Author Topic: New Pard: Trinity! ( Welcome to TrinityLand ) (Read 493377 times)

Delmonico · « **Reply #1800 on:** July 28, 2007, 07:28:12 AM »

Before Trinity can escape, he is arrested and thrown into the Paddy Wagon.

(OK folks, we have a chance for an ethnical joke here, should the Paddy wagon take Trinity to the "Tom's Irish Pub Thread" or are we going to cause some sort of non PC probleml if we make an Irish joke. Stay tuned for further developments.)

Trinity · « **Reply #1801 on:** July 28, 2007, 02:55:48 PM »

Trinity gets out on a technicality. Because the item to which the tag belonged was no longer in existence, the judge could not prosecute.

Delmonico · « **Reply #1802 on:** July 28, 2007, 10:10:07 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on July 28, 2007, 02:55:48 PM

Trinity gets out on a technicality. Because the item to which the tag belonged was no longer in existence, the judge could not prosecute.

When Trinity gets home there is a enver-lope with his name on it stuck in his door. He opens it to find a note in it, he runs to OT to have him read it,

Tag Removers beware the
fate that will happen to
those who ignore the laws.

The Secret Tag Police

A picture falls out of the enver-lope.

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Trinity · « **Reply #1803 on:** July 29, 2007, 10:00:18 AM »

"What does that mean? Am Ah invited ta rahd a hoss ta watch a neck stretchin' party?"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #1804 on:** July 29, 2007, 10:14:36 AM »

OT takes a look at the picture, and says best I can tell this'll be you next time you untag one of them sheep

Delmonico · « **Reply #1805 on:** July 29, 2007, 11:44:01 AM »

Another sheep shows up, complete with tags.

Everyone wonders if Trinity will remove these tags.

Trinity · « **Reply #1806 on:** July 29, 2007, 07:01:22 PM »

There was ever only one sheep with a tag. Unless Montana became angry with litl rooster for kicking it into the Trinityland thread (and thus to his death), and forced him to buy another, this one must be an imposter.

Departed sheep:

Imposter:

Delmonico · « **Reply #1807 on:** July 29, 2007, 07:34:02 PM »

A sheep is found out in Trinity's yard waitin' for him.

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #1808 on:** July 29, 2007, 07:48:32 PM »

Pimpin the Sheep again Del?

Trinity · « **Reply #1809 on:** July 29, 2007, 07:48:45 PM »

Trinity shoos the thing over to litlroosterville.

Trinity · « **Reply #1810 on:** July 31, 2007, 09:17:13 PM »

Two days later, OT comes running to Trinity with the fuel pump and yelling "INCOMING!!!!!!!!!"

Trinity looks up and sees the oddly dressed sheep flying through the air.

Delmonico · « **Reply #1811 on:** August 03, 2007, 02:47:05 PM »

Delmonico feels bad for being mean to Trinity all the time by showin' him pictures of food, he steams Trinity a couple of really good Cheddar and Bacon brats (far better than Johnsonville) and browns them in a bit of butter. He finds out Trinity is off-line so he etrs them himself.

Four-Eyed Buck · « **Reply #1812 on:** August 03, 2007, 04:00:35 PM »

Hope he enjoyed them, Del..................Buck

Delmonico · « **Reply #1813 on:** August 03, 2007, 04:53:26 PM »

Quote from: Four-Eyed Buck on August 03, 2007, 04:00:35 PM

Hope he enjoyed them, Del..................Buck

He will when he sees them and I tell him how good they were.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #1814 on:** August 03, 2007, 05:14:34 PM »

I think you ought to describe each and every bite to him so he can savor the experience Del!

Delmonico · « **Reply #1815 on:** August 03, 2007, 05:31:09 PM »

Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on August 03, 2007, 05:14:34 PM

I think you ought to describe each and every bite to him so he can savor the experience Del!

What is there to describe, a really fantastic (better by far than Johnsonville and I love Johnsonville) brat, well steamed and then browned in butter, pad deglazed a bit and the deglazing covering the brats. Eating, well what do you expect, chedder cheese and bacon bits in every bit, bigger than the bun, some brown mustard on it and some extra cheddar just cause I love cheese, oh and buns from the bakery up the street, I din't have any homemade ones or the bun would have been loong enough to fully contain the brat.

Trinity · « **Reply #1816 on:** August 03, 2007, 07:11:42 PM »

I DIDN'T read your explanation!!!

Delmonico · « **Reply #1817 on:** August 03, 2007, 07:37:36 PM »

Yer pewter screen was gettin' dusty again.

Trinity · « **Reply #1818 on:** August 04, 2007, 09:37:13 AM »

My screen doesn't have time to get dusty. Next time, I think I'm going to "dust" it down myself with seasoning salt. That way the pictures will taste like something.

Delmonico · « **Reply #1819 on:** August 04, 2007, 09:41:07 AM »

Well stop over tonight and I'll make you a couple of those, still have 10 left, they were 10 for $8 the other day, normally $1 each, but on the weekend before the 4th of July they were 4 for $5.

Myself I found dome cubed round in the freezer the other day, I'm havin' shredded beef burritos on homemade flout tortilla for me tonight. Pictures on the late news so stay tuned.

News:

Author Topic: New Pard: Trinity! ( Welcome to TrinityLand ) (Read 493377 times)

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