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Title: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on February 11, 2010, 09:59:36 PM
Dang, I don't get in here fer a while an tha thread gets buried 4 pages back
Title: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on February 12, 2010, 02:55:24 PM
Leo antes a copy of War and Peace.  "Now there's some pages!"
Title: The "Card Game"
Post by: Russ T Chambers on February 12, 2010, 03:19:30 PM
The Little Kid (having not made it back to his pillow) slips out the batwing doors and returns with his little red wagon carrying an original copy of the Gutenberg Bible. But can’t lift it onto the table!!!!
Title: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on February 12, 2010, 03:33:23 PM
Leo calls with a Gideons he stole from the hotel back in Kansas.
Title: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on February 13, 2010, 08:51:56 AM
Leo antes a copy of War and Peace.  "Now there's some pages!"

Delmonico tosses in a thin book, it's War and Peace, but every one in it's named Smith, Jones or another simple name.
Title: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on February 13, 2010, 08:52:43 AM
Leo calls with a Gideons he stole from the hotel back in Kansas.

Gideon checked out, and left it no doubt,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Title: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on February 13, 2010, 11:53:06 AM
Her name was Magill but she called herself Lil...
Title: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on February 13, 2010, 11:55:07 AM
The Doctor came in, stinking of gin and proceded to lie on the table. ;D
Title: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on February 13, 2010, 02:41:52 PM
The doctor said Rocky you've met yer match and Rocky said Doc it's only a scratch.
Title: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on February 13, 2010, 02:47:08 PM
I love you yeah, yeah yeah.
Title: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on July 14, 2010, 04:31:10 PM
Dang it's been way too long back to top... I'll raise some moldy cheese whiz cans that were left from tha last get together what was broken up when Del tolt everbody he loved em... ::) ::)
Title: The "Card Game"
Post by: Deja vous on July 14, 2010, 05:37:00 PM
Guess I am the last one here, so I will bring the chips and dip.. typical, huh?  lol...     I need an ante??  really.. okay, I have this thing I found out on the trail. guessing it could be a uh rock.. you can have that..
Title: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on July 14, 2010, 06:05:04 PM
I already brought the chips:

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/800px-CowPie-JeffVanuga.jpg)

and the dip:

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/Tiger.jpg)
Title: The "Card Game"
Post by: Deja vous on July 14, 2010, 06:24:11 PM
Yuck...lol...  uh, no that could be dip though??  lol..  But I will pass, just ate..  ::)
Title: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on July 14, 2010, 11:15:30 PM
Welcome to "Tha Card game" Miz Deja, The rules are simple, we make them up as we go You can ante anything but real money and "Round tuit's" Enjoy the fun.
Title: The "Card Game"
Post by: Deja vous on July 14, 2010, 11:28:11 PM
Thanks Major.. I tossed in a rock ... I guess I can give up my neighbors false teeth,  my cat brought them home the other day and I have been puting off the issue of returning them... lol.. 
Title: The "Card Game"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on July 15, 2010, 07:14:58 AM
False teeth are a good ante.  ;D I'll throw in the jawbone of a donkey.
Title: The "Card Game"
Post by: Deja vous on July 15, 2010, 11:17:20 PM
The jawbone of a donkey.. hard to top.. let me see .... okay...  the tail of a lizard that was on jurasic park// hows that? 
Title: The "Card Game"
Post by: Angel_Eyes on July 17, 2010, 03:21:08 AM
I've foller'd this for months nowand thought,,,,,HOGWASH!!

Thats my ante,,,hogwash!

AE
Title: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on July 17, 2010, 06:55:58 AM
I'll see your "hogwash" an raise 3 buckets of prop wash from the airplane thread
Title: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on July 17, 2010, 09:13:21 AM
Well since this seems to be such a nice clean game, then what can I ante but this:

(http://i704.photobucket.com/albums/ww42/1880historian/oddities/beaumondetp.jpg)

(Leo told me what that fancy French name means, but I don't remember, perhaps off to Babelfish.)
Title: The "Card Game"
Post by: Deja vous on July 17, 2010, 04:46:19 PM
Today at the river there was this dead fish that washed up on the shore, and I snagged him for you all.. I ante my dead fish,, ah part of the head is eaten off, but looks okay other than that.. lol.l
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on July 17, 2010, 05:22:02 PM
What Day Gee Vooo don't realize is her dead fish is pregnat and it soon gives birth:

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/Fish-kill2-790339.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Deja vous on July 17, 2010, 09:06:17 PM
Snort.. lol.l..  Okay...  it gives Birth ot DEAD fish?  lol...  okay, got a recipe for that one Monicos.. lol
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: W. Cyrus Tolman on July 22, 2010, 11:57:15 PM
... Cyrus has returned from the wake for Soapy Smith...
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Angel_Eyes on July 23, 2010, 03:14:24 AM
I'll see your wake and raise a bow-wave!

AE

(Sea what I did there,,,,huk, huk, huk,)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Deja vous on August 02, 2010, 01:17:35 AM
Angels I like that.. lol.. okay I see your bow=wave and I raise you a ship wreck.. hows that? 
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on August 02, 2010, 04:58:31 PM
I'll call with a train wreck:

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/Rail%20Road/500px-Train_wreck_at_Montparnasse_1.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Deja vous on August 02, 2010, 08:14:25 PM
Darn... you have a train wreck and a bunch of kettles and I have nothing.. hmmm okay, I toss in my neighbors truck.. He won't miss it until the morning..
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on August 03, 2010, 05:13:01 PM
Darn... you have a train wreck and a bunch of kettles and I have nothing.. hmmm okay, I toss in my neighbors truck.. He won't miss it until the morning..

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/Cars/1946_Chevy_Pickup_000jpg_Thumbnail1.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Gypsy Bob on August 03, 2010, 06:44:56 PM
can I jump in here and bid my neighbors (I'll keep thier truck)......
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on August 03, 2010, 06:55:57 PM
can I jump in here and bid my neighbors (I'll keep thier truck)......

This nabors named Jim?

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/220px-Jim_Nabors.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Deja vous on August 04, 2010, 10:49:06 AM
today, I am upping the anti...  It is hard to beat Gomer.. but .. here it is.. our mainframe went down last nigh, power outage,  at the bank and it has not been restored yet, so my job stinks today...  Little to do since my programs are sealed to stop hackers. So I am tossing in the mainframe, my job and my telehone.. lol...  As well as my email box cuz folks that I work with have that on their speed=-mail I swear.. lol..  Its all yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Just try to beat that one.. lol
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on August 04, 2010, 04:58:06 PM
today, I am upping the anti...  It is hard to beat Gomer.. but .. here it is.. our mainframe went down last nigh, power outage,  at the bank and it has not been restored yet, so my job stinks today...  Little to do since my programs are sealed to stop hackers. So I am tossing in the mainframe, my job and my telehone.. lol...  As well as my email box cuz folks that I work with have that on their speed=-mail I swear.. lol..  Its all yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Just try to beat that one.. lol

You need to update the system beyond this:

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/Classic_shot_of_the_ENIAC.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Deja vous on August 04, 2010, 09:04:11 PM
Delmonicos.. how did you know?  You must work there too?  Our hardware is so old, oh my gosh.. lol..  I finally got a new old chair cuz my old one would scoot down randomly.. lol..  We are so consevative it hurts.. lol.. But man we have security like I have never seen in my life.. And that is a good thing.. after all it is all about our clients, not my hinny in a chair.. lol   so, now I toss in my old chair.. lol 
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on August 06, 2010, 04:38:21 PM
Delmonicos.. how did you know?  You must work there too? 

I'm the all seeing, all knowing cosie. ;D

Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on August 06, 2010, 08:21:04 PM
Deja, I bet that all of the coding was done in DOS and Fortran ;D

Don't feel alone, at my work, we are finally getting an accounting program that is not DOS based.

