Hey, I am gon'a be rich twice!

[Brazos Bucky Smith]

  Wow!  I'm going to be rich twice!


I just got another one of those notices that I won 1 million Euros!  All's I have to do is send 300 to 900 dollars to Holland and they'll send me my 1 million Euros!  Simple huh?   Course, I gotta keep it a secret! So, shhhhhh, don't you be tellin a soul!!

Boy!  Have I go on someone's sucker list!  How'd I get there?

Hey Marshal!  You don't sell our town phone book do ya?

Just a funnin ya

Don't usually get those wonderful e-mails,  but two in a week is some kinda record for me!  Just think, when that Nigerian sends me my share of his money, and Holland sends me that money, I am really goin'a buy me a whole bunch or new guns and chaps and hats and boots and.......

BB

[FloraBama Kid]

Guess we all have been on that "sucker list" one or twice. This is one case where I think we could use "more government" to stop junk mail....

[Silver Creek Slim]

Guess we all have been on that "sucker list" one or twice. This is one case where I think we could use "more government" to stop junk mail....

"more government"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
My ears!

Slim

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[Lazarus Longshot]

Hey, Brazos! I got this real nice bridge for sale.....

[Silver Creek Slim]

I just got one 'o dem messages from Mallam Sadiq Abacha. Can I be rich, too? 

Slim

[Brazos Bucky Smith]

Hey! where is this bridge LL, the one in Arizona? Where, I wnat to see it, heck if I send money to these yahoos, might wnat to buy a bridge too!

Hey, Slim, with all the guys needing help and wanting to send big money, sure, jump on board, we'll all be rich! (You know, they must be getting someone to send them money or why would they keep this up?)

BB

[Silver Creek Slim]

Hey, Slim, with all the guys needing help and wanting to send big money, sure, jump on board, we'll all be rich! (You know, they must be getting someone to send them money or why would they keep this up?)

BB

That is probably true. There is a sucker born every minute. 

Slim