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[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Both heads turn to look at Slim. Two sets of eye fix the same glare on him.

"You did say Pup, not Poop, right?"

[Delmonico]

I hope he said pup, I'm the only one allowed to say poop and I 'splained it to Slim already, it's my trademark. 

[Silver Creek Slim]

"PEE U PEE, not PEE OH OH PEE. Only Del can say the word spelt with the letters PEE OH OH PEE." 

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[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

"Hmm. I swear I saw Slim use that word someplace recently." She starts to say more, but the look from Slim zips her lips.

[Delmonico]

I said poop to a yuppie lady in a bussiness suit one day, she wern't happy with me.

Slim, do a search and find the Czech word fer yallar.

[Silver Creek Slim]

I said poop to a yuppie lady in a bussiness suit one day, she wern't happy with me.

Slim, do a search and find the Czech word fer yallar.

http://www.tranexp.com:2000/InterTran?url=http%3A%2F%2F&type=text&text=yellow&from=eng&to=che

plavý, podezíravý, povahově nepevný, závidějící, zbabělý, zrádný, žárlivý, žloutek, žloutenka, žluť, žlutost, žlutý

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

One of the Bohunks leans over and whispers in the Frumpy Fairy Godmother's ear.

"Z'luty? Slutty?? That yellow dog is NOT slutty, he's MALE! Criminy! Male dogs aren't slutty, they're horndogs or humpers, not slutty, and you better not name that pup "humper!"

Now she's all in a huff.


(She may be huffy, but I nearly blew root beer through my nose, laughing when I saw that translation.)

[Silver Creek Slim]

"How 'bout Thumper? Does he like to chase jackrabbits?"

[Delmonico]

I know a bit about the Czech language, it ain't gonna sound nothin like sluttly, but you and I can't pronouce it cause we ain't Czech.   I'm only an honorary one.  Whats yallar in German, black is swartz.  blu is blue, rot is red, but I can't remember yallar.  (I learnt this of paint codes of VW's)

[Silver Creek Slim]

I know a bit about the Czech language, it ain't gonna sound nothin like sluttly, but you and I can't pronouce it cause we ain't Czech.   I'm only an honorary one.  Whats yallar in German, black is swartz.  blu is blue, rot is red, but I can't remember yallar.  (I learnt this of paint codes of VW's)

Gelb is yellow in German. I learnt that from my parent's yellar VW Rabbit.   It was Lemon Gelb.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother takes a look at the yellow dog.

"If it makes you feel better, I once had a dog named Dawg, spelled Dee, Eh, Double you, Gee. I don't think they'll name you that."

The dog doesn't seem to be very reassured by that.

[Delmonico]

Don't like thumper, that's a rabbit, dogs need hugs, ya want me ta be a bunny hugger, I think not, I'd rather cook em and eat em than hug em.

Gelb ain't it either. 

[Russ T Chambers]

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother takes a look at the yellow dog.

"If it makes you feel better, I once had a dog named Dawg, spelled Dee, Eh, Double you, Gee. I don't think they'll name you that."

The dog doesn't seem to be very reassured by that.

As Russ meanders around the great prairie desert, having getting slightly disoriented on his way from Wisconsin to Nevada Territory.  (probably happened to Slim if’n he wore one of those wooden things down faster than the other, went around in circles for a while).  Runs across this yeller dog that thinks if Dawg  was good enough for the Duke’s dog, it should be good enough for me!

[Delmonico]

Not to look down on the duke but he had a cat named Gereral Lee, but the dog was just dawg?  Don't seem right to give a cat such an honorable name, but to not really name a dog?

Ok that gives me an idea, how about Duke?  One can bellar it out and be heard fer a half mile if needed, and honorable.   

How bout it Yallar dog, Slim's left fer home again, we only got ta worry bout Russ T. and the fairy godmother that comes around.   

When Slim gets back Monday if'n he objects we can have the frumpy fairy godmother turn his horse inta a porkypine,   that would keep him busy fer days, might even need help.      Yallar dog would you help pull porkypine quills outa Slims arse?

[Russ T Chambers]

As Russ gets his bearings back and starts off toward Nevada Territory again, he reflects back that the cat belonging to the "one-eyed old fat man" was General Sterling Price.  And any cat that likes to drink beer is worthy of a name.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

At the name of "Duke", the yellow dog stands up proudly, his head held high, and seems to smile as he ambles over to Delmonico for some scratching.

But the thought of having to pull porkypine quills from Slim's rear sends him into a fit of the trembles. 

[Delmonico]

Well then the Yallar dog is Duke as far as I'm concerned, just git yer wand ready case Slim's whines 'bout it on Monday.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother pops back in, now wearing a clean and spiffy calico dress.

"I like the name Duke. It's a good, strong name, befitting the yellow dog. If Slim gripes, aye, I'll turn his horse into a giant porcupine."

With a smile of mischief, she brandishes her refurbished wand.

[Delmonico]

If he whines about his horse bein' turned inta a porkypine, turn it next inta a giant dung beatle. 

Whatch him try ta ride that with quills in his arse as it rolls a giant ball of poop 'cross the prairie.

I really like that idea cause I get ta say poop again.

[Delmonico]

The fairy godmother tolt Delmonico the problems they are havin' in TFS chatroom have to be Slim's fault like everyting else so he comes over here and puts sandburrs in sSlim's soogun and has Duke poop in his extra pair of boots.