I like that kind, too, Slim, an' alla me bonnie kith an' kin are comin' for a grand ould time. Havin' to leave their claymores behind because of the airline difficulties has scoured them greatly, an' they be pinin' for a wee battle.
I'm thinkin' that, mayhap, two-score braw an' mighty clansmen could convince you to GET OFF THE LAWN!!!
And take your boby parts w' ye. We'll hose off the blood oursel's.
BTW Del, can you make haggis for the clan entire? If so, we'll see fit to let you on the lawn.