Author Topic: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub" (Read 122473 times)

Sod Buster · « **Reply #40 on:** May 31, 2006, 11:19:48 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on May 31, 2006, 11:16:08 PM

Yeah, the cherries ain't anywhere near ripe in Newbrassky, I'll go down to The Sodbuster Township and look at the soy beans.

I was surprised when I looked out the window yesterday and saw cherries on the trees. Guess I better get to pickin before the birds and bats get them...and before they fall off.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #41 on:** June 01, 2006, 11:23:36 AM »

Slim goes into the kitchen with the cheese and butter order.

litl rooster · « **Reply #42 on:** June 03, 2006, 11:40:33 AM »

What in the wide world of sports, has this place turned into? Some kinda of Health Pub? Veggies

Irish Tom, I like how use Green to decorate the place.

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Sod Buster · « **Reply #43 on:** June 03, 2006, 03:03:57 PM »

Quote from: litl rooster on June 03, 2006, 11:40:33 AM

Irish Tom, I like how use Green to decorate the place.

In keeping with the GREEN theme, Sod Buster bellies up to the bar and orders a GRASSHOPPER (made with White Creme de Cocoa & Green Creme de Mint.

Trinity · « **Reply #44 on:** June 03, 2006, 05:41:59 PM »

Quote from: Sod Buster on May 31, 2006, 11:06:03 PM

Jus' lemme know if'n you need any soybeans. I got a few acres of them over in SodBuster Township.

BTW...the Cherry Trees seems to be gettin' some cherries and they are about ready for pickin. Do you need any for pie or cobbler?

-SB

"Please make me, oh, eight pies and two cobblers. Cherry is possibly mah fav-o-ryte fruit!!!

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #45 on:** June 03, 2006, 07:47:49 PM »

We'd best find a good supply of ice cream if we gonna have cherry cobblers around, you can't harldly have one without the other

Trinity · « **Reply #46 on:** June 03, 2006, 08:02:02 PM »

True! Very True! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, cherry cobler an' ice cream!!!

Sod Buster · « **Reply #47 on:** June 03, 2006, 09:47:15 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on June 03, 2006, 08:02:02 PM

True! Very True! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, cherry cobler an' ice cream!!!

Of course the cobbler needs to be heated up first. Warm cobbler/pie and cold ice cream. Whata combination!

Trinity · « **Reply #48 on:** June 03, 2006, 11:21:21 PM »

"Thass a mighty purty table, but Ah perfer sumpin' lahk this... but with tha ice cream!

"

Delmonico · « **Reply #49 on:** June 05, 2006, 09:53:07 AM »

Don't know why they have them poles in with their cookin'

Must have been book learnin' thie cooking again.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #50 on:** June 05, 2006, 10:38:48 AM »

Slim enters with 10 gallons of vaniller ice cream. "Did someone order ice cream?"

Slim

Delmonico · « **Reply #51 on:** June 05, 2006, 11:24:22 AM »

Yah, but you should have brought it in an Ice Chest, now take that mess out of here and grab a mop.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #52 on:** June 05, 2006, 11:46:50 AM »

"'Tain't my fault nobody ordered an ice chest!"

Slim walks out.

Slim

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #53 on:** June 05, 2006, 12:02:15 PM »

Trinity comes walking up sees the ice cream melting and whips out his straw sucks it up as it melts , lucklily avoiding any mess what so ever

Trinity · « **Reply #54 on:** June 05, 2006, 09:01:17 PM »

"Zackly! Waste not, wan' not, ya know?"

"Dail, you snob. Why is ya gonna make fun of mah camp fahr cookin' lahk that?"

DArchangel · « **Reply #55 on:** June 23, 2006, 09:20:45 AM »

Mr.Irish Tom; This is to serve notice that you are being sued,by me, for slander,and am going to speak to Marshal Sheepguy about your attempt to turn his BUTT into ham. Sin-cerly DArchangel shyster at law

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #56 on:** June 23, 2006, 01:44:30 PM »

You may deliver your papers to my Barrister's Office, Dewey, Screwem, & Howe!

Trinity · « **Reply #57 on:** June 24, 2006, 08:35:19 PM »

Isn't that the official law office of the car guys on NPR?

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #58 on:** July 12, 2006, 02:44:46 PM »

Irish's plan has worked perfectly, litl rooster is struggling to rebuild the litl roosterville Hooters, nobody can visit the TrinityLand Hooters because it blocked up with hundreds of passed out wee people, and if anybody gets out of line Arcey has a file full of dirt on them for the right price. Now everyone will have to come to the Pub for a drink. Irish fixes Arcey a hot dog with the special spicy mustard he likes, being careful not to inhale. Next he places an order for Ozark to come up with Corned Turkey Laigs, as the new Traditional Irish treat. Irish then offers Trinty a job hiring the barmaids for the Pub.

Trinity · « **Reply #59 on:** July 12, 2006, 06:18:31 PM »

"OOOOOOH! Ah accept!"

Soon there is a large crowd of cheerleaders and dancers and one blonde standing at the door ready to work.

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