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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #5060 on: January 08, 2006, 09:22:03 PM »
"Serves him right fer tearin' up Slim's pasture and singin' really bad." ;D
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #5061 on: January 08, 2006, 09:44:22 PM »
I don't know which is worse.  The singing or the accompanying music.  ??? ??? ???
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #5062 on: January 08, 2006, 11:48:55 PM »
Delmonico comes in with a 25 year old bottle of Scotch Whiskey. (single malt)  "Some fella with a Scottish acent come and got the fella with the pointy ears that Tom bonked.  He said he's always causin' trouble whin' about things being illogical and singin' off key.  He left this as a thank you for not harmin' him to bad."

<Author's Note:  If ya want an album by a 1960's TV star find a copy of Lorene Greens one.  Much better.>

I was staring down the bore, of the deadly 44 of Ringo.  Riiinnngggooooooo! ;D
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #5063 on: January 09, 2006, 09:56:34 AM »
"think he said sumthin' about that, somethin about cling ons also, tolt him to use a page out a the Sears and Roebuck cataloge." ;D
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #5065 on: January 09, 2006, 10:21:15 AM »
"Fer got to tell you Slim, there was a US Marshall from dodge City by lookin' fer ya, he had a warrant. ;D  Big tall fella.  Becareful though, I don't trust him, I noticed his side arm didn't have a firin' pin on the hammer. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

(JAuthor's Note: James Arness carried a Great Western with floating firing pin. ;))
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #5066 on: January 09, 2006, 10:28:52 AM »
"Fer got to tell you Slim, there was a US Marshall from dodge City by lookin' fer ya, he had a warrant. ;D  Big tall fella.  Becareful though, I don't trust him, I noticed his side arm didn't have a firin' pin on the hammer. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #5067 on: January 09, 2006, 10:39:59 AM »
"Don't know, he didn't say, but the deputy rode a mule and said, "Mathew lets just shoot him and save us the trouble a haulin' this scallywag back to Dodge." ::) ::)
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #5068 on: January 09, 2006, 10:49:33 AM »
 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #5069 on: January 09, 2006, 10:50:30 AM »
"Hey Del, was the Deputy uglier than tha mule?  I think I've seen them fellers before!"
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #5070 on: January 09, 2006, 11:04:19 AM »
mules is beutifull
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #5071 on: January 09, 2006, 11:43:48 AM »
<Authors Note: Ya can see the deputy in Rio Grande singin' to John Wayne and his wife dressed as a soldier. ;D>


"Slim you'll have to wait till the Marshall gets back to find out about the warrant.  Perhaps ya better get a lawyer."
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #5072 on: January 09, 2006, 12:18:36 PM »
<Authors Note: Ya can see the deputy in Rio Grande singin' to John Wayne and his wife dressed as a soldier. ;D>


"Slim you'll have to wait till the Marshall gets back to find out about the warrant.  Perhaps ya better get a lawyer."
<Arthur's note: He can surely sing. He was part of the Sons of the Pioneers 'fore Roy Rogers and Bob Nolan joined 'em.>

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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #5073 on: January 09, 2006, 12:35:30 PM »
"Might be better than going to Dodge City fer trial and Hays City to be hunged." ;D

"Ok when he gets here I'll see what I can do to help." :o :o :o
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #5074 on: January 09, 2006, 01:16:43 PM »
"Might be better than going to Dodge City fer trial and Hays City to be hunged." ;D

"Ok when he gets here I'll see what I can do to help." :o :o :o
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #5075 on: January 09, 2006, 05:21:42 PM »
The tall US Marshall comes to the door and Delmonico answers.  Delmonico says that tSlim is there and he'll turn him over to the Marshall if he can see the warrant first.  The Marshall produces a warrant from Kansas for Slim for cattle ruslin'. 

Delmonico looks and points out the warrent is no good in Newbrassky and also points out that this is not a Federal matter and it ain't none of the Marshall's concern no how.  "Ya better just high tail yerself back to Dodge cy and that saloon ya hang out in."  The Marshall says "Sorry." Cause Delmonico called his bluff and won. ;D ;D

As he's leavin' Delmonico torments him more and tells him, "Ya ought ta marry that lady also, ya durn fool." ;D

Delmonico opens the door to the cellar and tell's Slim, "come on out I saved yer butt, again." ;D ;D
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #5076 on: January 10, 2006, 09:15:19 AM »
As the Marshal steps off the porch, after talking to Del, Irish gets a good look at the Deputy.  Irish is sure that the Deputy and the mule he is riding have a strong resemblance to each other, in fact they might even be family related.  Irish points this out to Trinity.
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #5077 on: January 10, 2006, 09:20:49 AM »
Slim comes outta the cellar. "Thanks, Del. Time fer coffee!" Slim goes into the kitchen and starts a new pot.
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #5078 on: January 10, 2006, 10:21:35 AM »
<Authors Note: A US Marshall in Kansas would have been at the court in Topeka and only Deputy Marshalls would have been out and about.  Since Kansas had their own laws, unlike the Indian Territory where they became famus, there would have been very little to do but collect taxes. ;D 
No matter, wish we would still have as good a' TV as that show was. ;D>
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #5079 on: January 10, 2006, 08:10:53 PM »
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