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It's Derby time...Place yer bets
« on: April 29, 2007, 08:40:24 PM »
   Pickin' my ticket tonight   "handicapping" mine go like this

  Storm in May  for the Win
if your betting this one don't coun't on getting rich...He's won his 5 outs.

  Street Sence    to Place
 2nd 1st 1 st 3rd 3rd 1 st 2nd <last six outs


 Cowtown Cat    to show
lost the stats.....but it's bred to run


I used a calulator and astrology charts and lot's finger crossing.  Before I get my $2 ticket....Any of you have a sure method of picking maybe by the colors (silks) or by the horses color?


I'll pick a longshot later
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Re: It's Derby time...Place yer bets
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2007, 08:43:44 PM »
I'm puttin' my money on "Alpo's Choice." ::)
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Re: It's Derby time...Place yer bets
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2007, 09:04:28 PM »
I'll just take the quick pick. ;D
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Re: It's Derby time...Place yer bets
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2007, 09:18:07 PM »
I'll take Beetlebomb at 20 to 1 ta win.  ;D

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Quote
It's a beautiful day for the race
Stooge Hand is the favorite today
Assault is in there
Dog Biscuit is 3 to 1
Safety Pin has been scratched
Ya ya
And at 20 to 1 ... Beetlebomb

Now the horses are approaching the starting gate
And there they go!!

And it's Stooge Hand going to the front
Cabbage is second on the rail
Beautiful Linda is third by a length
And ... Beetlebomb

Around the first turn
Stooge Hand is still in front
Cabbage is second by a head
Cabbage by a head
Beautiful Linda is third
And ... Beetlebomb

Into the back stretch
Dog Biscuit is now leading the pack
Lady Evelyn is second, very close
Banana is coming up through the bunch
Banana coming up through the bunch
And ... Beetlebomb

At the half
Stooge Hand still out in front
Apartment House is second with plenty of room
Assault is passing Battery
Assault and Battery
Notary Sojac is fourth
And in last place by 10 lengths
I believe it is, yes it is ...
Beetlebomb

Around the turn heading for home
It's Stooge Hand and Dog Biscuit
And Girdle in the stretch
Flying Sylvester is third
And Mother-In-Law nagging in the rear
Oh oh oh

And now they come down to the wire
And it's number one
And now number two
And it's very close
There'll need to be a photo finish
Or an oil painting
And now Louis leads with a left
And Louis is in there slugging
And it's a battle
And now they're tearing hair
There's hair all over the ring
There's hair all over the place
I don't know whose hair it is, ah ah
It's mine

And there goes the winner ...

INSTRUMENTAL

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Re: It's Derby time...Place yer bets
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2007, 09:28:29 PM »
I used a calulator and astrology charts and lot's finger crossing.  Before I get my $2 ticket....Any of you have a sure method of picking maybe by the colors (silks) or by the horses color?
My grandfather's silks were green and yellow.  ;D

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Re: It's Derby time...Place yer bets
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2007, 09:44:08 PM »
Did he have John Deere as a sponsor? ;D
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Re: It's Derby time...Place yer bets
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2007, 09:51:35 PM »
Did he have John Deere as a sponsor? ;D
Green Bay Packers.  ;D

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Re: It's Derby time...Place yer bets
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2007, 10:25:45 PM »
I shoulda knowed. ;D
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Re: It's Derby time...Place yer bets
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2007, 04:07:07 AM »
Did he have John Deere as a sponsor? ;D



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Re: It's Derby time...Place yer bets
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2007, 10:19:56 AM »
I'd put my money on Toothpaste, but he'll probably get squeezed out on the rail........ ;D ;D ;D 8) ::)
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Re: It's Derby time...Place yer bets
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2007, 03:20:07 PM »
I'd put my money on Toothpaste, but he'll probably get squeezed out on the rail........ ;D ;D ;D 8) ::)


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Re: It's Derby time...Place yer bets
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2007, 04:34:29 PM »
Any Given Saturday, followed by a Storm In May, and rounding it out Summer Doldrums.  Sounds too much like a weather forcast not to be the winning ticket.
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Re: It's Derby time...Place yer bets
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2007, 12:58:52 AM »
LIT your taking the scientific way picking? ;D
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Re: It's Derby time...Place yer bets
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2007, 01:55:24 PM »
Ohhh, ohhhh, I just 'membered an old M.A.S.H. show, I want to pick "Bounching Betty." ::)
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Re: It's Derby time...Place yer bets
« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2007, 03:38:52 AM »
Summer Doldrum   sorry LIT



Imawildandcrazyguy (I don't name them)  currently 50-1 odds

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Re: It's Derby time...Place yer bets
« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2007, 07:43:00 AM »
I guess I'll have to replace Summer Doldrum with Stormello, don't want to upset the Weater Gods!  ;D
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Re: It's Derby time...Place yer bets
« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2007, 03:19:01 PM »
windows about to close nearly post..................btw If I don't put coffee up in the next few mornings.............Don't worry I'll be dodging my bookie.
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Re: It's Derby time...Place yer bets
« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2007, 06:08:39 PM »
Yeeee Haaaaaaw $11.80 richer ;D


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Re: It's Derby time...Place yer bets
« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2007, 06:46:44 PM »
Congrats, Litl Rooster.  ;D

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Re: It's Derby time...Place yer bets
« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2007, 07:41:05 PM »
  TY I can pay my next match fees now ;D


  I seen they got Richard Petty in the winners circle.....Good to see the "King" there again
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