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[Silver Creek Slim]

<Arthur's note: I lernt my one new fact fer today. I can't lern anything new or my head will explode from the 'nowledge. N is for ... > 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Having finally releived himself of the cheese Irish wanders in to see if Del brought any food!

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Well, Tom, I didn't know ya was 'round. Whatcha been doin'?"  Slim puts the milch and eggs in the icebox.

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[Silver Creek Slim]

"Well y'all time fer me ta head fer Wiscoooooooooooonsin." Slim goes to his room and grabs the "Mighty Ten" and his saddlebags. He goes to the barn and saddle his horse. He climbs on his horse, heads northeast, and yells back to the house, "See y'all on Monday!"

[Trinity]

Trinity walks from outside into the kitchen wide eyed.  "Ya'll ain' gonna believe how large this pile of poo is out yonder by the barn!!!  Oh, hey thar Irish.  D'ya know anythin bout that?"

[litl rooster]

litl' rooster, passes Slim on the trail, and bids him a safe journey. Rides up to the barn and steps off his horse nearly in the largest pile of poo he has seen. After a wif I realize Stoney Pete must have cleaned his hog pens. Go into the house and see Delmonico studing his gorcery list. Del, I ask. Why would you go all the way to town, for Groceries, when you live on a Ranch?  Slim brings Cheese and has a milk cow and hens, Stoney has his hogs, Trinty has his still's and and between him and Sod Buster, they have Korn. I have cattle. Then FFg has her gardens, with vegtables and flowers...Then there is Lucky Irish Tom, ooohhh never mind. You have all the groceries here that you could need. Now with the new pond and your released trout you have it all right here.

[Delmonico]

"Wait till they get here, ya won't belive what I ordered."

[Trinity]

Trinity leans over and whispers into litl rooster's ear "Ah don' thank that pahl were from Stoney's pigs...  Ah thank it were Irish what done it!"

[Delmonico]

Realizin' something needs to be done, Delmonico goes out and looks behind the barn.  He realizes only quick action will save them.  He goes to the dugout and gets a bucket of coal and piles it on the yaller poop.  He then goes to the barn and gets a bucket of coal oil and pours that on, a quick strike of a lucifer and the flames are leaping.


Three hours later when the flames die down he sees that the only damage is a large scorch mark on the side of the barn.

[Trinity]

"Heck, Ah was beginnin' ta thank that derned pile was gonna burn like tha Flambé!"

[Delmonico]

<Authors Note: That would be repeatin' an old gag, we never scorched the paint onthe barn before. >

Delmonico comes into the kitchen and writes a note for Tom, "The extra barn paint is in the workshop in the barn, repait the scorch mark.  Also if you eat that much cheese again, take a shovel with you and go over the hill."

[Trinity]

Trinity inspects the mark on the barn and whistles in admiration.  "Ah don' thank Ah coulda ever lef' a mark lahk that!"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico says, "And only part of that was from the fire."

[litl rooster]

Trinity inspects the mark on the barn and whistles in admiration.  "Ah don' thank Ah coulda ever lef' a mark lahk that!"

Delmonico says, "And only part of that was from the fire."

 

Trinity leans over and whispers into litl rooster's ear "Ah don' thank that pahl were from Stoney's pigs...  Ah thank it were Irish what done it!"

>pst< Trinty I know

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Del did not realize that Irish had paint in his wagon, so he uses that and sets to painting.  The following morning when everyone awakens they will find the Barn painted a bright Kelly green!

[Trinity]

 "Irish, Ah don't thank ya orta be paintin' the whole barn.  Jest pain' what Dail said ta, if'n ya know what's good fer all of us!

[Delmonico]

When Irish Tom comes in fer supper, Delmonico sees the green paint all over him.  figgerin' what he's done, Delmonico sends him to bed with out his supper, anchovy pizza.

[Trinity]

After seeing what's for supper, Trinity goes to the smokehouse and begins to eat on a ham.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico sees Trinity sneak out to the smokehouse, so he follows and locks the door from the out side.  He then stokes up the fire box and puts in some nice maple to get a good smoke going.

<Authors note: If it's good fer hams it might be good for Trinity. >

[Trinity]

Things begin to warm up for Trinity, so he shucks his clothes, stuffs them in the flue and continues on gnawing on his ham.