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Offline Joyce (AnnieLee)

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HEY!! Hey You Out There!!!
« on: May 10, 2005, 11:28:27 AM »
You! Yes, you!!

Why are you printing out the topics from Tall Tales??

My curiousity is bugging me!


Not just members, but guests! What makes you do it, eh?

Come on, sign up, be a bozo on the bus and join in the mayhem!

:D

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Re: HEY!! Hey You Out There!!!
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2005, 11:01:25 PM »
Well I hate to brag, but it is funnier than anthing on TV, thats why I'm down here instead of up there. ;D
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Re: HEY!! Hey You Out There!!!
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2005, 04:06:16 AM »
litl' rooster peeks into the large yellow bus with the extra wide door.....yep there all asleep at the wheel in here.  releases the parking brake and slips it into neutral, then bails out.



Annie, ;D
 I am sure you agree with Del it is better than T.V.



See ya all in a couple of days. ;D

lr
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Re: HEY!! Hey You Out There!!!
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Re: HEY!! Hey You Out There!!!
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2005, 09:50:44 AM »
litl' rooster peeks into the large yellow bus with the extra wide door.....yep there all asleep at the wheel in here.  releases the parking brake and slips it into neutral, then bails out.



Annie, ;D
 I am sure you agree with Del it is better than T.V.



See ya all in a couple of days. ;D

lr
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Re: HEY!! Hey You Out There!!!
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2005, 04:42:13 PM »
Wutz a TV?
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

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Re: HEY!! Hey You Out There!!!
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2005, 08:04:28 AM »
How else will they get a book published if they don't steal their ideas from us? :-[http://
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Re: HEY!! Hey You Out There!!!
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2005, 08:09:58 AM »
The wheels on the bus go round and round
round and round
round and round
the wheels on the bus go round and round
all throught the town.

 ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D


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Re: HEY!! Hey You Out There!!!
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2005, 08:20:24 AM »
Ya know, that ain't a bad idea.  Copy posts from one of the stories and edit it to a more readable format and submit it to a publisher.  If you are really good it might be profitable.
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Re: HEY!! Hey You Out There!!!
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2005, 11:11:34 PM »
Well,
Here I waz just standin' here mindin me own business, think I might have been scratchin' a bit, when Outta no dang where...
WHAM!!!

I gets run over from behind by this dang yellow bus...with a whole bunch of people sleepin in it....

So here I am in the hospital, two broke arms, seven broke ribs five broke legs (just checkin to see if you waz payin attention...)
anywayz i waz just mindin my own business, and then here comes the BIG NURSE, and she haz a needle so big, I just fainted away......................

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Re: HEY!! Hey You Out There!!!
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2005, 04:32:01 AM »
Irish wakes up and notices that all the other people on the bus are asleep, and that the bus is rolling through Town with no driver.  He thinks to himself, "I should probably go up and steer the bus and maybe apply the brake."  At that point he notices that they are about to pass his favorite Saloon, so he opens the emergency door and jumps off! :o
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Re: HEY!! Hey You Out There!!!
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2005, 04:45:20 AM »
 ;D  Just like an a true Irishman...why take time to park the bus ;D

Well,
Here I waz just standin' here mindin me own business, think I might have been scratchin' a bit, when Outta no dang where...
WHAM!!!

I gets run over from behind by this dang yellow bus...with a whole bunch of people sleepin in it....

So here I am in the hospital, two broke arms, seven broke ribs five broke legs (just checkin to see if you waz payin attention...)
anywayz i waz just mindin my own business, and then here comes the BIG NURSE, and she haz a needle so big, I just fainted away......................

cc


lr<<<< tosses a hoolihan loop over the Large Nurse and dallies her to the Yellow bus.....Rest up Curly it will take her some time to slow the bus up
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Re: HEY!! Hey You Out There!!!
« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2005, 12:28:49 AM »
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People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

 

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