Author Topic: Newbrassky (Read 1818271 times)

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #5300 on:** February 16, 2006, 04:42:32 AM »

Nope, sign sez "No Stunt Nerds Allowed On The Set!"

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #5301 on:** February 16, 2006, 09:34:40 AM »

Slim jumps on his horse and heads toward Ioway.

<Arthur's note: See y'all on Tuesday.>

Delmonico · « **Reply #5302 on:** February 16, 2006, 10:07:55 AM »

<Authors Note: A 0.10 Gauge would be a cannon, seed a brass 000 gauge shell made by Winchester one time fer a breech-loading punt gun that FWS rules killed in the development stage, was about 2 1/2 inches in dia. and about 8 inches long, was 'spossed to hold 1 lb of shot.

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Delmonico · « **Reply #5303 on:** February 16, 2006, 10:55:32 AM »

Delmonico goes to the cupboard and finds a can of Havey and Curtis black powder.

Dern it litl rooster, get them bifocals done, that sheep herders loadin' his shells again with my black pepper.

Delmonico · « **Reply #5304 on:** February 16, 2006, 11:26:58 AM »

Delmonico goes behind the barn and gets an extra pine tree he brought back on one of his trips to Long Pine Creek. (Yes it's a long one.)

He puts a rope and pulley on it and digs a hole and sets it in concrete. He then sneaks up to Slim's room and grabs a pair of Slim's long handles and runs them up the flag pole.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #5305 on:** February 16, 2006, 12:24:23 PM »

Well lookit that, it must be a Union Jack Suit!

Delmonico · « **Reply #5306 on:** February 16, 2006, 12:26:21 PM »

Delmonico looks up and wonders how Slim got the white and blue skid marks on his long handles. He looks again and decides he don't want to know.

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #5307 on:** February 16, 2006, 03:48:35 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on February 13, 2006, 07:41:48 PM

"Yep, but the 10 gauge nerd model with the tape on the bridge. Wow, I bet Slim is 'bout the only nerd that shoots a 10 gauge. Naw, fergot the nerd in "Streets of Larado" had a 8 gauge."

8ga not SASS legal. Have ta use 10ga.

got 3" hotchkiss shell by Winchester.

litl rooster · « **Reply #5308 on:** February 16, 2006, 04:09:58 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on February 16, 2006, 10:55:32 AM

Delmonico goes to the cupboard and finds a can of Havey and Curtis black powder. Dern it litl rooster, get them bifocals done, that sheep herders loadin' his shells again with my black pepper.

My nose don't lie to me ....I sez he's shooting Pyrodex....Must be loading dem wimpy pistola with yer Black Pepper.

As far as Slim goes now I didn't know he was flying the Union Jack Suit...thought he was like the rest of us from the Green and Orange stripes

Delmonico · « **Reply #5309 on:** February 16, 2006, 05:35:20 PM »

<Author's Note: What do you mean us?>

litl rooster · « **Reply #5310 on:** February 16, 2006, 05:51:31 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on February 16, 2006, 05:35:20 PM

<Author's Note: What do you mean us?>

oooops I forgot

goes back to order form adds...........3rd pair .22 bifocals fer selve

Delmonico · « **Reply #5311 on:** February 16, 2006, 06:13:41 PM »

Delmonico looks at the clock and realizes he missed his tea and crumpets today.

He fires up the steam engine and heads off down the left side of the road.

Trinity · « **Reply #5312 on:** February 16, 2006, 08:46:52 PM »

"litl rooster, ya got's green stipes in yer britches too?"

Delmonico · « **Reply #5313 on:** February 17, 2006, 11:16:28 AM »

No, he's got them on the outside, the sheepherders been shootin' at him with the green buckshot again.

litl rooster · « **Reply #5314 on:** February 17, 2006, 04:26:03 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on February 17, 2006, 11:16:28 AM

No, he's got them on the outside, the sheepherders been shootin' at him with the green buckshot again.

It's on my leggins, but darn near got me where I sit...It's them bad eyes of his.....Some one pulled the Wool over 'em

Delmonico · « **Reply #5315 on:** February 17, 2006, 05:55:53 PM »

Sides that, my black pepper he used in the shells don't get much veeeelocity.

Oh, be carful, I blew the iron grill out the winder when I tried grillin' steaks, someone filled my pepper shaker with FFFg.

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #5316 on:** February 17, 2006, 05:56:43 PM »

Dell, You've been gettin yer water downstream from the Sheep herd again. Can cause You to Halucinate.

The #4 shot will backscatter from 20 yrds to the my forarm with My 10ga. it will kill a Goose at 90Yrds.

Personaly, don't use 'Sheep pellets', use extra course Rock Salt, heh, Heh, HEH!

If Ya catch any of that Y'll remember.

Delmonico · « **Reply #5317 on:** February 17, 2006, 06:06:17 PM »

Delmonico looks at the sheepherder and sees his mouth movin' but nuthin' really comin' out. He goes back to his cookin' and decides that some of that hogwash should be used by Stoney to clean his swine. He wonders where he got the short yardstick.

litl rooster · « **Reply #5318 on:** February 17, 2006, 07:37:19 PM »

The Marshall might finally be on to sumthin....................Salt n pepprn' his game when he shoots em'....Must be all them cold nights in Utah that does that to a Sheepherder...litl' rooster saddles his horse and rides off to Dunning. Makes a trip to the registar's office, check offical Brand book, thinks sheep is livestock too, and must be branded. Ifn' you all need anything let me know I'll bring it back with me.

Trinity · « **Reply #5319 on:** February 19, 2006, 08:08:41 PM »

Trinity wakes up in the "Travelin' Ladies'" waggon and tries hard to remember how he got there. Suddenly he smiles and is at ease.

"Weren't no one to tha house, so Ah wen' a-searchin'. Ah wonder if anybody is back yet..."

Trinity looks over at Mrs. Collingwood. "Ah'll check on them folks later. Since Ah'm here..."

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