold......
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2021, 07:48:24 PM »

 :)  How Cold is It??  ;)

Well, arrived for Mouse Safari yesterday and it was so cold the Wind Chill was 82f in the shade.  8) I suspect the next few days to be the same.  Just almost unbearable.  I shall however, Endeavor to Persevere!!  Burma Shave

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Re: It's so cold......
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2021, 08:46:23 AM »
Coffinmaker, it's currently 8 below and I just finished scooping off the driveway. Anyone who mentions 80 degree temps to me under these conditions risks gettin' his hat throwed in the creek!!
(written under the influence of cold, fatigue and Professor Marvel's elixer of life and paint remover)
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