Author Topic: Newbrassky (Read 1820129 times)

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #1360 on:** February 07, 2005, 04:18:20 PM »

"Howdy, FFG. A couple of 'em are getting over colds. How've ya been?"

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #1361 on:** February 07, 2005, 04:25:25 PM »

"I've been well, thank you. I had to go visit some friends for a few days and Delmonico tried to put my room out for rent, but..." She shrugs a shoulder, "I stopped that. He's been cooped up in his office again and I think Duke has been tangling with something in there. In other words, it's normal. Sorry to hear about the colds, want me to send some oranges that way?"

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #1362 on:** February 07, 2005, 04:52:04 PM »

"Oranges might help. Thanks."

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Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #1363 on:** February 07, 2005, 04:54:58 PM »

With another wink, she gives a flip of her wand.
"Consider it done."

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #1364 on:** February 07, 2005, 05:00:46 PM »

"Thank ya kindly, ma'am."

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #1365 on:** February 07, 2005, 05:16:53 PM »

"Anything for the cousin of ol' whatsherface, the one with the skillet."

Delmonico · « **Reply #1366 on:** February 07, 2005, 06:14:06 PM »

Since the spiders wern't for Slim but to use fer keeping bugs out a the cellar, Delmonico will still be able to get Slim, when the other two packages arrive.

Trinity · « **Reply #1367 on:** February 07, 2005, 08:47:12 PM »

Quote from: AnnieLee on February 07, 2005, 04:54:58 PM

With another wink, she gives a flip of her wand.
"Consider it done."

"Miss FFG, Ah got sompthin here that will help them younguns' colds. Will ya zap it over to them?? Now, Slim... go easy with it, a little goes a loooooooooooooong way

"

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #1368 on:** February 07, 2005, 09:07:34 PM »

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother hops down from the fence rail and in turn hugs Trinity and Slim.

"How about if we mix some honey with the brew that is in that jar you gave me, Trinity, and send that to the kids, to be given to them one spoonful at a time, to help with their cough? The mint in it would help, too."

Trinity · « **Reply #1369 on:** February 07, 2005, 09:47:44 PM »

"Naw, Miss FFG, ya gotta take deep swigs. Least, that's what mah great-granny always tolt me when ah had a cold as a little booger."

Delmonico · « **Reply #1370 on:** February 07, 2005, 09:51:44 PM »

Delmonico thinks that Trinity is gonna get in trouble for providin' alcholic beverages to miners and minors.

Mean while he goes to the window, hopin' the brown stagecoach will show up with his wolverine and the 3 jars of vasoline.

Then Slim will be in fer a surprise.

gophergrease · « **Reply #1371 on:** February 07, 2005, 10:22:57 PM »

Ya cant get in trouble for given acholic stuff to miners, unless they dont want to pay and just shot ya for the booz.

With 3 jars of vasoline Del mite be planing a trip to califoran?

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Delmonico · « **Reply #1372 on:** February 07, 2005, 10:35:42 PM »

Suddenly the stage rolls up to the porch. A Irun box is unloaded and a brown paper wrapped package.

Delmonico heads to his office and shuts the door leavin' Duke out side. To those near, the faint smell of ether is smelled near the door and the nasty snarlin' sounds that came out of the iron box have quieted.

Delmonico · « **Reply #1373 on:** February 07, 2005, 10:50:38 PM »

<Whisper on: A wolverine that has traveled 600 miles in an iron box on a stagecoach is not gonna be in good humor. If ya put him to sleep and rub him with vasoline and comb his hair the wrong way, it's gonna look bad. Ya know what is worse than a wolverine with a bad hair day?

One that wakes up in a strange room with a bad hair day and tabasco sauce splashed under his tail.

>

Hope Slim looks under his bed a fore he goes to sleep.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #1374 on:** February 08, 2005, 08:56:07 AM »

I ain't goin' ta sleep in that room.

Did ya get that hairball from Michigan?

Delmonico · « **Reply #1375 on:** February 08, 2005, 09:07:33 AM »

Yep and he's havin' a bad hair day.

<Whisper on: If yer scared of it Slim just whine to the FFg, she'll turn it inta a freshly groomed toy poodle or sumthin' like that.

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Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #1376 on:** February 08, 2005, 09:14:13 AM »

...with BIG teeth and claws.

Delmonico · « **Reply #1377 on:** February 08, 2005, 10:22:25 AM »

A poodarine.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #1378 on:** February 08, 2005, 10:50:18 AM »

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Delmonico · « **Reply #1379 on:** February 08, 2005, 12:03:18 PM »

That is bad Slim, it looks like someone drew fangs and claws on a poodle with magic markers. sorry Slim it ain't gonna scare no one. Now if you can't do better there is no supper fer you!

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