Oh, and I am going to up the Ante with a couple of barn cats
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Deja vous on August 06, 2010, 08:54:25 PM
Barn cats?? lol..  when I was a child my step brother started a fire with gas and junk and was daring people to walk thru it to be as tough as he was... lol..   His turn came. and he had managed to splash gas on his jeans.. I toss in his brainpan.. lol   At age 15.. lol
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on August 07, 2010, 08:32:44 PM
I'll raise some empty red wheat bags that I found in Wisconsin, They had empty velveeta boxes in them  :o :o
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on August 07, 2010, 11:06:31 PM
I'll raise some empty red wheat bags that I found in Wisconsin, They had empty velveeta boxes in them  :o :o
Where would ya find those?  ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on August 08, 2010, 11:05:19 AM
Where would ya find those?  ::)

Right next to the Blue Bonnet factory. ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on August 08, 2010, 01:50:18 PM
Right next to the Blue Bonnet factory. ;D
I raise...
(http://www.sonofthesouth.net/texas/flower-pictures/blue-bonnets.jpg)
 ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on August 08, 2010, 02:07:46 PM
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/light_soft_spread.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Deja vous on August 08, 2010, 04:07:01 PM
I just got back from cleaning my friends cat litter box while she is with her hubby in San Diego.. now if I would have known that I needed to raise again I would have saved some.. lol
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on August 10, 2010, 07:36:15 AM
Majer walks in and leans Tensleeps chair forward in honor of a fine man and good friend :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Deja vous on August 10, 2010, 03:49:46 PM
Thanks Majors... I have nothing that can beat the hand you just drew.. the pot is yours...  Deja.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on August 10, 2010, 04:48:57 PM
Delmonico pushes the pot toward the Major and walks outside to the flagpole.  He salutes it and lowers The Stars and Bars to half staff.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on August 10, 2010, 09:07:53 PM
Modoc offers up a solo of Taps using his grandfather's bugle :'(
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on August 10, 2010, 09:10:35 PM
Slim joins Delmonico at the flagpole.
Dang dust. :'(
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Deja vous on August 11, 2010, 11:40:18 PM
taps play in the distance and in our hearts we all know we are nothing more and nothing less than what God expecte us to be.. Human, all of us are human, and we miss our loved ones.. 
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on November 05, 2010, 07:26:58 PM
Majer walks in with a new deck of cards ,breaks the seal and starts to deal...Who's in, time to ante up
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on November 05, 2010, 08:46:36 PM
I'll ante up a 5-year old brass picker, Major

Who will see my bet?
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Drayton Calhoun on November 05, 2010, 08:56:11 PM
I'll ante up a 5-year old brass picker, Major

Who will see my bet?
I'll see that bet and raise you a 6 year-old nose picker, he is rather adept...
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on November 06, 2010, 01:38:57 AM
Ante's a chicken picker and his pard the banjo player.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APl9fRFmdC0
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 06, 2010, 08:53:06 AM
Delmonico tosses in a 2 row corn picker, aka 51 Studebaker: ::)

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/Cars/_Studebakers_Raymond_Loewy_1950_1951_classic_vintage_antique_collector_old_car_cars_auto_automobile_automobiles_79f79be63cbe92ae9aaf5b69c344.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 06, 2010, 08:53:49 AM
Ante's a chicken picker and his pard the banjo player.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APl9fRFmdC0

I ain't gonna open that, just know it's Steve martin.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on November 06, 2010, 09:16:08 AM
I ain't gonna open that, just know it's Steve martin.
Nope. Flatt and Scruggs. ;)

Slim tosses in a broken axe handle.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 06, 2010, 09:27:48 AM
Ok, I opened it, one of their best.

Delmonico tosses in another banjo player:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBtjoRpmOjc[/youtube]
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 09, 2010, 04:29:10 PM
Delmonico still hears the faint sound of banjo music as he pours another cup of coffee. ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on November 09, 2010, 05:04:43 PM
Delmonico still hears the faint sound of banjo music as he pours another cup of coffee. ::)

The new house band is here.  I think Del may need to fit them with some outfits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jSFPygl4jg
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 09, 2010, 05:17:48 PM
The new house band is here.  I think Del may need to fit them with some outfits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jSFPygl4jg

Nope, he always wears his shirt in public and buttons all the buttons. ;D  Them guys look beyond hope.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on November 09, 2010, 05:24:31 PM
Sent ya a PM.  That was one of the strangest things I have ever seen.  But they is good.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 09, 2010, 05:34:35 PM
Used to do that with turkey and duck calls, and a cuzzin, good way to get tossed out of a party even if it is yours. ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on November 19, 2010, 11:26:49 AM
Leo deals an notices all the players smilin and bettin large.  He looks down at the pack an realizes to his horror that he grabbed a pinochle deck.  At least there aint no chance fer aces an eights.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on December 27, 2010, 03:49:15 PM
I'll open with a truck load of evil frozen white stuff

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1360.snc4/163217_1504504421328_1495777035_31133126_3873510_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on December 27, 2010, 04:30:09 PM
How big of a truck?
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3639/3434492832_d11f506cf3.jpg)

Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on December 27, 2010, 05:13:50 PM
We'll start with that one and see what happens from there... ;D ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on December 27, 2010, 06:18:02 PM
Delmonico tosses in some nice spring weather to remind us spring is on the way and not to let the weather get us down: :o

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/Landscape/ws3.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on December 27, 2010, 07:25:23 PM
Leo wakes up an tosses in the local weather man.  I sure he will make a fine stable boy cause horse apples er runnin through his veins.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Icebox Bob on December 28, 2010, 01:23:39 PM
Never played this before - might as well start now.....

I'll ante up with a front yard.

Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on December 28, 2010, 02:19:28 PM
If I win the pot I will have my weatherman in your front yard.  It's good to have you in the game but I think I will fold on this one.  Then again, it would be nice to see the idget suffer fer once as he reports sunny skies.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on December 28, 2010, 02:52:55 PM
51 and clear here, no snow on the ground.  Delmonico tosses in a weather radio. ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on December 28, 2010, 03:10:52 PM
Didn't NOAH have to build an ark?  Leo tosses in a pair of unicorns an a old Irish Rovers 45.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on December 28, 2010, 04:41:28 PM
Didn't NOAH have to build an ark?  Leo tosses in a pair of unicorns an a old Irish Rovers 45.

Yeah but God told him it would rain, not NOAA. ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: GunClick Rick on December 28, 2010, 05:11:07 PM
I see your play and raise ya,now or later,i call..

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y283/gunclickrick/sophia.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on December 28, 2010, 06:17:44 PM
I see the dancin girls are here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Rzr6FAjHo
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on December 28, 2010, 06:25:02 PM
I see the dancin girls are here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Rzr6FAjHo


Delmonico exits the thread before Slim comes in and washes everyone's eyes out with soap. :o
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on December 28, 2010, 06:39:23 PM
You never was no fun Del, I hired wholesome fambly ennertainment and you is all concerned?  I'm gonna go look at ma french post cards now.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on December 28, 2010, 08:59:05 PM
I'm gonna go look at ma french post cards now.

You just like lookin' a necked pictures:

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/food/450px-Bag_of_frogs_legs.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: GunClick Rick on December 28, 2010, 10:41:34 PM
OH BOY FROG LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMM :P MMMMMMMMM Mud bugs on the side please :) :)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on December 29, 2010, 04:05:04 PM
I'll take the mud bugs any time with some garlic an butter.  But you aint gettin ma post cards. 
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on December 29, 2010, 05:56:52 PM
Well you ain't gettin' no "Post Cards from Nebraska:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Welsch

Yes I know him. ;)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on December 29, 2010, 07:11:13 PM
So are ya throwin the guy inta the pot?  I especially liked "Weed 'em and Reap". 
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on December 29, 2010, 07:18:17 PM
So are ya throwin the guy inta the pot?  I especially liked "Weed 'em and Reap". 

No he's a state treasure, you'd win him and take him out there and ruin him, most likely he'd wither and die.

Delmonico tosses in a copy of one of the Great Ones books:

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/0760308683.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on December 29, 2010, 10:18:32 PM
Slim throws in a copy of a book by a WI native son and former classmate.
(http://sneezingcow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Coop_pb_c.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on December 29, 2010, 11:34:18 PM
Delmonico tosses in a cook book from out Leo's way: ::)

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/donnercook.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on December 30, 2010, 12:44:37 AM
Del, I didn't realize he was that old. I got purty close to Dannabrog last summer after Pitspitr's Muster.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on December 30, 2010, 02:57:38 AM
Was it just me er was the Donner Party Cookbook in bad taste? 
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on December 30, 2010, 03:18:03 AM
Was it just me er was the Donner Party Cookbook in bad taste? 

