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Offline PJ Hardtack

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.... you might be a redneck ....
« on: October 24, 2020, 03:00:20 PM »
You might be a redneck ...

- If you welcome snow because it fills in the potholes

- If there are only two seasons - winter and three months of tough sledding

- If you only see your friends and neighbours at the local dump

- If 'semi-formal' means your cleanest shirt

- If 'formal' means a shirt with all the buttons

- If 'social isolation' means doing what you normally do - avoid people

- If your jeans have holes in the knees and no one thinks you're being cool

 Your turn ..... ;>)
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Re: .... you might be a redneck ....
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2020, 11:10:24 AM »
When your muffler is louder then your stereo.

If you brag about how hot your sister is.

If the greatest goal in life is to have the nicest pickup in the trailer court.

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Re: .... you might be a redneck ....
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2020, 12:01:41 PM »
If you're formal attire includes a black trucker's hat with white lettering!
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Re: .... you might be a redneck ....
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2020, 04:38:21 PM »
Guess I qualify on that I've got two black baseball caps with white lettering .....  ::)

- one says 'IPSC 2016'  souvenir from a great event our club hosted

- t'other says 'Toyota', a freebie after an oil change
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Re: .... you might be a redneck ....
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2020, 04:40:01 PM »
Oh, and one more ....

- If both your wallet and your dog are on a chain, you might be a red neck.
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Re: .... you might be a redneck ....
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2020, 05:49:51 PM »
If your family tree does not fork: you might be a redneck.

If you ever got pulled over by the local law for hauling a boat after your truck, without first putting it on a trailer...!  Then you just might be a redneck...!

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Re: .... you might be a redneck ....
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2020, 12:47:43 AM »
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Re: .... you might be a redneck ....
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2020, 10:59:08 AM »
If you go to a family reunion to meet hot chicks .....
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Re: .... you might be a redneck ....
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2020, 10:59:08 AM »
If instructions to your house say "turn right on the gravel road"

If your front yard has more house hold  appliances that the local WalMart.

If you consider a family reunion a place to pick up girls

Well there you go!

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Re: .... you might be a redneck ....
« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2020, 11:27:30 AM »
.... if your front yard has a collection of junk cars .....
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Re: .... you might be a redneck ....
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2020, 06:47:13 AM »
..................my uncle bought a new house and I had to go help him take the wheels off of it!
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Re: .... you might be a redneck ....
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2020, 08:24:37 PM »
.... if you get asked for your ID and you show your belt buckle .....
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Re: .... you might be a redneck ....
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2021, 09:03:26 PM »
If your gun cabinet is bigger than your refrigerator... [I am so screwed]  ;D
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Re: .... you might be a redneck ....
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2021, 09:36:21 PM »
If going to the bathroom at night involves shoes and a flashlight, you might be a Redneck.
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Re: .... you might be a redneck ....
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2021, 09:41:04 PM »
If going to the bathroom at night involves shoes and a flashlight, you might be a Redneck.

Or just opening a window . . .
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