This guy was great RIP

[GunClick Rick]

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[Forty Rod]

My dad was a fifth grade teacher and Linkletter was one of two shows (The other was Red Skelton) that my dad wouldn't miss seeing.  His favorite was when Art asked a kid what kind of animal he'd like to be.  The kid said he wanted to be an octopus.  Art asked him why an octopus.

"Because they have eight long testicles."

Dad almost wet himself.  So did Art.