And your point being? ::)

I didn't write it, I just knew it existed and Googled it. ;)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Icebox Bob on December 30, 2010, 11:06:37 AM
And in the best of bad taste - I'll raise you a dinner for two at the:

 :PROADKILL CAFE :P

Late Night Delight Served Fresh Each Night After Dark

-ENTREES-                         
Center Line Bovine      4.95                 
The Chicken               3.95                       
Flat Cat                      2.95
Thumper-on-the-bumper 3.95

Taste of The Wild Side - "Still in The Hide"
Awesome Possum        1.95
Rack of Raccoon          3.95
Chunk of Skunk           1.95
Road Toad                   1.65                         
Snake 'N' Bake Snake    2.25           
Swirl of Squirrel            1.55                   
Rigor Mortis Tortoise     6.75   
Smear of Deer             4.95
Smidgen Pigeon           1.95   
Cheap Sheep                 .43

You'll Eat Like A Hog, When You Taste OUR DOG
Cocker Cutlets              3.95
Slab of Lab                  2.95
Snippet of Whippet       4.50
Collie Hit By A Trolley   3.95
Pit Bull Pot Pie             1.95
Shar-Pei Fillet               5.95
German Shepherd Pie    3.95
Round of Hound            4.25

A Daily Special Treat.
GUESS THAT MESS!
-All You Can Eat-
If You Can Guess What It Is.....
...You Eat It For, FREE!   
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on December 30, 2010, 12:51:02 PM
See there Del, Bob here gets a pun when he sees it.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Icebox Bob on December 30, 2010, 04:15:04 PM
Time to raise the bar - tomorrow is New Years's Eve  ;D

Guinness or Scotch??   ??? ???  Decisions, decisions......

Wait a minute - Guinness with supper and Laphroaig for midnight dessert.

Yup - thats it.   :D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on December 30, 2010, 04:25:56 PM
I'll see your Guinness and raise you a Bass.  Bushmill's for the hard stuff.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on December 30, 2010, 05:04:41 PM
See there Del, Bob here gets a pun when he sees it.

And I didn't, you need to understand dry sar-caz-um. 

Geez don't make me come out there, if I do I might need a copy of that book this time a the year. ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on December 30, 2010, 07:13:46 PM
And I didn't, you need to understand dry sar-caz-um. 

Geez don't make me come out there, if I do I might need a copy of that book this time a the year. ::)

And since when have you known me not ta get dry sar-caz-um.  I live by it.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Marshal harpoluke on February 21, 2011, 12:58:08 PM
 ;D

See that Dell is back N running the Road-Kill Cafe'. :-X


Don't see that horse that was tied up a while ago. :P

Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on February 21, 2011, 04:32:10 PM
;D

See that Dell is back N running the Road-Kill Cafe'. :-X


Don't see that horse that was tied up a while ago. :P



Delmonico is headin' for the Saloon, see's a sheep tied up in front and heads to the general store. ;)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on February 21, 2011, 11:04:28 PM
Wildman, whats got a ingraved invitation to this card game, stumbles in and heads straight for the spitoon and takes a drink, cause he's been through the desert on the horse with no name.  He then looks up, spits, and says I smell sheep. :P
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on February 21, 2011, 11:06:14 PM
I see the range maggot and will raise you a burro.

Dell, bring back some cheese and soda crackers
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on February 21, 2011, 11:12:58 PM
Ah see the burro and raise one hoss wit no name. :P
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on February 21, 2011, 11:18:27 PM
Leo throws in an ex wife that is known by many names.  God help whoever wins this hand.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on February 21, 2011, 11:40:42 PM
Widman folds and heads back to the spitoon. ::) ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on February 22, 2011, 12:14:23 AM
Delmonico comes from the general store with rose water, lilac water, and boiling water, plus a bar of lye soap and a jug of carbolic acid to clean and deodorize the saloon.  He had thought about burning it down and starting over, but the last time someone burned it down Cammie got mad. ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on February 22, 2011, 05:05:46 AM
Wildman, standin off in the corner, wonders if thats because of the exwife or the Sheepherder. :-\ :-\ ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on February 22, 2011, 08:08:34 AM
Now Del, I don't smell that bad. These clothes were new last month and I had a bath a couple a weeks ago. :D
 I see your toilet water and raise you a broom and shotgun loaded. With rock salt.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on February 22, 2011, 09:34:06 AM
Now Del, I don't smell that bad. These clothes were new last month and I had a bath a couple a weeks ago. :D
 I see your toilet water and raise you a broom and shotgun loaded. With rock salt.

Delmonico is shocked to find out Modoc is also a sheep herder. :o :P ;)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on February 22, 2011, 09:52:42 AM
Widman folds and heads back to the spitoon. ::) ;D

Smart man.  I folded too.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Marshal harpoluke on February 22, 2011, 05:23:17 PM
 ;D


Da Sheep passes Gas, wind blows it into Saloon, hope no one is smoking. :o

Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on February 22, 2011, 05:26:11 PM
I was until you set off the methane.  You owe me a cigarette.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on February 22, 2011, 05:44:28 PM
Delmonico walks into the Saloon, sniffs and says, "I smell gass, who's pilot light went out?" ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on February 22, 2011, 06:36:51 PM
Wildman thinks shotguns loaded wit salt, sheep, methane gas and cleaning supplies, I'se headed back to the hills and I'm gonna be even WILDER when I return. :P ::) ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on February 22, 2011, 06:43:48 PM
Delmonico is shocked to find out Modoc is also a sheep herder. :o :P ;)

No follower of range maggots, just an itinerant rang detective ;).  The broom was to clear the sheep offen tha porch.
Wilder, watch out, the Modoc injuns is stirred up again. Someone went and referee to them as Pah-utes.

Dell, I'll raise ya a good ceegar a and 3 fingers neat oncet we clean up :D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on February 22, 2011, 06:51:31 PM
Delmonico heads out the door with his flowerdy silk bandanna over his nose, "Let me know when you get it cleaned up." :P
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on February 22, 2011, 07:58:32 PM
No follower of range maggots, just an itinerant rang detective ;).  The broom was to clear the sheep offen tha porch.
Wilder, watch out, the Modoc injuns is stirred up again. Someone went and referee to them as Pah-utes.

Dell, I'll raise ya a good ceegar a and 3 fingers neat oncet we clean up :D
Long as ya don't call em "Shoshone", they ain't related ta me. WM
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on February 22, 2011, 08:01:28 PM
Delmonico heads out the door with his flowerdy silk bananna over his nose, "Let me know when you get it cleaned up." :P
::) ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on February 23, 2011, 01:37:49 AM
As Delmonico heads out the door he tries hard to keep from fallin, "dang sheep poop, it's like ball bearings." ::)

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/Copy7of10186v.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Marshal harpoluke on February 23, 2011, 02:17:30 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on February 23, 2011, 04:21:21 PM
Majer walks in with a bundle of new Town ordinances that state

NO SHEEP ALLOWED WITHIN TOWN LIMITS
SHOOTING THIS SIGN PUNISHABLE BY 30 DAYS IN JAIL AND sheep dip soup to eat
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on February 23, 2011, 05:26:38 PM
Delmonico looks at the sign and wants to know why the heck any one would want a dip on their chip that tastes like sheep. :P
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on February 25, 2011, 09:23:12 PM
Majer walks in with a bundle of new Town ordinances that state

NO SHEEP ALLOWED WITHIN TOWN LIMITS
SHOOTING THIS SIGN PUNISHABLE BY 30 DAYS IN JAIL AND sheep dip soup to eat
Wildman stumbles back into town from the hills, looks at the sign, and mumbles, Del sure is gonna have a lot of spare time on his hands not having to cleanup after all those sheep. Guess I better be careful. ;D WM
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Marshal harpoluke on February 26, 2011, 01:55:54 PM
 :o


Supream Court Revoks Ordnince saying discrimanation 'Gens't Sheep not allowed. ;)

Da Sheep gives Major Sterner Big Kiss. :o


 :P


 ;D


 8)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on February 26, 2011, 02:01:26 PM
Majer smacks the sheep down with the butt of his shotgun then puts both barrels of rock salt into tha pasture maggots rump. The supreme court has no say over the internet towns and therefore can't make such a rule.
The ordinance stands
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on February 26, 2011, 02:12:07 PM
Known fact there ain't no law in innernet towns.  That's why I come here.
Leo shoots out a lantern without a care in the world.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Marshal harpoluke on February 26, 2011, 07:40:01 PM
 ;D


Major forgets the gas, N it goes, BOOM!


