I'm clued in with "safety fell out" and the "lost my guns in a boating accident"
and other "tongue firmly in cheek" retorts.
I on the other hand freely report, as in my JM Marlin, the Cross-bolt safety was removed deliberately and replace with the available replacement screw.
I use the safety between my ears. I also chose the Uberti NM #3 over the Beretta Laramie for same reason "
no transfer bar"
Would not buy the safety retracting hammer SAA either....
Don't own any Ruger's with TB hammers any more.
I do wear seat belts, a helmet when I had a my motorcycle, never crossed my wife and other such safety features.