Author Topic: Sure is quiet around here. (Read 772583 times)

Delmonico · « **Reply #40 on:** December 29, 2004, 12:40:10 PM »

Cut candy canes inta sections fer yer 38 and cut licorice twists inta sections fer yer 32.

Bet ya can pack Cheese inta yer cap and ball.

Now we figgered it out, next time it gets quiet here, just start a food fight.

Delmonico · « **Reply #41 on:** December 29, 2004, 12:48:35 PM »

Delmonico feels sorry for Slim and hands him a pair of tweezers. Slim notices that "Made in Montana" is stamped on them. He also notices that they have lots of zircons imbedded in them.

Slim says "Cool, I bet these would really shine in the moonlight."

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #42 on:** December 29, 2004, 12:51:01 PM »

This is Forty Rod's fault with help from Delmonico.

Slim

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Russ T Chambers · « **Reply #43 on:** December 29, 2004, 01:22:09 PM »

If you shoot a pumpkin from a cannon, does it come down squash??

Forty Rod · « **Reply #44 on:** December 29, 2004, 02:17:49 PM »

What the heck did I do now?

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #45 on:** December 29, 2004, 02:19:27 PM »

Quote from: Forty Rod on December 29, 2004, 02:17:49 PM

What the heck did I do now?

Ya started this thread.

Slim

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #46 on:** December 29, 2004, 02:32:56 PM »

Quote from: Forty Rod on December 29, 2004, 02:17:49 PM

What the heck did I do now?

You started it, Forty Rod.

It's all Forty Rod's Fault!!

Delmonico · « **Reply #47 on:** December 29, 2004, 02:37:12 PM »

Hey Slim, Annie and Forty Rod, you too Fish Gun Buck, when Slim gets the anise seed picked out let me know, I got a really fun idea.

Forty Rod · « **Reply #48 on:** December 29, 2004, 03:49:36 PM »

We gonna boil his butt down to make licorice?

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #49 on:** December 29, 2004, 04:25:22 PM »

Quote from: Forty Rod on December 29, 2004, 03:49:36 PM

We gonna boil his butt down to make licorice?

Slim

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #50 on:** December 29, 2004, 07:25:20 PM »

Quote from: Forty Rod on December 29, 2004, 03:49:36 PM

We gonna boil his butt down to make licorice?

Ut oh... Forty Rod said boiled anise makes licorice. Run, Forty, RUN!! Delmonico is gonna get you!!

AnnieLee

Delmonico · « **Reply #51 on:** December 29, 2004, 07:43:06 PM »

I'm gonna 'scuse him fer now, I needs him fer this next project. We gonna go fer a ride on on a dem Wright flyers.

I done leased us one that'll pick us up at a private gate cause we ain't gonna make it trough regulaer security.

Get all yer jelly beans, gum drops, jaw breakers and other such. We is makin' a mess out a tha Mashall's saloon, I got better idea's.

We gonna take our food fight elsewhere.

Delmonico then loads a case of shotshells marked anise seed inta the cargo bay of a lear jet and away we go. To where we'll find out later.

Forty Rod · « **Reply #52 on:** December 29, 2004, 09:16:25 PM »

Del can kiss my anise. I ain't runnin' from NObody!

"Sides, how'd you know boiled butt don't make licorice?

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #53 on:** December 29, 2004, 09:19:28 PM »

Well, I was a woman long before I was a nun. Does that answer the question?
Maybe Forty Rod knows of a rear that tastes like licorice, but I sure don't!

AnnieLee

Delmonico · « **Reply #54 on:** December 29, 2004, 09:22:41 PM »

I know cause anise seed is the seed of a member of the parsley family and licorice is a root of the legume family. And Slim's butt is a member of the Brooks family.

Now Forty Rod, shut up, sit down in yer seat, fasten yer belt and behave or yer gonna have ta ride in the cargo compartment with the anise seed shotshells. Look at Duke, he's sittin' by the window behavin' himself.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #55 on:** December 29, 2004, 09:27:50 PM »

Completely random aside: Though I really liked the Santa Hat emoticons, my favorite is still this one:

It's just so.... HAPPY.

AnnieLee

Delmonico · « **Reply #56 on:** December 29, 2004, 09:52:07 PM »

Well just take yer

and you can be honorarrrry Stewardasss fer the flight. There are anise cookies in the galley fer any one who want them.

Delmonico · « **Reply #57 on:** December 29, 2004, 10:03:44 PM »

<squawky PA voice> Folks pleeeeese return ta yer seats and fasten yer seat belt. We will be landin' at the Great Falls Montana International Airport in 10 minuuuutes.

And Thank You fer flyin' Delmonico Airlines. <PA voice off>

Forty Rod · « **Reply #58 on:** December 29, 2004, 11:42:50 PM »

Where we goin'?

I don't much like flyin'.

I figure if God had intended us to fly, we'd have been born with wings.

If He had intended ducks to fly, they'd have been born with propellers.

If He had intended me to go along with this nonsense, I'd have been born stupid.

DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT!

DON'T YOU DARE!!!

Delmonico · « **Reply #59 on:** December 29, 2004, 11:44:41 PM »

When the plane lands and the door is opened, Duke is the first on out. Delmonico and the rest of the crew follow. They gather up their sidearms and Delmonico grabs a handful of anise shells and puts them in his pocket.

The head out into the wilds of the Great Falls Montana night, lookin' fer their cyber-pard who is a bartender in this town.

Finding the bar, they head in, Delmonico parks his shotgun in the corner and wlks up to the bar. "Barkeep, a round of anisette de Bordeaux fer us humans and a sasparilla fer the dog."

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