Marshall Shoots Major in the Privetes with Da 10ga loaded with Rock Salt.

"Thats what Y'h get for Cruelty to animals.  Spits in Majors face.


Da Sheep Void on Major. ;D


 :o


 :P


 8)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on February 26, 2011, 08:15:43 PM
marshal harpoluke wakes up to find it it was all a dream except for the fact that he has wet himself again while sleeping and that he smells strangely like lanolin
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Icebox Bob on February 26, 2011, 08:53:22 PM
Icebox - who climbed up into the church steeple 32 posts ago - looks down into the street and wonders whether the bats up here in the belfry are less batty than all those people chasing the sheep ? ? ? ?  :-\
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on February 26, 2011, 09:11:48 PM
Wildman has been viewing all this mayhem from the shadows hollers "Hey Delmonico, NEWGUY!!" ;D ;D WM
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Marshal harpoluke on February 27, 2011, 05:12:04 PM
marshal harpoluke wakes up to find it it was all a dream except for the fact that he has wet himself again while sleeping and that he smells strangely like lanolin

 ;D

Major wakes Up from Sheep-Dip induced sleep.

Marshall muses, "Ifi'n Ah there sleep har, then Why is there lipstick on Yer Face? :o

Why is You pants soiled, n inprinted with Sheep hoofprints? :P

N' Yeh reak of Sheep-Dip? :o

Nipp'in on the Bottle? :P

Allway picking on Mzah Poor Pet Sheep.

Now We has to Rebuild the Saloon (aways capitalize Saloon).


Come to think of it it's,


Slims Fault! :o


 :P


 ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on February 27, 2011, 05:30:15 PM
sorry marshal, I already played the dream card you'll have to come up with an idea of your own
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on February 27, 2011, 06:07:33 PM
Leo wakes up from his own dream wherein the Double Mint Twins was hangin on his shoulder as he gazed at a royal flush.  Woke up to you all an a pair of twos. 
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Marshal harpoluke on February 27, 2011, 06:12:21 PM
 ;D

Naw Major, Yeh is NightMare! :o


Ghost Rat is Comming for Yeh! :o


 :P


 ;D


 8)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on February 27, 2011, 07:15:44 PM
Leo wakes up from his own dream wherein the Double Mint Twins was hangin on his shoulder as he gazed at a royal flush.  Woke up to you all an a pair of twos. 
That earned my confuser some decaf, now I gotta clean it up. ;D ;D WM
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Marshal harpoluke on March 12, 2011, 09:06:56 PM
sorry marshal, I already played the dream card you'll have to come up with an idea of your own

 ;D Sauce for the Gander. 8)


Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on March 12, 2011, 09:44:58 PM
Modoc was going to see Leo's Double Mint Twins and raise him Kathy Ireland, but instead puts down a phonograph record of the Ringling 5http://www.ringling5.com/CDs/NorgStud/Norwegian%20Studs%20of%20Rhythm.mp3 (http://www.ringling5.com/CDs/NorgStud/Norwegian%20Studs%20of%20Rhythm.mp3)

Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on March 12, 2011, 10:05:12 PM
Modoc was going to see Leo's Double Mint Twins and raise him Kathy Ireland, but instead puts down a phonograph record of the Ringling 5http://www.ringling5.com/CDs/NorgStud/Norwegian%20Studs%20of%20Rhythm.mp3 (http://www.ringling5.com/CDs/NorgStud/Norwegian%20Studs%20of%20Rhythm.mp3)


Wildman says see that raise ya one Cosie(Delmonico).  :) WM
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on March 12, 2011, 10:06:40 PM
Wildman says see that raise ya one Cosie(Delmonico).  :) WM
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 12, 2011, 11:00:03 PM
Time change, I'll raise ya an hour a  sleep. 
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on March 13, 2011, 07:43:39 AM
I don't believe we have one of those here.  ;D ;D WM
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 13, 2011, 07:46:21 AM
I don't believe we have one of those here.  ;D ;D WM

That's true, my Dad don't have one in Sedona.  That means ya got the hour ta spare.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Marshal harpoluke on March 13, 2011, 07:40:17 PM
 ;D


See Ya one Tensleep, raise Ya one empty bottle of Sheep-Dip.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Icebox Bob on March 13, 2011, 10:17:57 PM
Time change, I'll raise ya an hour a  sleep. 
Time don't change here.  I'll have to wait for the next hand.  8)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Marshal harpoluke on March 14, 2011, 08:09:27 PM
 ??? :'(


Didn't know bout TenSleep :'(


Ghost-Rat will cover.


 :o


Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on March 14, 2011, 09:51:29 PM
See your Ghost Rat, call with Phantom Rabbit.  ;) WM
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 15, 2011, 12:19:25 AM
Puts in a wascaly wabbit an a Elmer Fudd.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on March 15, 2011, 06:14:27 PM
Wildman antes up 100+yrs old mule shoe, which ain't worth nothin unless ya got a four legged mule and only three shoes. WM
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 15, 2011, 09:06:11 PM
I have a three legged mule so I fold.  Don't need the takins.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on March 15, 2011, 11:01:39 PM
Takens is better than leavins.  :o :o ;D WM
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Icebox Bob on March 15, 2011, 11:38:45 PM
Wildman antes up 100+yrs old mule shoe, which ain't worth nothin unless ya got a four legged mule and only three shoes. WM

That's about the oldest mule I've ever heard of....... :o
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on March 16, 2011, 06:37:02 AM
That's about the oldest mule I've ever heard of....... :o
  He be the seventh out of seven sons. Quit your kibbitzin there IB, join in the card game, eh.  ;) ;D ;D ;D WM
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Icebox Bob on March 16, 2011, 11:15:37 PM
I'll see your mule shoe,  and raise you 79 more  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRGmkYxQXDc&feature=related

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

An we don't want no laughin' at the mules, see?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ldZxQ3Md70

 >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on March 17, 2011, 12:10:16 AM
I'll see your mule shoe,  and raise you 79 more  ;D

At least if ya got all their shoes ya don't gotsta worry about gettin em pregant.  :o :o ::) ;D WM
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 17, 2011, 01:11:10 AM
I'll see ya 76 trombones...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODu888i14-I
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on March 17, 2011, 06:12:26 AM
An I'll raise ya one yellow submarine. WM
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Icebox Bob on March 17, 2011, 10:03:17 AM
GORRAM BRASS BAND !!  :o  >:(

Spooked all my mules !!   ;)

I'll have to fold...........   :'(
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on March 17, 2011, 06:39:29 PM
GORRAM BRASS BAND !!  :o  >:(

Spooked all my mules !!   ;)

I'll have to fold...........   :'(

Begorrah lads methinks the young fella has robbed us of all the bats we had in our belfrey.  ::) ::) WM
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on March 19, 2011, 12:35:01 AM
Begorrah lads methinks the young fella has robbed us of all the bats we had in our belfrey.  ::) ::) WM
;D

I'll have some sack to drown that blarney, Paddy O'wild.  ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on March 19, 2011, 09:32:15 PM
Aye lad, anti up it's a new hand.  POW
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on March 19, 2011, 10:04:44 PM
OK,  I'll see your hand and raise you five fingers around a sheleighle ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on March 19, 2011, 10:36:42 PM
OK,  I'll see your hand and raise you five fingers around a sheleighle ;D
Ah see that sheleighle and raise ya one
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 19, 2011, 10:49:49 PM
I'll raise ya with a pair of interior designers named Gerald Fitzpatrick an Patrick Fitzgerald.  Them guys seem a little strange ta me.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Icebox Bob on March 19, 2011, 11:36:04 PM
The snow is gettin' soft, the temperature is almost above freezin',  I'll raise you one spring thaw!!  :D

Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on March 20, 2011, 06:49:34 AM
I'll let ya pick any of the last 10 days they've all been above 80. WM
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on March 24, 2011, 12:03:48 PM
Wildman,

I see your 80* and raise you a river flow increase of 50,000 cfs and a baby tornader.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on March 24, 2011, 08:45:56 PM
Hey MO looks like Ah bin trumped agin.  >:( ;) WM
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 24, 2011, 09:36:28 PM
Hey MO looks like Ah bin trumped agin.  >:( ;) WM

No wonder I keep loosin, ya all are playin bridge.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on March 24, 2011, 09:41:36 PM
Leo,

Ya washed off of the hill yet?

