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[Delmonico]

I only eats turkey that ain't diguised as sumthing else.   I only eats soy beans when made into soy sauce.   I I like my zuccini steamed with butter.   And Ot that would make a lot of turkey samwhiches.     I gots some sourdough whole wheat that would go good with it.

[Ozark Tracker]

Everytime we send out birds, I wonder where all that meat goes and whose eating it all .  we send out 6 flocks a year like that  and there are 100 other growers here at this facility.  I know Trintiy can't be  eat it all

[Cyrille]

Arr turkeys as newtrishus az th gov't claims margrine ta bee

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[Delmonico]

No, it's all a comie plot to keep us from eatin' up all the starlings.

[Cyrille]

Ah thought so See the gov't don't lie starlings, huh they's better n more newtrishus than turkeys too? Gosh big D ah know what Ah'm huntin come November N Ah'm gonna cook em in Margrine 'n thas th trut

[Delmonico]

Loosy-anna must be a sad place to live if'n ya have to wait till November to hunt starlings.   Oh well, Slim, up in Yankee land and me out in the eastern part of The West can hunt them at anytime.    Most likely have a season on cockroaches down there also.

[Cyrille]

It ain't thet, heck we kin hunt 'em whenever we want, but thanksgivin ai'nt til November 'n we lik aur birds, turkeys or starlings fresh

[Delmonico]

But you have to age them underground in an earthen ware pot for 6 months or they won't have no nuter-tricion in them.  You better call yer County Extension Agency in the mornin' and have them send you a copy of "Starlings, the Other Dark Meat" and get all the facts.  Now don't worry this is a county department, you don't have to worry about the Feds here,  woops fergot, you need to call the "Parish Extension Agency", as I said don't worry, if they are from yer parish they won't send yer name to the CIA.  But don't forget to call them first thing in the mornin'.

[Cyrille]

Ah called when Ah arose tis mornin figgured it waz a good time ta call cuz it's really quiet 'round here a 5:30 AM CDT thas 4:30 real time anyways  I went outside a called 'em real loud, they aint answered yet. Hummm, 6 months huh, lessee I kin jest git in under th wire if'n Ah start huntin 'em now  thet'll give th Starlings Ah git more than 6 mo ta age ta perfecshun. Thanks Big D

[Silver Creek Slim]

It's all over, in pastures, feedlots and stores everywhere.  We kinda keep the good stuff here at home when we can.   Ask Slim in the mornin' if he liked the steak from Skeeter Barnes, it had butter meltin' on it.   My favorite place to get a steak here in Lincoln.

http://www.skeeterbarnes.com/index.html

'Tis a great place fer beef steak! 

Slim

[Silver Creek Slim]

Del, you gonna havta go down there to Conagra and pick up some of them Hebrew Hot dogs, we contract our turkeys with them

I lived at a camp when the first "turkey dogs" came to market in the early 1980's. We got same to try to see if we wanted to serve ta the kids. They weren't fit fer comsumption.  They were probably made by Jerome Foods in Barron, Wiscoooooooonsin. I tried some agin years later and they tasted like ordinary "chicken beak" hot dogs. I'z not a fan of non-beef non-natural casing hot dogs.

Slim

[Silver Creek Slim]

Everytime we send out birds, I wonder where all that meat goes and whose eating it all .  we send out 6 flocks a year like that  and there are 100 other growers here at this facility.  I know Trintiy can't be  eat it all

We'z eatin' it. 

Slim

[Silver Creek Slim]

Starlings! It's what's fer supper! 

Slim

[litl rooster]

Starlings, taste like chicken..............Want gud eatin' try Alpaca's,....it's the other red meat.

[Delmonico]

Horrified visitors to the Beekse Bergen Safari Park in Amsterdam watched as three Sloth bears captured, mauled and then devoured a Barbary macaque during the zoo's opening hours on Sunday.

The Associated Press reports that the bears chased the large monkey into an electric fence, where it was initially stunned but recovered enough to flee inside a wooden structure. One of the Sloth bears chased the doomed Barbary macaque into that structure where it mauled it to death and then the three bears ate it--in full view of the shocked visitors. The Beekse Bergen Safari Park confirmed the killing. "In an area where Sloth bears, great apes and Barbary macaques have coexisted peacefully for a long time, the harmony was temporarily disturbed during opening hours on Sunday," the Dutch zoo said in an official statement to the media. "Of course the habitats here in the safari park are arranged in such a way that one animal almost never kills another, but they are and remain wild animals."


Marco Berelds, one of the zoo visitors who witnessed the attack, posted a detailed report on the Web complete with photographs. He noted that once the monkey had fled to the structure, which was built of crossing horizontal and vertical poles, zookeepers tried to distract the bear. They failed. Instead, the bear climbed onto one of the horizontal poles and then "used its sharp canines to pull the macaque, which was shrieking and resisting, from its perch," wrote Berelds. It was then eaten by the three Sloth bears. The zoo said it will move the Barbary macaques to another part of the park, reports AP.


Monkey, the other white meat.

[Sod Buster]

I don't eat nuthin' that looks the same when it leaves as when it was eaten'

WHAT?!?  Someone from Nebraska that doesn't eat corn?  Say it ain't so! 

Del, to eliminate it comin' out lookin' like it did when it went in ....USE YOUR TEETH!  Chew your food.

[Delmonico]

Don't help, it's just chewed up corn.  ('bout an hour later. )  Can't eat popcorn either, just corn bread and tortillas.   Ya don't want the blue plates to get me again.

[Arcey]

Monkey........  Ummmm....  Gottah be easier ta skewer 'n dip in the turkey fryer than them itty-bitty starlin's...

I'm gettin' hungry..........

[Cyrille]

Starlings, taste like chicken..............

Yep, kinda like them Rock Cornish Hens, ceptin they's a mite smaller

[litl rooster]

 A DC radio station use to run a bit with a Sam Elliot voice, From the cage to the dinner table in 20 minutes,
Monkey it's for Dinner tonight..............first time I heard it I spit coffee all over my windshield.