NO PANTS???
Well, it IS Texas, so there's no tellin'
I seen a bunch a guys singin' oncet, one was wearin' chaps wi' no britches. Somethin' about Y M C A
Izzat the kinda Texicans you was talkin' about?
(Yeah, I wuz in Jimmy Buffet town, Key West, and BOY, did I walk into the wrong club!!!)