We can start a new hand.  I'll put in A yard bird, rice and broccoflower mystery dish  ::) ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 24, 2011, 11:24:30 PM
I'll see ya with CFS meal with mashed taters an cream gravy.  An no, I aint washed away yet, just washed out.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: jaytourist on March 25, 2011, 05:44:27 AM
Haha! What a fish? I think we need to go back to the main topic which is the "Card Game"?:) (http://breastenlargementpittsburgh.com/blog-pittsburgh-pa)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 25, 2011, 07:59:21 AM
This is the card game.  Aint nothin folks won't bet around here.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on March 25, 2011, 08:14:39 AM
No wonder I keep loosin, ya all are playin bridge.
Yah Leo, Del done wreck your bridge.  :( ::) :P WM
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on March 25, 2011, 02:45:09 PM
Yah Leo, Del done wreck your bridge.  :( ::) :P WM

It's all Leo's fault anyway, he said it was safe to cross:

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/Traction%20Engines/TE.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 25, 2011, 04:26:16 PM
What's a little prank among friends.  Oops, I's sposed ta be playin cards.  Guess I got distracted.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on March 25, 2011, 05:22:21 PM
Delmonico tosses in a fun game for the kids to play:

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/q.jpg)

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/bug.gif)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 25, 2011, 05:25:44 PM
I love lawn darts, I aim real good with my one eye.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on March 25, 2011, 05:36:01 PM
Delmonico tossses in a case of "Rooser Cogburn" brand eye patches. ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 25, 2011, 05:51:44 PM
Leo sees with can of Aquanet and a book of matches.  Throws in a bad pun ta raise.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on March 25, 2011, 05:58:32 PM
Delmonico calls: ;D

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/jabs/BSMeter.gif)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 25, 2011, 06:25:09 PM
That's right, they use you to calibrate the things.  I fergot.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on March 25, 2011, 07:27:09 PM
Delmonico sees his faithful dog Rowy bringin' a big stick to whack some sense into Leo:

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/Lexie%20and%20Rowdy/canIkeepit.jpg)

"Good dog, I'll get you a treat." ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on March 25, 2011, 10:30:11 PM
Too late, Leo's one whack past that already.  ::) :P ;D WM
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on March 25, 2011, 11:58:45 PM
Hey, I want to set up drinks for the house, but I'm a little short on cash, anyone want to buy this?

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/740px-Brooklyn_Bridge_Postdlf.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 26, 2011, 12:36:08 AM
yer just sore cause I got ya good on the BS meter.  Let it go an do as that other feller says an get back ta the game.  Oh wait, this is the game.  Proceed as usual.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on March 26, 2011, 08:56:06 AM
Ah'll buy that an use it ta go across the lake  :o  just south of ma house in AZ.   :) WM

"Even London Bridge is falling down and they've moved it to Arizona, now I know why."

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4Ppc3jz3GE[/youtube]
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 26, 2011, 08:58:33 AM
Throws in a VHS copy of My Fair Lady.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on March 26, 2011, 09:33:29 AM
Delmonico folds and walks out the door. ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on March 26, 2011, 12:05:26 PM
Blastima, I was going to see Del's bridge with a map to my Grandfather's Gold Mine and raise it with a Flathead Pow-Wow.

Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on March 26, 2011, 12:14:29 PM
Blastima, I was going to see Del's bridge with a map to my Grandfather's Gold Mine and raise it with a Flathead Pow-Wow.



Leo's still in but if you win yer stuck with that video.  The Goodwill won't take it, you'll have to call in Haz-Mat. :P
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 26, 2011, 12:54:33 PM
Leo has that dern nursery rhyme stuck in his head now.  I fold too, my boot has an appointment.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on March 26, 2011, 11:00:05 PM
Dang, Now I am stuck with ANOTHER copy of MFL. 

Next Hand.  I'll bet 2 Clint Eastwood moving pictures
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 27, 2011, 01:40:34 AM
Leo sees that Modoc snuck in a Paint Yer Wagon.  He raises with a Fist Full of Dollars
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on March 27, 2011, 08:05:49 AM
Wildman raises wit a copy of Dr. Zhivago. WM
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 27, 2011, 08:27:53 AM
Raise ya a Doctor Strangelove.  At least it had a cowboy in it.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on March 27, 2011, 08:28:51 AM
Delmonico tosses in a Beta copy of "Cisco Pike."   ;D ::)  (Google it if ya don't know, I dare ya.)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNGWGwXEfDE[/youtube]
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on March 27, 2011, 09:52:31 AM
Slim throws in a copy of "McCabe & Mrs. Miller".
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 27, 2011, 09:58:14 AM
Leo reaches deep in his pocket an pulls out Support Your Local Sheriff on super 8 film.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on March 27, 2011, 10:59:20 AM
Modoc replies with a VHS of McClintock ;D

I might even have it around here some where on the 12" Laserdisk
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 27, 2011, 05:08:02 PM
If they do the cockroach song I'm foldin again.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on March 27, 2011, 06:17:20 PM
If they do the cockroach song I'm foldin again.


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qzlhAtAai0&playnext=1&list=PL5EF151E623F9354A[/youtube]
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on March 27, 2011, 07:21:14 PM
Del, Is that sounds like one of the local Taco Wagons  ;)   

Wildman, I see your Mariachi band and I'll ante up a complete set of Herb Alpert's Tijuana Brass on Vinyl. The Lonely Bull, Volume 2, South of the Border, Whipped Cream & Other Delights, Going Places, What Now My Love, S.R.O., Sounds Like..., Herb Alpert's Ninth, The Beat of the Brass
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: jaytourist on March 27, 2011, 07:41:55 PM
Dang, everybody should watch "Young Guns". It's a cool movie. :) (http://breastenlargementpittsburgh.com/blog-pittsburgh-pa)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 27, 2011, 07:53:31 PM
Del, Is that sounds like one of the local Taco Wagons  ;)   

Wildman, I see your Mariachi band and I'll ante up a complete set of Herb Alpert's Tijuana Brass on Vinyl. The Lonely Bull, Volume 2, South of the Border, Whipped Cream & Other Delights, Going Places, What Now My Love, S.R.O., Sounds Like..., Herb Alpert's Ninth, The Beat of the Brass
I got all them records.  Used ta gaze at the whipped cream album cover fer hours.  Liked the plain on going places.  I'll see with some Al Hirt.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on March 27, 2011, 08:08:16 PM
Delmonico tosses in the complete set of Lawernce Welk TV shows on VHS tape:

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/Picture876.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 27, 2011, 08:18:28 PM
LW never did "Music to Watch Girls By".  I'll raise ya a bubble machine.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on March 27, 2011, 09:22:09 PM
Delmonico raises with a real oldie from the past:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PgniqcgdFo&feature=related[/youtube]
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on March 27, 2011, 11:00:51 PM
Delmonico tosses in a slightly used possum. :P

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/May28001.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on March 28, 2011, 04:53:20 PM
Possum Chili?  :o WM
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on March 28, 2011, 05:11:01 PM
Possum Chili?  :o WM

No possum sam-whitch, use flat bread. ;D

(It was at a long stop light last summer, I had my camera on the seat.) ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on March 29, 2011, 11:03:37 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on March 29, 2011, 11:15:39 PM
No possum sam-whitch, use flat bread. ;D

(It was at a long stop light last summer, I had my camera on the seat.) ;D

Del,  I remember being in K.C. One summer and seeing puddles at every stop light from the AC's in the vehicles. Your intersections look a bit more interesting.

