You might be a redneck ...
- If you welcome snow because it fills in the potholes
- If there are only two seasons - winter and three months of tough sledding
- If you only see your friends and neighbours at the local dump
- If 'semi-formal' means your cleanest shirt
- If 'formal' means a shirt with all the buttons
- If 'social isolation' means doing what you normally do - avoid people
- If your jeans have holes in the knees and no one thinks you're being cool
Your turn ..... ;>)