To: Brigadier General Pitspitr, Commander Grand Army of the Frontier
Colonel GW Strong, Commander Department of Missouri
Lt. Colonel Long, Commander Division of Illinois
Ladies and Gents of the GAF at large.
Sirs,
I have the honor to submit my report following the 2016 Illinois State Musters of the Grand Army of the Frontier. The Division of Illinois was reinforced from by Divisions of Iowa and Wisconsin. We were without the support of our Gatling Gun detachment or our artillery detachment. I am happy to report that Private Dickweed is recuperating with the Fort Sackett surgeon. He was wounded in action and successfully moved to the fort for treatment. We also had a large number of new recruits (7) forced to take marksmanship roles during the campaign. The following are the results the campaign:
Results of 2016 GAF-IL Muster
29 May 2016
MilSpec SS Smokeless
Joe “Cornbread” Knaak
Donald “Msgt. Long” Long
Col. Pat “Shamrock” Gannon
MilSpec SS BP
Brian “Dusty Tagalon” Bauer
MilSpec Repeater
John “Johnny Popper” Clint
Scout
Joe “Joe Breed” Lambert
Joe “Average Joe” McCallister
Alex “Zip Zander” Knaak
Kevin “Snidely Whiplash” Goebel
Jim “Blind Melon” Cunningham
Woman Scout
Geri “Pinto Pony” Cunningham
Regards,
Col. Pat "Shamrock" Gannon GAF# 447
Retired, Division of Illinois