See your flat possum and raise you a tire track turkey. :D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Marshal harpoluke on March 29, 2011, 11:16:13 PM
 ;D


Dell, Ah Ain't saying the steak is tough, but Ah don't see that mule tied up outside anymore. :o


 :'(


 ;D


 8)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 29, 2011, 11:28:31 PM
Raise an armadillo with tread like grillin marks.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on March 30, 2011, 07:58:22 AM
Ah'll raise one flyin rabbit from West Texas. WM
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on March 30, 2011, 05:12:12 PM
Ah'll one flyin rabbit from West Texas. WM

Delmonico tosses in a can of skunked beer.

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/food/Billy.gif)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on March 30, 2011, 06:07:56 PM
A sixpack of Pfiefer would make that Billy beer taste GOOD.  :P :P WM
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on March 30, 2011, 06:19:16 PM
A sixpack of Pfiefer would make that Billy beer taste GOOD.  :P :P WM

Did you ever notice an opened can of Pfiefer sounds like Rice Crispies with a snap, crackle, pop?

Also something else about Pfiefer most folks don't know, something very unusual about it that Miller,. Bud, or any of those other brands do't have, you know what it is?
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on March 30, 2011, 06:31:25 PM
Nope don't know, please be so kind as to enlighten moi.  WM
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on March 30, 2011, 06:53:05 PM
Nope don't know, please be so kind as to enlighten moi.  WM

It's the beer with the silent P. ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 30, 2011, 09:52:23 PM
At least you don't need a six pack of Pfizer.   ::) 
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on March 31, 2011, 08:00:43 AM
Guess ya could say "that beer don't sound like a cow peein on a flat rock".  ::) WM
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on April 01, 2011, 10:23:59 PM
I'll see your beer and raise you a 3 finger glass of red-eye.  (the kid is watching age appropriate movies :-X).
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on April 02, 2011, 07:09:49 AM
Slim tosses in...
(http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/ginger-beer-13909.jpg?1173438613)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on April 02, 2011, 11:49:11 AM
Delmonico tosses in some wine and cheese:

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/food/puregrapewine.jpg)

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/food/untitled-1.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on April 02, 2011, 11:59:10 AM
I don't know that the rest of us have the sophisticated palate for such exotic a repast Del. 
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on April 02, 2011, 12:22:24 PM
I don't know that the rest of us have the sophisticated palate for such exotic a repast Del. 

Don't give me that BS, that right on speed for most the folks around here.  Sarcasim will get you no where. ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on April 02, 2011, 12:46:01 PM
Don't give me that BS, that right on speed for most the folks around here.  Sarcasim will get you no where. ;D

Must be why you is still spinnin yer wheels, you is the master.  Now go ruin a hat.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on April 02, 2011, 12:51:03 PM
Must be why you is still spinnin yer wheels, you is the master.  Now go ruin a hat.

I'm tryin' just can't seem to ruin one with my steamer, even got a $5 tip today for a job well done. ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on April 02, 2011, 01:24:47 PM
I'll see yer job well done with 5 jobs not completed.  Think of it as an investment.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on April 02, 2011, 04:52:27 PM
I'll see yer job well done with 5 jobs not completed.  Think of it as an investment.

Well the job is never finished till the paper work is done:

(http://i704.photobucket.com/albums/ww42/1880historian/oddities/beaumondetp.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on April 02, 2011, 05:13:14 PM
In that case I done completed a few jobs since last night.  Feelin much better taday.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on April 06, 2011, 10:52:37 PM
Hey guys, Hedley installed the Outhouse over on the Open Range, I don't see it here ;)

And with that, I fold on this hand.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on April 06, 2011, 10:59:38 PM
Hey guys, Hedley installed the Outhouse over on the Open Range, I don't see it here ;)

And with that, I fold on this hand.

We're like the Lone Ranger, we never poop. ;)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on April 07, 2011, 12:26:05 AM
I ante Tonto's fourth movement.  He worked on it for years.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on April 07, 2011, 12:42:25 AM
I ante Tonto's fourth movement.  He worked on it for years.

Delmonico tosses in The William Tell Overture and folds:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE--el9prA0[/youtube]
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on April 07, 2011, 07:37:10 AM
I fold too, I have to go to the Barber of Seville and get gussied up.  The guy's name is Rossini and I hear he is good with side burns.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on April 07, 2011, 09:29:29 AM
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/455px-Ambrose_Burnside2.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on April 07, 2011, 10:25:23 AM
I'll see your mutton chops with some pork chops.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on April 07, 2011, 12:23:25 PM
Hm, mutton chops, pork chops, the only thing Ah got ta call wit is a 1st edition signed copy of "How to Train Your Hoss to Sneak Poop" by Mildman (Wildmans twin brother).  ::) ::) :P WM
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Deadeye Dick on April 07, 2011, 05:07:34 PM
Del,
You threw in the winning hand with the William Tell Overture. You threw in too early. What a great rendition. BRAVO, BRAVO, BRAVO!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on April 07, 2011, 05:44:33 PM
Del,
You threw in the winning hand with the William Tell Overture. You threw in too early. What a great rendition. BRAVO, BRAVO, BRAVO!

I know, but heck, I didn't want all that junk they'd thrown in. ;)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on April 07, 2011, 06:04:14 PM
HEY, that book is a limited edition classical piece of literature that no self respectin' Silver Screen Cowboy would ever leave out of his saddlebags.  :( :( :P  WM
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on April 07, 2011, 07:41:28 PM
Del is just a thieving Magpie.  I ante a new game with with a broken G string. 

If you thought I was talkin bout anything other than a guitar string you are sick.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on April 07, 2011, 07:51:19 PM
Ah am, Ah did and Ah'm disappointed.  ;D ;D ;D WM
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on April 07, 2011, 07:53:20 PM
Del is just a thieving Magpie. 

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7o9-Anzrso[/youtube]
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on April 07, 2011, 08:12:07 PM
Leo throws in a page from an English/Italian dictionary with the term La Gazza Ladra highlighted.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on April 07, 2011, 08:43:38 PM
The Thieving Magpie.  :) MM
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on April 07, 2011, 10:56:12 PM
I'll see your Magpie and raise you a Navajo Rug


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGGXX0o3Bu4[/youtube]
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on April 25, 2011, 06:26:30 PM
Leo throws in the town of Iowa Hill what still has never had power er phone service an folks still live there.  I think they is all hidin.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on April 26, 2011, 11:53:37 AM
Modoc chips in with the town of Vaya in the Black Rock desert of Nevada.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on April 26, 2011, 03:10:22 PM
Juggs, get Wildman a beer over here an let him steel 'is nerves.  We jus' got started.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on April 26, 2011, 03:11:04 PM
Delmonico tosses in Monowi Newbrassky, a town recently featured on Only in America on the History Channel:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monowi,_Nebraska
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on April 26, 2011, 03:33:02 PM
Yer welcome WM.  Don't think you met Juggs yet.  She stays low since we started shootin at a low down hombre awhile back.

Leo throws in Kentucky Flat, CA.  A town where even if ya lost a finger ya could still count all the folks on yer hands.  It comes with a genuine rundown pony express station.  They got a differnt kind a grass police up there. 
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on April 26, 2011, 03:41:11 PM
Delonico tosses several towns along the Burlington RR, heading east to west, Crete, Dorchester, Exeter Friend, Geneva, Harvard and so on. (Some have went away)  Notice anything funny?
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on April 26, 2011, 03:56:32 PM
Del ya not talkin alphabet soup is ya? WM

Yep, we call them the alphabet soup towns, the RR built stations along the route and named them in order.  ;D  There are a couple lines that were like that.

Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on April 26, 2011, 05:15:52 PM
Delmonico looks at his cards, finds two 3 of clubs in his hand, he folds and tells everyone to go to Michigan: ::) ;D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on April 27, 2011, 07:37:42 AM
Delmonico looks at his cards, finds two 3 of clubs in his hand, he folds and tells everyone to go to Michigan: ::) ;D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan

Why does everybody want me ta go ta Michigan?  I can't count all them that recommended it ta me over the years.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on April 27, 2011, 04:53:03 PM
Member, Davey Crockett said you can go to Michigan I'm goin' to Texas. ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Stu Kettle on April 28, 2011, 05:34:36 AM
Woke up this morning & thought I was in Michigan, but it was only Omaha :-\ Thought about ya Del when we blew through Lincoln about 10:00 last night.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on April 28, 2011, 09:37:17 AM
Woke up this morning & thought I was in Michigan, but it was only Omaha :-\ Thought about ya Del when we blew through Lincoln about 10:00 last night.

