And people wondered why I joined the Air Force ....
This reminds me of a joke, and like most jokes, it has some truth in it:
Tell the Marines to secure an area, and they will beachhead assault it, kill anything that moves, dig foxholes and set out pickets ...
Tell the Army to secure an area, and they will set out pickets, make up passwords and figure the best place to put the BX ...
Tell the Navy to secure an area and they will paint a red stripe around it, with color coded lines to go to the mess and set out fire guards ....
Tell the Air Force to secure an area, and they will get a 50 year lease with option to buy ...
LOL