Convection toaster ovens

[Arcey]

I's lost an confuzed.

The answer is in yer microwave.

[Delmonico]

So is it a no host bar er are the drinks fer free? 

Depends on what yer drinkin' here's a free on, tell me if you like it?

[Leo Tanner]

Depends on what yer drinkin' here's a free on, tell me if you like it?

I'll pass.

[Advertising]

[Delmonico]

I'll pass.

George here at work didn't, he still has the kidney stone, sure you don't want to try it, it's filtered.

[Tensleep]

Sad 'bout that Eye-talian feller....

[Silver Creek Slim]

Sad 'bout that Eye-talian feller....

That's fer sure. 

Slim

[Forty Rod]

Every time I ask a question on here it's like walking in tall grass in 'Nam.  Step...wait for the click...get clobbered.

BOOM!!!   

[Delmonico]

Well since we don't know a good answer and we like you too much just to ignore you there is no choice.


click

[Delmonico]

[Professor Marvel]

Greetings My Dear Forty-Rod
It is my inestimable pleasure to be able to pass along what little information I have on said subject...the basic concept of "convection ovens" is to use a fan to circulate the heat more evenly and thus allow more even cooking of your goods. It is es useful in a small unit like a toaster oven, when the top and bottom heating elements often put out differing amounts of heat, and further since the heat rises, the bottom of the food, especially like a pizza can become burnt whilst the top never quite cooks thoroughly...

However, a high-temp blower adds yet another piece of complexity to the blasted gadget, and both myself and my Lovely Spousal Unit prefer the large GE oven range, substituting shear size and watts to achieve uniformity, often using a casserol dish
much like a dutch oven.

there's a nice review of several units here http://www.consumersearch.com/toaster-ovens/convection-toaster-ovens

hope this helps
yhs
Prof Marvel

[Delmonico]

See we knew if we kept bumping it to the top some one would ride in to yer rescue 40 Rod,

Now quit yer durn whinin', Annie would have been shamed of you.

[Professor Marvel]

See we knew if we kept bumping it to the top some one would ride in to yer rescue 40 Rod,

By gum, my thanks to you, Delmonico for doing your bit! I only apologise that it took so long :-)

yhs
Prof Marvel

[Delmonico]

By gum, my thanks to you, Delmonico for doing your bit! I only apologise that it took so long :-)

yhs
Prof Marvel

Not a problem, tis always fun to pick on 40 Rod, now that the question has been answered, we can really take this thread off track:

[Professor Marvel]

EGADS! I love your photos! this one certainly conveys the original meaning of "train wreck" .
off topic perhaps you might be interested in these links:
http://www.appliedballisticsllc.com/index_files/EpicyclicSwerve.htm and
http://www.appliedballisticsllc.com/index_files/SpinandCoriolisDrift.htm

I fear these make my head swim, and if I think about it too much might in fact cause me to lay down my thunder sticks and taker up sling shots.

this stuff makes snake oil, particle physics, and string theory seem easy :-)

yhs
Prof Marvel

[Delmonico]

EGADS! I love your photos! this one certainly conveys the original meaning of "train wreck" .
off topic perhaps you might be interested in these links:
http://www.appliedballisticsllc.com/index_files/EpicyclicSwerve.htm and
http://www.appliedballisticsllc.com/index_files/SpinandCoriolisDrift.htm

I fear these make my head swim, and if I think about it too much might in fact cause me to lay down my thunder sticks and taker up sling shots.

this stuff makes snake oil, particle physics, and string theory seem easy :-)

yhs
Prof Marvel

Thanks for the links, will add them over there tomorrow after I read them when I'm more awake. 

That is perhaps the most famous train wreck in history, even though the Blues Brothers didn't know the song, most everyone else does.

They give him his orders at Monroe, Virginia
Sayin', "Steve you're way behind time
This is not Thirty-Eight, but it's old Ninety-Seven
You must put her in Spencer on time"

Then he looked 'round and said to his black greasy fireman
"Just shovel in a little more coal
And when we cross that white oak mountain
You can watch old Ninety-Seven roll"

It's a mighty rough road from Lynchburg to Danville
In a line on a three mile grade
It was on that grade where he lost his airbrakes
So you see what a jump he made

He was goin' down grade makin' ninety miles an hour
And his whistle broke into a scream
He was found in the wreck, with his hand on the throttle
And scalded to death by the steam

Now, ladies, you must all take warning
From this time on and learn
Never speak harsh words to your true lovin' husband
He may leave you and never return

Stillhouse Trestle near Danville, Virginia on September 27, 1903.

[litl rooster]

Every time I ask a question on here it's like walking in tall grass in 'Nam.  Step...wait for the click...get clobbered.

BOOM!!!   

I think it you settn' the booby traps.....

jist see how many boobs ya can ketch.........glad I could assist

[Delmonico]

I think it you settn' the booby traps.....

jist see how many boobs ya can ketch.........glad I could assist

Yeah, right, why does yer left foot look like it's chewed off?

[Texas Lawdog]

Maybe both feet!

[Forty Rod]

Thanks, Prof.  Now if I can find one with the measurements to fit the space in my kitchen I'll be in hog heaven.

Next subject: More train wreck songs, ie The Ballad of Casey Jones.  HA!

[Delmonico]

Thanks, Prof.  Now if I can find one with the measurements to fit the space in my kitchen I'll be in hog heaven.

Next subject: More train wreck songs, ie The Ballad of Casey Jones.  HA!

Come all you rounders if you want to hear
A story 'bout a brave engineer,
Casey Jones was the rounder's name
"Twas on the Illinois Central that he won his fame.

Casey Jones, he loved a locomotive.
Casey Jones, a mighty man was he.
Casey Jones run his final locomotive
With the Cannonball Special on the old I.C.

Casey pulled into memphis on Number Four,
The engine foreman met him at the roundhouse door;
Said, "Joe Lewis won't be able to make his run
So you'll have to double out on Number One."

If I can have Sim Webb, my fireman, my engine 382,
Although I'm tired and weary, I'll take her through.
Put on my whistle that come in today
Cause I mean to keep her wailing as we ride and pray.

Casey Jones, mounted the cabin,
Casey Jones, with the orders in his hand.
Casey Jones, he mounted the cabin,
Started on his farewell Journey to the promised land.

They pulled out of Memphis nearly two hours late,
Soon they were speeding at a terrible rate.
And the people knew by the whistle's moan.
That the man at the throttle was Casey Jones.

Need more coal there, fireman Sim,
Open that door and heave it in.
Give that shovel all you got
And we'll reach Canton on the dot

On April 30, 1900, that rainy morn,
Down in Mississippi near the town of Vaughan,
Sped the Cannonball Special only two minutes late
Traveling 70 miles an hour when they saw a freight.

The caboose number 83 was on the main line,
Casey's last words were "Jump, Sim, while you have the time.
"At 3:52 that morning came the fareful end,
Casey took his farewell trip to the promised land.

Casey Jones, he died at the throttle,
With the whistle in his hand.
Casey Jones, he died at the throttlle,
But we'll all see Casey in the promised land.

His wife and three children were left to mourn
The tragic death of Casey on that April morn.
May God through His goodness keep them by His grace
Till they all meet together in that heavenly place.

Casey's body lies buried in Jackson, Tennessee
Close beside the tracks of the old I.C.
May his spirit live forever throughout the land
As the greatest of all heroes of a railroad man.

Casey Jones, he died at the throttle,
Casey Jones, with the whistle in his hand.
Casey Jones, he died at the throttle,
But we'll all see Casey in the promised land.