Ah yes, Omaha, better you than me, what's up in Omerha?
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Stu Kettle on April 28, 2011, 10:27:27 AM
Ah yes, Omaha, better you than me, what's up in Omerha?

Technology conference for teachers - a whole team of us came down, have to do a presentation here next year.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on April 28, 2011, 11:20:11 AM
Technology conference for teachers - a whole team of us came down, have to do a presentation here next year.

Cool, you might mention it to them that The Fort is having their tent sale if you want, who knows, they might want to stop and buy stuff they never knew they needed. ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Stu Kettle on April 28, 2011, 01:03:17 PM
Cool, you might mention it to them that The Fort is having their tent sale if you want, who knows, they might want to stop and buy stuff they never knew they needed. ;D

I'm already trying to talk them into leaving early enough to drop me off in Doniphan to watch my boy shoot trap, doubt they'll go for a tent sale too :-\
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on April 28, 2011, 03:03:25 PM
I'm already trying to talk them into leaving early enough to drop me off in Doniphan to watch my boy shoot trap, doubt they'll go for a tent sale too :-\

I forgot that was going on this weekend, second largest trap shoot in the US The Nebraska High School State Championship.   Dang it's nice to live in a state that still has common sense.

(Sorry anyone else but how big is your state's High School Championship Trap Shoot?)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on April 28, 2011, 04:35:17 PM
I forgot that was going on this weekend, second largest trap shoot in the US The Nebraska High School State Championship.   Dang it's nice to live in a state that still has common sense.

(Sorry anyone else but how big is your state's High School Championship Trap Shoot?)

We had bad mitten.  Guess you are right.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Stu Kettle on April 28, 2011, 09:03:05 PM
I forgot that was going on this weekend, second largest trap shoot in the US The Nebraska High School State Championship.   Dang it's nice to live in a state that still has common sense.

(Sorry anyone else but how big is your state's High School Championship Trap Shoot?)

1,916 registered this year, but some of 'em don't live in Nebraska
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on May 02, 2011, 08:00:24 AM
Leo throws in a dead terrorist.  That's really hard ta beat.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on May 02, 2011, 09:51:33 AM
Majer throws in a lying politician...That's something we'd all like to beat...Repeatedly
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on May 02, 2011, 10:08:58 AM
Leo throws in a questionable birth certificate.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on May 02, 2011, 10:36:43 AM
Delmonico notices it is printed on cellophane so it's clear and transparent. ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on May 02, 2011, 11:07:51 AM
Leo calls with a bucket of chum.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Icebox Bob on May 02, 2011, 04:16:30 PM
Majer throws in a lying politician...That's something we'd all like to beat...Repeatedly

Icebox throws in an entire Canadian national election - there's hundreds of them out there today!!!  :P


Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on May 03, 2011, 09:00:50 AM
Delmonico tosses in a community organize.r
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: mestiza letty on May 06, 2011, 04:19:14 PM
I'll jump in with a couple of politicans.... one "disgraced" senator and another one who was just "clumsy"
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on May 06, 2011, 08:09:21 PM
Leo lays down the ex gubbaner of Illanoise ad realizes with horror he got the winnin hand.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: mestiza letty on May 06, 2011, 08:26:18 PM
OK so I had a couple of Dueces.... ::) :P
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Icebox Bob on May 07, 2011, 11:13:47 AM
And then Icebox wakes up to a Full House - a majority Conservative government ! !
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on May 07, 2011, 12:13:00 PM
And then Icebox wakes up to a Full House - a majority Conservative government ! !

Delmonico folds and heads to his Lab Forum to see how POed the Liberal Canucks are. ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on May 07, 2011, 01:04:36 PM
Delmonico folds and heads to his Lab Forum to see how POed the Liberal Canucks are. ;D

Give em hell.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on May 07, 2011, 01:24:01 PM
Delmonico comes back and picks up Leo's cards and looks at them.

"Not a word out of them, so I'd say, yep they're up-set."
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Lawful Larry on May 09, 2011, 08:54:29 PM
This has got to be the longest card game in history.  You guys are nuts!!!
 ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on May 09, 2011, 09:03:16 PM
This has got to be the longest card game in history.  You guys are nuts!!!
 ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)


That's the rumor.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: mestiza letty on May 09, 2011, 09:03:35 PM
Not all of us are 'jus
SOME OF THEM
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on May 09, 2011, 09:32:35 PM
This has got to be the longest card game in history.  You guys are nuts!!!
 ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)


I'll see your card players and ante up a pair of parents of a 6 year-old (make anyone crazy) ;)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Icebox Bob on May 10, 2011, 01:15:23 AM
Icebox says 'Nuttin ventured, nuttin gained", and throws in a handfull of 'cash-IOU's'.......

Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on May 10, 2011, 03:42:27 AM
Just like Bo and Luke, Delmonico has a theme song by Waylon:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJsA9M8hcZE[/youtube]

Delmonico tosses in a broke down bus in Iowa.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on May 10, 2011, 05:31:42 AM
This has got to be the longest card game in history.  You guys are nuts!!!
 ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)


That's some bold talk coming from a yankee.. ;D

The "Card Game" was started on an other site and continued over here when that site folded.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on May 10, 2011, 10:16:58 AM
Del I seem ta remember singing that song ta Lil a time or two.  ::)  She took me any way so I through in one crazy wife ta keep me from gettin lonely here in tha pot.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: mestiza letty on May 10, 2011, 07:25:45 PM
Keeps us off the streets 'an outta trouble with the REAL crazies :P ::) 8) :o ;D :D
We know how 'ta aim....
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Marshal harpoluke on May 11, 2011, 08:30:57 PM
 :-X

Marshall tosses in Adminastrators from ASU Phoney-Tecknik~Stupidversity!

(They is anti-DisabledVeteren)

Non responsive, evil Cockroaches.

Block acess to VA Clinic to Disabled Vets.

Won't respond to calls or e-mules. :( >:(

Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: mestiza letty on May 11, 2011, 08:39:47 PM
Man that's worse than the pair o' dueces I flung in...
Least one o' mine was sportin' a t-shirt readin "I do my own stunts" ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on May 11, 2011, 09:47:25 PM
That makes me mad Sheep Daddy.  If'n ya threw them in it spoiled the pot. 

Leo folds and climbs out draggin his wife with him.  (She were mad too)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Marshal harpoluke on May 19, 2011, 02:41:22 AM
 :o

Knaw Leo, Gost Rat save the day N Cheweed Em Up.


Owl is staying at Williams Field--where it happened.

Mr. Crow--k, ASU fancies himself a Shamin. :P,,

Maybe Owl will call His name. :o

My Dad served at Luke, Falcon, n Williams field in WWII.

Iriquois, n Sheephearders have no fear. >:(


 8)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on May 19, 2011, 08:56:30 AM
Irish don't know fear er the meanin a crazy. 
Leo throws in a schematic of a B-17 tail gun position.  Don't think Uncle Joe will miss it any.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: mestiza letty on May 20, 2011, 09:24:21 PM
I'll fling a a pair of un detenated pipe bombs the IRA didn't need durin' the "Royal visit"
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on May 21, 2011, 09:54:57 AM
Delmonico comes in and does some checking, looks like what he thought was an Individual Retirement Account has had all the money funneled to a  Fenian group. ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Marshal harpoluke on May 25, 2011, 11:35:45 AM
 :o

Ghost Rat remempers Dell, Jumps up, n, Chomp!, Owww! :'(


heh,

Heh,

HEH!


 8)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on May 25, 2011, 12:11:55 PM
Angel Dog attacks the ghost rat an it runs away back to the sheep pasture.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on May 25, 2011, 03:43:56 PM
Ah, team work at it's best...
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: mestiza letty on May 25, 2011, 03:47:21 PM
Ghost rat is now "skewered by a pacaderm tusk 'an out fer the count....nener nener :o 8) ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on May 25, 2011, 03:56:18 PM
Angel Dog has tussled with hell hounds, ain't no ghost rat gonna get the drop on 'er. 
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Marshal harpoluke on May 26, 2011, 11:55:52 PM
 ;D


Now We gots 'Em where We want Em.


