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Offline Dusty Morningwood

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So an 1860 Henry walks into a bar...
« on: April 12, 2007, 07:59:12 AM »
Got quiet here, so thought I would give us all a chance to just make something up!  ;D
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Re: So an 1860 Henry walks into a bar...
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2007, 09:56:13 AM »
...and orders a couple of beers...
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Re: So an 1860 Henry walks into a bar...
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2007, 11:35:06 AM »
..It was a hard ride from the Platte to Deadwood.After the second beer the Henry took a look around the bar and saw that lovely.....
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Re: So an 1860 Henry walks into a bar...
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Re: So an 1860 Henry walks into a bar...
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2007, 03:04:32 PM »
....engraved King's Patent improved Henrysitting in the corner by herself....
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Re: So an 1860 Henry walks into a bar...
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2007, 03:44:34 PM »
This is going to get really bad really quick.
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Re: So an 1860 Henry walks into a bar...
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2007, 04:14:40 PM »
(G'way, yer right.  Thought better of it)
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Re: So an 1860 Henry walks into a bar...
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2007, 04:51:03 PM »
Quote from: Tuolumne Lawman on April 12, 2007, 03:04:32 PM
....engraved King's Patent improved Henrysitting in the corner by herself....
So he saunters up and says"I can get loaded on Sunday and shoot all week", to which she replied....
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Re: So an 1860 Henry walks into a bar...
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2007, 05:07:30 PM »
Quote from: Dusty Morningwood on April 12, 2007, 04:51:03 PM
So he saunters up and says"I can get loaded on Sunday and shoot all week", to which she replied....

"So can I, big boy.  How would you like to get loaded together and go bang-bang all week?"

The 1860 grinned and then......
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Re: So an 1860 Henry walks into a bar...
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2007, 05:13:50 PM »
some big guy named Spencer walks in.
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Re: So an 1860 Henry walks into a bar...
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2007, 06:07:17 PM »
Quote from: Delmonico on April 12, 2007, 05:13:50 PM
some big guy named Spencer walks in.
"That's quite an impressive hammer you've got there" says theengraved King's Patent improved Henry.
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Re: So an 1860 Henry walks into a bar...
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2007, 02:56:36 AM »
"Yip, not only impressive, he stays 7 rounds long."said the Spencer.
"7 rounds long?"Wow, so you're not one of those ' One shot and run'?, said the 16-shooter with a smile on his face and.......
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Re: So an 1860 Henry walks into a bar...
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2007, 04:50:04 PM »
The Spencer grinned and said "I shoot a heavier load than that whimpy 1860 does!"

The 1860 said in reply with a sly smile: "But I last longer after a reload than you do!"

At that the pretty Improved Henry batted her eyes and said......
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Re: So an 1860 Henry walks into a bar...
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2007, 08:49:29 PM »

I can last just as long as either of you.  Plus, looking at Spencer, I can carry my own cleaning rod!! 

to which he replied:
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Re: So an 1860 Henry walks into a bar...
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2007, 08:51:44 PM »

I can shoot as long as either of you.  Plus, I can carry my own cleaning rod, batting eyes at the Spencer demurely!

To which he replied:
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Re: So an 1860 Henry walks into a bar...
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2007, 09:29:17 AM »
"I see" said the Spencer, then added "but I shoot a bigger load, .56-56!"

To which 1860, with his face darkenbing, said.....
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Re: So an 1860 Henry walks into a bar...
« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2007, 06:09:46 PM »
Quote from: Tuolumne Lawman on April 16, 2007, 09:29:17 AM
"I see" said the Spencer, then added "but I shoot a bigger load, .56-56!"

To which 1860, with his face darkenbing, said.....
"I know you are, but what am I?"

(Sorry, in a hurry!)  ;D
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Re: So an 1860 Henry walks into a bar...
« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2007, 08:38:43 AM »
I'm 24 inch against you 20 inch.So what will you do with your bigger load?
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Re: So an 1860 Henry walks into a bar...
« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2007, 06:43:26 PM »
Note:  Heeeey, this was intended to create a wholesome, family-oriented story!!  Naaah, I'm just kiddin'! ;D

Quote from: Henry4440 on April 17, 2007, 08:38:43 AM
I'm 24 inch against you 20 inch.So what will you do with your bigger load?

Knocks 'em down and keeps 'em down.
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Re: So an 1860 Henry walks into a bar...
« Reply #18 on: April 18, 2007, 01:59:24 AM »
After hearing the two, the  engraved King's Patent improved Henry walk to them and said:'Oh, a frontloader and a backloader.' She walks to the stairway and said:'...........
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Re: So an 1860 Henry walks into a bar...
« Reply #19 on: April 18, 2007, 10:16:03 PM »
"Its getting cold in here I'm going to go slip into my forestock, you two behave and I'll be right back"
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