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[Delmonico]

Scared out of his wits, Trinity goes to check still #4 and sees a sight that is more horible than any of the other mutations so far.
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[Trinity]

The Cat sees the cans and begins to loudly hiss and spit.  He puffs himself out to about five times his actual size.

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster shows up at the Ranch with No Name looking for Del.  He has a new contraction that we wants to hook up to Del's Steam Engine:

[Advertising]

[Delmonico]

Delmonico has Sod Buster leave the new device at his blacksmith shop in the barn because it needs a bit of work before it can be used.  "Come back in the morning and I'll have it fixed."

When Sod Buster comes back in the morning it device is gone and Delmonico has a big pile of swords.

[Ozark Tracker]

from the gospel of Delmonico,

ye who have plows, (or any spare equipment) beat them into swords

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Verse 2:

And then go ye forth to beat the heck out of your neighbors.

[Delmonico]

Verse 2:

And then go ye forth to beat the heck out of your neighbors.

Verse 3:

But only ith thy neighbor needs the heck beath out of them.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Verse 4:

If that neighbor happens to be a sword hating Liberal, you'll know what to do!

[Delmonico]

Verse 5:

Thou shalt smot thy Liberal neighbor about the head and groin, that way of thou does not slay they Liberal neighbor, thee may keep Liberals from multiplying and inherenting the earth.

[Ozark Tracker]

after looking over all the swords and picking out a good one, Trinity proceeds to his new still, that he ordered all the way   from St. Louie off of the coal oil computer, 

[Trinity]

"That'n gots a winder so's Ah kin see out if'n Ah fall in agin!"

[Ozark Tracker]

with that en you can sell plum to the Kansas line, if you can get ya a wagon even further.

[Trinity]

"Maht be a good ahdear.  Ah wonner if'n ol' Dail would let me borry his mule, Ruben-James."

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Del hears Trinity and says, "No you can't borrow my mule."  Then he grabs a walking stick and starts whacking Trinity for usinf the coal oil powered computer without permission. 

[Trinity]

"Dangit Dail, whah do you gotta be so derned ornery!?  Jes' lemme borry Ruben-James an' Ah'll brang back another spool-a bob wahr fer ta speed up yer crazy orders."

[Ozark Tracker]

I bet miz Colllinswood would loan ya her wagon if you brought her a few jugs of receip,  she needs all of the liker she can get up there now,  some of them gals ain't easy to look at sober

[Delmonico]

Yeah but a lot of they guys who visit the wagon are the same way.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Verse 5:

Thou shalt smot thy Liberal neighbor about the head and groin, that way of thou does not slay they Liberal neighbor, thee may keep Liberals from multiplying and inherenting the earth.

 



 



 

[Trinity]

Trinity loads up his horse with several jugs and takes them over to Mrs. Collingwood's.  He first explains to Sherlene what he's doing to make sure there is no misunderstanding about his intentions.

[Delmonico]

She follows at a distance well hid to check-up on him.