Newbrassky

[litl rooster]

< Author's note: I know whats real and what's not,

www.coaloilcomputor.com >

It must have a virus!


dem' are released birds Stoney is eating, released on a test, on a trial basis. Good shooting Stoney but your 12 over your daily bag limit.


Am sure happy to see every one took Doc McCoy's advise and are eating better today.


Annie, catch and release fishing is the origanol (spell) YUPPIE sport

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Annie, catch and release fishing is the origanol (spell) YUPPIE sport

The man is right, Annie.

[Delmonico]

<Authors note: I just don't know why that link don't work for some folks. >

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[Silver Creek Slim]

<Authors note: I just don't know why that link don't work for some folks. >

(Author's note: Cuz ya spelt it rong. It shood be: http://www.coaloilcomputer.com ) 

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<Authors note: I just don't know why that link don't work for some folks. >

(Author's note: Cuz ya spelt it rong. It shood be: http://www.coaloilcomputer.com ) 

It still don't work for me 

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

((So, if the Frumpy Fairy Godmother is considered a YUPPY because she follows the time-honored tradition of relaxation of fishing without catching anything, so be it!! But at least she isn't a



for clicking on that made up link!!

    

AnnieLee ))

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((So, if the Frumpy Fairy Godmother is considered a YUPPY because she follows the time-honored tradition of relaxation of fishing without catching anything, so be it!! But at least she isn't a



for clicking on that made up link!!

    

AnnieLee ))

At least I got called a sucker with style

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Soaked to the skin and with a small fish flopping around on the top of her hat, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother slowly makes her way back to the house. Water is squishing out from her boots.

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Author's note: Just when did you get the dunking? Did I miss something?

[Silver Creek Slim]

Author's note: Just when did you get the dunking? Did I miss something?

With out sayin' a word, Delmonico goes to the old dugout and heads to the hole in the bend just below the FFg, just before he throws sumthin' in the river he is seen to strike a lucifer.

There is a muffled boom and the FFg is showered with water coming down like a Newbrasky downpour.   Delmonico and Duke wade in and gather up several pan size channel catfish.

"These are great out of fast movin' clean water, course we can't do that when the trouts get down here from the forks."

"That Alfred Nobel sure invented a great way to fish, he should get some sort of prize for that."

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

She climbs up the porch steps then hesitates at the doorway to the house. She's still dripping. The fish fell off her hat somewhere along the way. Her undergarments are clinging in very uncomfortable positions.

And so, she sighs. She's too wet to go in the house, and she knows the moment she takes something off, someone will come around the corner and catch her in a state of undress. Her clothing is leaving a puddle around her feet.

She sighs again.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim opens the front door to go out to check for eggs and milch the cow.  He sees the sight before his eyes and his lower jaw hits the floor. After nearly a minute has passed, the initial shock subsides and Slim collects his thoughts. "What happened to you?"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico is out in the kitchen fryin' catfish and hears the conversation, "She just don'n know enough to get out of the way when someone is usin' the "Alfred Nobel Fishing Lure."

(Delmonico has dusted the fish with flour cause he don't like batter or cornmeal on his fried fish.)

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother's voice is just a tiny bit tight.

"Delmonico blew up the Dismal so he could fry some fish. May I please have a towel or three?"

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Yes, ma'am." Slim goes into the bathroom, brings back several towels, and gives them to the FFg. "Here you are ma'am."

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

With a large breath of relief, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother accepts the towels from Slim. "I'd hug you, but I'd get you all wet!  Please give me a reason to not turn Delmonico into a catfish?"

Turning her back to Slim (for the sake of modesty), she towels off, wringing out her skirts until she is no longer dripping on the porch. Now wrinkly and damp, she turns back around, giving Slim a wide smile of gratitude as she heads to the cupola.

As she passes the broken doorway to the kitchen, a sodden towel flies through the air to smack Delmonico upside his head.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim calls after her, "I have no reason." 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico just ducks the towel and laughs to himself.  She look of the FFg's face when the water went up in the air and then came back down was a sight to see.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim goes out to check fer eggs and milch the cow. 

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother goes upstairs to change her clothes. She'll pay back Delmonico another time.