You don't have to adopt. We will gladly give them away.
I'm the one who has to look after the GSC mob, drive them around, organise accommodation, supply nibblies and beer, clean clothes and tuck them in at night.
Kiss me goodnight Sargeant Major!
Sargeant Major be a mother to meAnd I'm far too young to be a GSC. Hell I'm barely eligible to be a junior member.
Its my civic duty to help the old folks !!!!