Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

[RRio]

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?


Pat Buchanan:  To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

Louis Farrakhan:  The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

The Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

L.A. Police Department: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.

Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!

Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.

Martin Luther King, Jr.:  I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Grandpa:  In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Aristotle:  It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.

Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who  cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Bill Gates: I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system.

Albert Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

Bill Clinton: That all depends on your definition of "crossed".

Colonel Sanders:  I missed one?

[DeaconKC]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the possum it could be done.

[Abilene]

Why did the chicken stop halfway across the road?  He wanted to lay it on the line________

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[Cap'n Redneck]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was too much of a detour to go around...

[Darto]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
President Biden: She wanted to see time fly.
Vice President Harris: Cackle!

[1961MJS]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the possum it could be done.

Why did the possum cross the road?

It was lonely, no one talked to it, no one loved it.....