Author Topic: Newbrassky (Read 1818247 times)

Wymore Wrangler · « **Reply #5720 on:** March 30, 2006, 05:49:41 AM »

thank you Stoney....

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #5721 on:** March 30, 2006, 09:12:32 AM »

Quote from: Wymore Wrangler on March 30, 2006, 05:49:41 AM

thank you Stoney....

A "Here, here!" comes from the chicken coop.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #5722 on:** March 30, 2006, 09:12:59 AM »

Quote from: stoneypete on March 30, 2006, 05:07:42 AM

Arther's note << "Come on down to Bob's used chicken emporium. We got roosters and hens of all ages colors and sizes. 0% financing for those who qualify. Remember, we will meet or beat any advertised price of our major competitors. We want to sell YOU a chicken.">>

Stoney (what's enjoyin this too much) Pete

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Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #5723 on:** March 30, 2006, 09:13:42 AM »

Slim goes into the barn to milch the cow.

Steel Horse Bailey · « **Reply #5724 on:** March 30, 2006, 09:36:13 AM »

I didn't know milch was a verb. But it is in Engrish - why not Germerman, too?

Slim, you got any of those brown cows that give chocolocolate milch?

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #5725 on:** March 30, 2006, 09:45:55 AM »

Brown Swiss.

Delmonico · « **Reply #5726 on:** March 30, 2006, 01:27:36 PM »

Delmonico looks at Slim and says, "If ya make cheese from that milk it has holes in it."

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #5727 on:** March 30, 2006, 01:54:39 PM »

"And brown."

Delmonico · « **Reply #5728 on:** March 30, 2006, 02:02:18 PM »

<Author's Note: Did ya know "Swiss Cheese" as most know it t'was invented in Wissy-consion in the 1860's? Switzerland has many cheeses, some with holes and some not, but they don't make "Swiss Cheese."

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Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #5729 on:** March 30, 2006, 02:44:21 PM »

<Arthur's note: Probably invented by a Deutsch.>

Delmonico · « **Reply #5730 on:** March 30, 2006, 02:47:53 PM »

Pleased with the sucess of his steam powered chicken plucker, Delmonico has another idea and heads to the barn workshop.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #5731 on:** March 30, 2006, 02:50:42 PM »

"Stay away from my cow!"

Delmonico · « **Reply #5732 on:** March 30, 2006, 02:54:33 PM »

"Don't want nuthin' to do with yer cow."

Delmonico starts up the forge.

Delmonico · « **Reply #5733 on:** March 30, 2006, 03:02:30 PM »

Delmonico hammers out a small slanted blade. When it is done he tempers it and sharpens it.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #5734 on:** March 30, 2006, 03:11:30 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on March 30, 2006, 02:47:53 PM

Pleased with the sucess of his steam powered chicken plucker, Delmonico has another idea and heads to the barn workshop.

Back at his Soddy, Sod Buster dreams of a steam-powered corn shucker and a threashing machine for the winter wheat that will growing fast soon.

Delmonico · « **Reply #5735 on:** March 30, 2006, 03:20:48 PM »

Delmonico goes out to the shed to get some wood.

<Authors note: When it's corn pickin' time we'll get Slim to do it. Delmonico can hook a hose up to the coffee maker on his engine and we can scald Slim when he slows down. Would that count as a steam powered corn picker?

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Delmonico · « **Reply #5736 on:** March 30, 2006, 03:27:21 PM »

Delmonico makes a small wooden table about 24 inches by 18 inches.

Delmonico then takes an 8 ft 4X4 and cuts it in half. The two 4X4's are attached to two corners of the table, stickin' straight up and a cross piece is made for the top and braces to hold it upright.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #5737 on:** March 30, 2006, 04:25:15 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on March 30, 2006, 03:20:48 PM

Delmonico goes out to the shed to get some wood.

<Authors note: When it's corn pickin' time we'll get Slim to do it. Delmonico can hook a hose up to the coffee maker on his engine and we can scald Slim when he slows down. Would that count as a steam powered corn picker? >

A shucker looks like this:

A hand husker looks like this:

or how about a belt-driven model?

Delmonico · « **Reply #5738 on:** March 30, 2006, 04:38:06 PM »

<Authors note: I have items 3 and 4. #4 I have two of them, remember we are the Cornhusker State. Disclaimer, t'ain't got nuthin' to do with the hired help at the Looney-versity that play foots-ball. Last I knew the world champion Cornhuskin' Comp-o-tit-ion was held in Newbrasky. Sodbuster ya fergot the wagon with a bang board.

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Delmonico · « **Reply #5739 on:** March 30, 2006, 04:40:19 PM »

Delmonico adds wooden tracks to the uprights on his contraption.

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