Well,
Here I waz just standin' here mindin me own business, think I might have been scratchin' a bit, when Outta no dang where...
WHAM!!!
I gets run over from behind by this dang yellow bus...with a whole bunch of people sleepin in it....
So here I am in the hospital, two broke arms, seven broke ribs five broke legs (just checkin to see if you waz payin attention...)
anywayz i waz just mindin my own business, and then here comes the BIG NURSE, and she haz a needle so big, I just fainted away......................
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