Here's one I just got from Professor Fuller Bullspit, a well-know BP shooter out here in God's country.
Enjoy.
Lesson Learned
Around age 10 my dad got me one of those little badass compound bow beginner
kits. Of course, the first month I went around our place sticking arrows in
anything that could get stuck by an arrow. Did you know that a 1955 40 horse
Farmall tractor will take 6 rounds before it goes down? Tough sumbich.
That got boring, so being the 10 yr. old Dukes of Hazzard fan that I was, I
quickly advanced to taking strips of cut up Tshirt doused in chainsaw gas
tied around the end and was sending flaming arrows all over the place. Keep
in mind this was 99.999% humidity swampland so there really wasn't any fire
danger. Ill put it this way - a set of post hole diggers and a 3ft. hole and
you had yourself a well.
Anyway, one summer afternoon, I was shooting flaming arrows into a large
rotten oak stump in our backyard. I look over under the carport and see a
shiny brand new can of starting fluid (ether). The light bulb went off. I
grabbed the can and set it on the stump. I thought it would probably just
spray out in a disappointing manner . .. . lets face it . . . to a 10 yr.
old mouth-breather like myself ether really doesn't "sound" flammable. So, I
went back into the house and got a 1 pound can of pyrodex (black powder for
muzzle loader rifles) to add to the excitement.
At this point, I set the can of ether on the stump and opened up the can of
black powder.. My intentions were to sprinkle a little bit around the ether
can but it all sorta dumped out on me. No biggie...1lb pyrodex and 16oz
ether should make a loud pop, kinda like a firecracker you know? You know
what? Screw that. I'm going back in the house for the other can. Yes, I got
a second can of pyrodex and dumped it too. Now we're cookin'.
I stepped back about 15ft and lit the 2stroke arrow. I drew the nock to my
cheek and took aim. As I released I heard a clunk as the arrow launched from
my bow. In a slow motion time frame, I turned to see my dad getting out of
the truck... OH yugo! He just got home from work. S0 help me God it took 10
minutes for that arrow to go from my
bow to the can.
My dad was walking towards me in slow motion with a WT look in his eyes. I
turned back towards my target just in time to see the arrow pierce the
starting fluid can right at the bottom. Right through the main pile of
pyrodex and into the can. Oh. yugo.
When the shock wave hit it knocked me off my feet. I don't know if it was
the actual compression wave that threw me back or just reflex jerk back from
235 decibels of sound. I caught a half a millisecond glimpse of the violence
during the initial explosion and I will tell you there was dust, grass, and
bugs all hovering 1ft above the ground as far as I could see. It was like a
little low to the ground layer of dust fog full of grasshoppers, spiders,
and a crawfish or two. The daylight turned purple. Let me repeat this...THE
DAYLIGHT TURNED PURPLE! There was a big sweetgum tree out by the gate going
into the pasture. Notice I said "was". That mother got up and ran off.
So here I am, on the ground blown completely out of my shoes with my
Thundercats T-shirt shredded, my dad is on the other side of the carport
having what I can only assume is a Vietnam flashback - ECHO BRAVO CHARLIE
YOUR BRINGIN' EM IN TOO CLOSE!! CEASE FIRE DAMIT CEASE FIRE!!!!!
His hat has blown off and is 30 ft. behind him in the driveway. All windows
on the north side of the house are blown out and there is a slow rolling
mushroom cloud about 2000ft over our backyard. There is a Honda 185s 3
wheeler parked on the other side of the yard and the fenders are drooped
down and are now touching the tires.
I wish I knew what I said to my dad at this moment. I don't know- I know I
said something. I couldn't hear. I couldn't hear inside my own head. I don't
think he heard me either... not that it would really matter. I don't
remember much from this point on. I said something, felt a sharp pain, and
then woke up later. I felt a sharp pain, blacked out, woke later.... repeat
this process for an hour or so and you get the idea. I remember at one point
my mom had to give me CPR so dad could beat me some more. Bring him back to
life so dad can kill him again. Thanks mom.
One thing is for sure... I never had to mow around that stump again. Mom had
been bitching about that thing for years and dad never did anything about
it. I stepped up to the plate and handled business.
Dad sold his muzzleloaders a week or so later. And I still have some sort of
bone growth abnormality either from the blast or the beating. Or both.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, get your kids into archery.. Its good
discipline and will teach them skills they can use later on in life.
Something they won't learn in school.