Newbrassky

[Trinity]

"Aww, heck no Miss FFG.  She wouldn't taste lahk no chawklit E-Claire, <<giggle>> naw, she only looks lahk pure chawklit ta me, the first thang that come ta mind was a E-Claire!  

Now them little chicks... them makes some good eats!!!"    Trinity smacks his lips emphatically.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

"She's adorable, Trinity. Where is she going to sleep?"  She laughs as Claire tugs at her shoe laces.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim steps on the front, on his way to check for eggs and milk the cow, and can barely close the door because of the gale force wind. He looks to the southwest. There is a curious red glow in that direction. It suddenly hits him, like a wet blanket  . He runs back into the house and yells, "Prairie fire!"

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[Delmonico]

Delmonico ain't worried, the cattle are at the river and he plowed and burned the fire breaks around the buildin's last fall.   Buring the grass off is good for the prarie and is good management, it keeps the danged trees out and clears the thatch.

(Author's note: Despite comentents in anther thread, finish reading the book Slim.)

[Silver Creek Slim]

(Author's note: I plan on finishing the book. It is a very interesting read. It will make me research more to see if her account is accurate. She has a definite bent: the buffalos and Indians were slaughtered by the white men.)

"How 'bout the trees we planted to make the Newbrasssssssky National Forest?"

[Russ T Chambers]

"Aww, heck no Miss FFG.  She wouldn't taste lahk no chawklit E-Claire, <<giggle>> naw, she only looks lahk pure chawklit ta me, the first thang that come ta mind was a E-Claire!   

Trinity are you sure this aint "Eau Claire"? 

Might be a close relation to some of the Wisconsin clan?   

Definitely, major cute.   

[Trinity]

"She's adorable, Trinity. Where is she going to sleep?"  She laughs as Claire tugs at her shoe laces.

"Ah figgered she could sleep wif me.  She shore is cuddly!"

"Aww, heck no Miss FFG. She wouldn't taste lahk no chawklit E-Claire, <<giggle>> naw, she only looks lahk pure chawklit ta me, the first thang that come ta mind was a E-Claire!

Trinity are you sure this aint "Eau Claire"?

Might be a close relation to some of the Wisconsin clan?

Definitely, major cute.

"Naww, Russ T.  She ain' peed on me yet, so Ah ain' gonna call her Eau Claire.  As fer the Wiscononsin clan... I's a southuner.  That's all they is to it!"    

[Silver Creek Slim]

"She's adorable, Trinity. Where is she going to sleep?"  She laughs as Claire tugs at her shoe laces.

"Ah figgered she could sleep wif me.  She shore is cuddly!"

"Aww, heck no Miss FFG. She wouldn't taste lahk no chawklit E-Claire, <<giggle>> naw, she only looks lahk pure chawklit ta me, the first thang that come ta mind was a E-Claire!

Trinity are you sure this aint "Eau Claire"?

Might be a close relation to some of the Wisconsin clan?

Definitely, major cute.

"Naww, Russ T.  She ain' peed on me yet, so Ah ain' gonna call her Eau Claire.  As fer the Wiscononsin clan... I's a southuner.  That's all they is to it!"    

"Don't think it would be Eau Claire, probably Eau Jaune." 

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother walks over to the window to watch the fire. Daisy scampers after her, chasing after the shoe laces Claire untied.

"But what about the forest?"

[Silver Creek Slim]

"I ain't goin' out there to check on the future forest while that fire is ragin'."

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

"Delmonico won't care, he hates trees." With a frown, she takes a step back from the window, stepping on Daisy who yelps and runs, leaving the Frumpy Fairy Godmother flailing her arms and falling backwards.

[Delmonico]

They ain't gonna plant no forest fer 50 years yet.

(Authors's note, the canner I have that was my Grandma Carman's is a Eau-Claire brand made in Eau-Claire wissy-consion 'bout 75 years ago.)

[Silver Creek Slim]

They ain't gonna plant no forest fer 50 years yet.

(Authors's note, the canner I have that was my Grandma Carman's is a Eau-Claire brand made in Eau-Claire wissy-consion 'bout 75 years ago.)

(Presto?)

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

(( < pokes> Hey! Are you guys gonna just let the Frumpy Fairy Godmother fall on her kiester? ))

[Silver Creek Slim]

(( < pokes> Hey! Are you guys gonna just let the Frumpy Fairy Godmother fall on her kiester? ))

(I was trying ta figger out what to do: try to catch her, throw a pillow under her kiester, etc.) 

[Silver Creek Slim]

(Del's light is out, so it's up ta me.) 
Slim tries to catch FFG from falling on her kiester, but he trips over Duke, who was sprawled across the floor. 

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Duke yelps and he runs. They continue to fall, fortunately, the table is there to break the fall.

But wait! It's the same table Trinity used for his karate chop, the one that was somewhat splinted and patched together with some thin wood and duct tape. They crash into that and it breaks into two pieces, which rotate vertically around them as they hit the floor.

****WHOOOP******


(( In the Napping House, where now, noone is sleeping!))

[Scattered Thumbs]

(( < pokes> Hey! Are you guys gonna just let the Frumpy Fairy Godmother fall on her kiester? ))

Well she had a magic wand hadn't she? 

I figured that if she didn't use it she wanted to fall on her kiester 

<Ducks for cover>

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes out from the kitchen, looks and goes back to cooking with a snicker.

(Authors note: I done tolt ya Slim it is an Eau Clarie brand, the Presto is the modern one.  Don't member right off what the other 2 are. )

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

( It was all a blur, a blur I say! She didn't have the time to pull her wand and save herself! )

Fortunately, Slim's body breaks the Frumpy Fairy Godmother's fall. She lands face down on him, realizes where she is and jerks up and off him rapidly, her face taking on that magenta hue. Clearing her throat, she gives him a hand up.

"Are you all right?"