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Re: A true made up tale of the west...
« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2005, 10:17:20 PM »
 Thanks Trinity!! You got me out of here, I owe ya one pard! Well, what do we wanna do? Im surely not looking forward to ridin herd on a bunch of lawdogs horses... Saddles his sorrel..

Went following some tracks, almost got hit by a train.... :D  
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Re: A true made up tale of the west...
« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2005, 11:51:39 PM »
By the time Trinity gets CJ out of jail the posse has left hours ago.  Scared he'll end up in jail again, Trinity gets a couple of bottles from the saloon and they head behind the livery stable to drink, soon they are both passed out.  The new kid on a pile of hay, Trinity on a pile of horse poop. :D :D :D

(Note: Trinity did you tell the new guy I say poop a lot, but it's ok, the moderator in Tall Tales says I can.) ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A true made up tale of the west...
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2005, 06:01:53 AM »
Ya know Trinity, I think I need to learn to track. and to not drink this darn much! :(  Hey, when we sober up, you wanna go shoot?
Went following some tracks, almost got hit by a train.... :D  
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Re: A true made up tale of the west...
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Re: A true made up tale of the west...
« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2005, 05:31:33 PM »
*HIC* "Wha??"  Slump
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Re: A true made up tale of the west...
« Reply #24 on: April 11, 2005, 09:30:14 PM »
Smacks Trinity with his hat... Wake up!!! I would like to shoot before christmas!!!  Goes to fetch horses.... If you hurry and wake up, Ill even buy breakfast!
Went following some tracks, almost got hit by a train.... :D  
Don't tell my horse that your out of food...
Have gun, will travel, just not by air...

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Re: A true made up tale of the west...
« Reply #25 on: April 11, 2005, 09:51:25 PM »
Delmonico overhears this conversation and remembers what happened the last time someone went shootin' with Trinity.   ;D ;D  He decides to find Doc. John, the one that used to be a trapper back in the 30's.   ;D ;D  when he finds Dr. John the Trapper, he and Trinity are both lyin' on the pile of horse poop, passed out. :o :o :o
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Re: A true made up tale of the west...
« Reply #26 on: April 12, 2005, 06:17:18 AM »
Hey, Del, since Trinity is passed out in a passel of road apples, could I talk you into cooking some breakfast I could buy? Im tired of my bogwater coffee and jerky. You wanna go shoot? you seem sober enough...
Went following some tracks, almost got hit by a train.... :D  
Don't tell my horse that your out of food...
Have gun, will travel, just not by air...

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Re: A true made up tale of the west...
« Reply #27 on: April 12, 2005, 09:57:12 AM »
Slim saundering up. "Whatcha gunna shoot?"
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Re: A true made up tale of the west...
« Reply #28 on: April 12, 2005, 11:44:45 AM »
Hey Slim, I was gonna go shoot my Sharps, but Ill shoot anything!! You wanna go? everyone else is either drunk in horse poop or away somewhere...
Went following some tracks, almost got hit by a train.... :D  
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Re: A true made up tale of the west...
« Reply #29 on: April 12, 2005, 11:47:41 AM »
I'm game. I'll bring my Rolling Block.  ;D

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Re: A true made up tale of the west...
« Reply #30 on: April 12, 2005, 12:16:14 PM »
Rides up on a flashy sorrel gelding... Lets go shootin!!!
Went following some tracks, almost got hit by a train.... :D  
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Re: A true made up tale of the west...
« Reply #31 on: April 12, 2005, 12:30:18 PM »
Slim grabs his Roller and gets on his horse. "Lead the way."
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Re: A true made up tale of the west...
« Reply #32 on: April 12, 2005, 06:57:28 PM »
I'm game. I'll bring my Rolling Block.  ;D



Did shomeone shay Rolling Rock? *hic*
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Re: A true made up tale of the west...
« Reply #33 on: April 12, 2005, 07:17:03 PM »
Rides up on a flashy sorrel gelding... Lets go shootin!!!

"Ah'm ready!  The express rider just dropped off my Dance and Brothers (out of Texas) revolver!
...Anybody got any balls?  ??? ??? ??? "

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Re: A true made up tale of the west...
« Reply #34 on: April 12, 2005, 08:02:42 PM »
( < Really, really wants to make a comment on that, for several reasons, most of them slightly or more off color, but she hasn't injected herself into this story so, alas and alack, she has to pass on the opportunity. But it's beautiful, Trinity!   AnnieLee)


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Re: A true made up tale of the west...
« Reply #35 on: April 12, 2005, 08:20:47 PM »
(Delmonico comes in, logs in after a long day of watchin' Dora the Explorer, Blues Clues and other such stuff.  But his niece's day care kids were glad to see him and she does have to have 2 adults when she has that many kids.)

Tinity, yer gonna shoot yer other toes off with that.  And watch fer the brown stage-coach headin' yer way, he left about 3 yesterday. ;)

And watch out fer Slim kid, he eats margerine and Velveeta cheese. ;D ;D

If ya get back alive I'll get supper ready tommorow night. ;D
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Re: A true made up tale of the west...
« Reply #36 on: April 12, 2005, 08:38:32 PM »
Trinity becomes excited hearing about the brown stage-coach.  "Ah wonder if'n ah kin 'member ta take them papers outa them boots when they arrive... Hmmm.  If'n tha boots don' work, mebbe Ah kin just in-tentionally shoot some toes off ta make more room.  Hmmm." 

When Trinity is done thinking aloud to himself, he says to Del: "Say Del, Ol' Slim might just have a food pard now.  You know them kids only like to eat that man-made stuff like bargerine an' velveteen cheese."  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D




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Re: A true made up tale of the west...
« Reply #37 on: April 13, 2005, 05:49:26 PM »
Ok pards, lets get to shootin..... Jem lights outs headed for the flats outside of town, giving a rebel yell as he goes...
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Re: A true made up tale of the west...
« Reply #38 on: April 13, 2005, 07:34:33 PM »
"Yeeeeeeeee *HIC* Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *HIC* Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Haaw! *HIC* :P
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Re: A true made up tale of the west...
« Reply #39 on: April 14, 2005, 10:53:44 AM »
Slim don't know how ta do a Rebel yell since he is a Yankee. Therefore, he just says, "Gitty-up."  ;D
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