A thread to abuse Leo for not knowin' who Hoppy is (+ now for other mistakes)

[Delmonico]

PM sent mi amigo.

Careful callin folks liars an sayin they won't do what they said they would.  I know it's common these days but not round here. 

OK, how about a Tall Tale instead, better check yer PM.

[Leo Tanner]

Received, an ya gotta admit I was right about the human thing too.  Well ya don't gotta, but it'd be the decent thing ta do.

[Delmonico]

Received, an ya gotta admit I was right about the human thing too.  Well ya don't gotta, but it'd be the decent thing ta do.

I 'spose, ya want to come and clean up my keyboard and pewter screen?   There is chewed up crackers all over them.   I think litl rooster keeps paper towels handy.   In fact send him, he's good a cleanin' pewters.

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[Leo Tanner]

Bein all discreet like I sent ya another one.

[Leo Tanner]

Fer all the things I lack I make up fer it with a hell of a memory.

[Texas Lawdog]

Watch out Del,  Leo is gonna start singin' kumbaya again.

[Leo Tanner]

You just keep practicin them Butterfly McQueen lines an ya may get the part. 

I prefer Michael Row the Boat Ashore. 

[Texas Lawdog]

Leo, I do know sumpin' about birthin' babies!

[Leo Tanner]

Hal-a-loo-ya

[Delmonico]

Micheal knows the bowling score, ha-a-loo-ya.

Got that off that Wings show about Sandpiper Airlines.   The guy with the funny accent was singin' it.

[Leo Tanner]

That guy eneded up bein Monk.  Don't watch it, but I guess he won a bunch of awards.  He's some kind of OCD PI er somethin.

[Delmonico]

In the wings show he played what I thought was a low rent Andy Kaufman.   Never saw one a them when it was a regular show, saw some from a sick bed a few times.

[Ozark Tracker]

we watched Monk about the first season,  He was a defective Detective.     got old kinda fast.

[Leo Tanner]

The gal that ran the lunch counter on Wings weren't hard ta look at an she had a southern accent.  The mechanic was a low rent Andy Kaufman.  At least he didn't go goofy on the set. That guy was beyond weird.  Perty sad when you pull so many dumb pranks that folks don't balieve yer dead when ya are.  Kaufman got slapped in the head with irony.  Literaly.

[Delmonico]

The gal that ran the lunch counter on Wings weren't hard ta look at an she had a southern accent.  The mechanic was a low rent Andy Kaufman.  At least he didn't go goofy on the set. That guy was beyond weird.  Perty sad when you pull so many dumb pranks that folks don't balieve yer dead when ya are.  Kaufman got slapped in the head with irony.  Literaly.

Heard he thought it was funny no one would believe he was diein', think he got the last laugh on that one and enjoyed it.

[Texas Lawdog]

The gal is Chrystal Bernard who happens to be from Texas. Tony Shaloub was a Taxi driver.  The guy that played Lowell the mechanic is Thomas Hayden Church(Broken Trail).  Tony's character, Monk, has Obcessive Compulsive Disorder,