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Re: Trail Dust in my Throat
« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2004, 12:16:18 AM »
Trinity says: "Ah don' know and don' ask me to measure him.  Here use this table cloth."
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Re: Trail Dust in my Throat
« Reply #21 on: August 29, 2004, 12:42:28 AM »
Don't be wastin' a good clean tablecloth like that! ;)
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Re: Trail Dust in my Throat
« Reply #22 on: August 29, 2004, 12:11:52 PM »
I decided we've been to harsh on the sarge, one time he has a bit too much ta drink.  Lets get a bunch together carry him to the hotel and get him a room, when he wakes up we'll reinstate him as a sarge, and buy him a steak.  If we abuse him too much he'll not come back and he has some good things ta say.  How bout it fellows?
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Re: Trail Dust in my Throat
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Re: Trail Dust in my Throat
« Reply #23 on: August 29, 2004, 02:22:20 PM »
Foothills Drifter stagers back to the bar with empty glass. Gunner, give me another beer. I think we should let sleepin dogs (the good Sarge) lay. Sarge...this ones on me! As F.D. raises his glass to drink he spills it all over himself! (in a cool manner of course ;) ) and says'I guess this one is really on me  :o

Good shootin......
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Re: Trail Dust in my Throat
« Reply #24 on: August 30, 2004, 07:25:42 PM »
Trinity, being the ultimate cheapskate surprises everyone and says "I'll pitch in for the Sarge", but lemme get a beer... while it's stilll on the Sarge.
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Re: Trail Dust in my Throat
« Reply #25 on: August 30, 2004, 10:39:04 PM »
Whilst his tab is still open, let's all have another round.  Cheers!
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Re: Trail Dust in my Throat
« Reply #26 on: August 31, 2004, 09:41:37 AM »
Smokepole wakes up all bleary eyed. He looks around the room and shouts, "Women!!!!!!!!!! Where are ya hidin' the women?" The barkeep freezes for a moment and runs out the door. Seeing that the patrons also take the hint, figuring something not pleasant is gonna happen. Smokepole looks up the stairs and gets the most evil smile known to man.
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Re: Trail Dust in my Throat
« Reply #27 on: August 31, 2004, 11:02:16 AM »
Peeking back in the batwing doors. Delmonico yells, "Be careful of that top step it is loose!"  But it was too late because as he finished speaking the Seargent came crashing down the stairs.
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Re: Trail Dust in my Throat
« Reply #28 on: August 31, 2004, 12:31:25 PM »
Does that put him back under the table again? ???  Sure hope he don't hit his head when he gets up again!
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Re: Trail Dust in my Throat
« Reply #29 on: August 31, 2004, 01:22:19 PM »
Delmonico says, "I tried ta tell him, not only was the stair loose, there wern't no girls up there.  That is where lawyer Dagit has his office, he has went down ta the courthouse and has filed suit against the Sergeant fer breakin' the access to his office and makin' it impossible ta do bussiness."

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Re: Trail Dust in my Throat
« Reply #30 on: August 31, 2004, 07:50:39 PM »
Trinity says: "Dang Lawyersh!  Hic.  Lesh *hic*, lesh drink to a world without La*hic*, without La*hic*, without lawyersh!!
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Re: Trail Dust in my Throat
« Reply #31 on: August 31, 2004, 08:10:24 PM »
Foothills Drifter stays seated at the bar (thinkin to himself....) I aint gettin up again and spillin another beer. I'm gonna set here real quite like and drink this one! The Sarge is on his own........

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Re: Trail Dust in my Throat
« Reply #32 on: August 31, 2004, 08:33:05 PM »
HIC, Burp!   :P Eshcoosh meee.       Anozer beer, pleash.
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Re: Trail Dust in my Throat
« Reply #33 on: August 31, 2004, 10:11:27 PM »
Delmonico says, "Hey the Sergeant might really be hurt here, he has a big bump on his head."  Someone wake Doc up, he's under the third table to the left of the stairs, the one with the two empty Old Crow bottles on it."  "While you are wakin' up Doc, I'll tie the laces of the Seargeants boogans together."
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Re: Trail Dust in my Throat
« Reply #34 on: September 01, 2004, 09:19:23 PM »
 ??? ??? ??? Wazza *hic* Wazza *hic* Wazza matter with that darned clock???  All it's don' is Toc, Toc.  Don' it *hic* Don' it never Tic??

Shay *hic* Shay, wazsh Delmoniker doin' wis the Sharge's brogans??????  Del *hic* Del *hic* Delmoniker, iffn ya need new shoes, I'd be *hic* I'd be proud to hep ya out...
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Re: Trail Dust in my Throat
« Reply #35 on: September 01, 2004, 09:55:28 PM »
Delmonico says, "I'm just tieing the laces of the Sarge's broogans together so that's when he wakes up and tries ta stand it will keep him frrom doin' the splits."  "We won't want him ta fall and hurt somtun' sides his head."
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Re: Trail Dust in my Throat
« Reply #36 on: September 02, 2004, 08:16:13 PM »
Trinity says: "Oh.  Well, *hic* Well Ah thought you *hic* thought you was shtealin 'em, Delmoniker.  Why Ahm real shorry.  Ah..."

Trinity falls off of his bar stool.

"Ah'm ok, don' noone worry none bout me!  I need anozer beer.  Barchender.  Shay, Delmoniker, how comes ain no-one talkin no more.  I shink shey caint hole their likker."

Trinity falls again, the sound of crickets audible in the room.
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Re: Trail Dust in my Throat
« Reply #37 on: September 02, 2004, 09:09:37 PM »
Quote from: Trinity on September 02, 2004, 08:16:13 PM
Trinity says: .  Barchender.  Shay, Delmoniker, how comes ain no-one talkin no more.  I shink shey caint hole their likker."

Trinity falls again, the sound of crickets audible in the room.
Foothills Drifter sits quitetly at the bar, holdin his beer with two hands, thinkin....aint nobody gonna acuse me a not bein able ta hold my likker.....I'm usein two hands  :o
Good shootin......
Vern... 8)
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Re: Trail Dust in my Throat
« Reply #38 on: September 03, 2004, 07:29:17 AM »
Foothills Drifter says, "Now I'm holding it with all four hands," as he also slips to the sawdust covered floor with the rest of the passed out drunks.  Delmonico says, "nother essssppprreeesssooo barkeep, I knew I could drink them under the table. ;D

The crickets chirp, wolves howl, loons make loon noises as the kettle drums pound out a beat, followed by the rest of the orchestra begains.  The barkeep says "I put on Michael Martin Murphy's Sagebrush Symphony CD fer yer exit."   Thank ya kindly says Delmonico.

As Don Edwards starts to talk about going backward it time, Delmonico drinks down the last of his Esssppprrressooo and calmly makes his exit. ::)
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Re: Trail Dust in my Throat
« Reply #39 on: September 03, 2004, 07:46:15 AM »
Howdy Delmonico......
With all that essssppprreeesssooo you're drinkin its on wonder you're up so early  :o
I'm goin back under the table now, I gotta get a little sleep before I go to work....I don't want today to be another 'monday'  ;)

Good shootin......
Vern... 8)
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