Missiy Yeh forgets Ghost rat Can Dematerelize, be sides He's a good friend with EleFunk. :o


Marshal Grabs Da Mighty 10, box of super rock-salt shells. :o

Calls to Da Sheep, Pull!


Da Sheep, Throws Da Dynomite, N one By one Boom they fly into the Air.


Marshall, points n Shoots,  Ka-Boom---YeOwwwww!,  Pull!, Boom,  KaBoom---YeOwwww!,etc.


This is a New varient of Cowboy Skeet. :D


 :o

 >:(


Marshall reloads with  #4 OOt buck, N lets the Bluplates have it. :o


Gots to rescue Dell.


 8)


Meanwhile, the Blue-plates Grab Dell in their Flying piepan. >:( >:(
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Icebox Bob on May 27, 2011, 11:33:09 AM
It's gettin' too wild on Main Street for Icebox !!   :o

There is some fine entertainment in the church hall !!   :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjOPu4tngc8

 :D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on May 31, 2011, 03:43:11 PM
Them kids can play!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Marshal harpoluke on May 31, 2011, 11:10:15 PM
 ;D


Love it when a plan comes together.


heh,

Heh.

HEH!


 :o


 8)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on June 03, 2011, 08:28:12 AM
Modoc starts a new hand at a table to the side. He ante's up a camp-out (not clamp-out) with Just William's Cub Scout Pack at Trinity Resivor.

Y'all are welcome to join us this weekend ;)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on June 03, 2011, 08:32:25 AM
Modoc, you ECV? 
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on June 03, 2011, 10:36:30 AM
Delmonico passes on the Cub Scouts and heads out to Rock Creek Station.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_Creek_Station
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on June 04, 2011, 06:54:15 AM
Slim puts a moving truck on the table.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on June 10, 2011, 09:59:29 AM
Slim puts a moving truck on the table.

You have teenage girls going camping with you ??? ;D

Modoc sees the moving van and puts in a tin-teepee with utility for the rest of the stuff ;)

Leo, no ECV although I have thought about it and know quite a few up and down the state.  Now it looks like a Den Daddy is sharing time with my shooting  ;D

Problem: too many worthy and fun groups and not enough time or money to do them all :(
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on June 10, 2011, 12:18:00 PM
I know quite a few of those guys and have had some invites.  First wife woulda killed me and second wife is too fun to leave bahind fer stuff like that.  Campin an partyin without 'er wouldn't be no fun.

Leo throws in a red shirt an a black vest.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on June 10, 2011, 02:17:01 PM
Delmonico tosses in a shebang flyin' The First Flag of the Confedracy and a young fella wearin' baggy pants: ;D

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/RCS%202011/PICT0914.jpg)

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/RCS%202011/PICT0947.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on October 10, 2011, 07:51:53 PM
Well we been enjoyin our time in this here hot tub fer some time.  Rest of ya all seem ta be at the snooze. 
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on October 10, 2011, 07:55:59 PM
Well we been enjoyin our time in this here hot tub fer some time.  Rest of ya all seem ta be at the snooze. 

Delmonico has visions of a naked, wrinkled Leo and runs out of the tread screaming. :o
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: mestiza letty on October 10, 2011, 08:00:05 PM
Tends 'ta happen when we reach a certain age...gravity is meaner than the divil :o ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on October 10, 2011, 08:08:16 PM
No one tolt ya ta imagine me nekkid.  That's yer doin.  But I will throw in some new tread for yer boots since ya ran outta them.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: mestiza letty on October 11, 2011, 08:14:47 AM
Ah man... now we got 2 of 'em doin' the Ray Stevens mad dash :o
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on October 11, 2011, 08:59:12 AM
Ah man... now we got 2 of 'em doin' the Ray Stevens mad dash :o

I just plain ain't hungry and most likely will not be for weeks. :P
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on October 11, 2011, 11:02:01 AM
Leo throws in new tread fer tires on Del's ole pick em up.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: mestiza letty on October 11, 2011, 11:10:15 AM
I'll fling in case of "Slim Fast" for the bed of the pick 'em up truck..he'll need added traction fer the ice storms o' comin' ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on October 11, 2011, 10:01:31 PM
No, Slim is slow.  ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on July 02, 2012, 12:26:11 AM
Ah man... now we got 2 of 'em doin' the Ray Stevens mad dash :o

Modoc Hollers "Don't Look Margret!!!" ;D

I'll chip in a union suit of red wool for our bathers.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on July 02, 2012, 02:23:46 PM
Modoc Hollers "Don't Look Margret!!!" ;D

I'll chip in a union suit of red wool for our bathers.

It don't matter I'm still not hungry. :P
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on July 02, 2012, 07:48:27 PM
Del,

I'll stand for a shot of Brain Bleach for all of the players also.  ;D


Edit for?
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on July 03, 2012, 02:53:18 PM
Wool makes me itch, thas why I ain't wearin any.   ;) WM

OK a burlap bag for Wildman.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on July 03, 2012, 03:00:32 PM
Look out for the sheep herders!
Rolls a keg of Sasparilla to the table.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: mestiza letty on July 03, 2012, 11:48:59 PM
Border collie Diamond Lil' has rounded up them "sheep herders" an' their "charges" at the Black Dog saloon... Itchin' & scratchin' times are over...... She throws in Porterhouse steaks she caught at the Reno Rodeo in "light o' the holiday"...they's aged a bit by now... BBQ is fired up...mutton anyone??? ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on July 05, 2012, 01:51:34 PM
My Diamond Lil wouldn't have no mutton but she does like lamb shanks e'er now an agin.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: mestiza letty on July 05, 2012, 06:19:31 PM
Here's o'l Diamond Lil in action....
http://www.mynews4.com/news/story/Diamond-Lil-is-a-fan-favorite-at-Reno-Rodeo/59vnVTsoXUqSFK6vTbsomQ.cspx
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on July 09, 2012, 06:03:06 PM
Delmonico comes in and stirs the fire:
 ::) :o
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/night%20kitchen/5-1.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on July 09, 2012, 09:28:27 PM
How bout stirrin the pot instead...that's what yer best at.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: mestiza letty on July 09, 2012, 09:36:21 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on July 10, 2012, 09:42:43 AM
Leo throws in some footie jammies with little duckies on em.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on July 10, 2012, 03:17:35 PM
Leo throws in some footie jammies with little duckies on em.

Delmonico notices brown stains in the seat and tosses them out in the streeet, using a long stick.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on July 10, 2012, 03:53:10 PM
Delmonico notices brown stains in the seat and tosses them out in the streeet, using a long stick.

But you was the only what wore em.  They was bran new when I put em up.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on July 10, 2012, 03:57:40 PM
Notices EPA guys in Hazmat suits picking them up with a long stick........

I'm going for more lemonade.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on July 10, 2012, 11:19:07 PM
With a sasparilla in hand, Modoc antes up a Buisness card from a newly  met SASS pard, Bighorn. 

What time does the Irma in Cody, Wyoming serve breakfast ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on September 03, 2012, 09:11:20 PM
Majer orders Biscuts n gravy with a side of Grits an a SweeTea,antes up a registration for a 1970 4 door AMC Hornet with a 232 straight six and automatic
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on September 03, 2012, 09:26:30 PM
Delmonico tosses in some bacon and beans and a hunk a fried pork:

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/DOMM%202012/GAF2012079.jpg)

He tosses in a 1978 Ford Fairmont with a 200 cid six and an automatic tranny, plus a big chunk of the cardboard dash missing on the bottom from where the CB broke loose goin' over a RR track.  (No not me, but it was funny when he put it in and it didn't work.  A ground wire fixed the problem till the RR track.) ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on September 03, 2012, 09:49:23 PM
Delmonico tosses in some bacon and beans


Did ya fight the bloody brittish in the town a New Orleans?

Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on September 03, 2012, 10:07:12 PM
Did ya fight the bloody brittish in the town a New Orleans?



No he gave me a good seegar. ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on March 02, 2013, 10:25:50 PM
Time to resurrect this Card Game, Majer antes a Cuban Cohiba(wrapper)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 03, 2013, 12:38:41 AM
Leo throws in a Swisher Sweet ta sweeten the pot.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 03, 2013, 12:44:45 AM
TLD throws in a bubble gum cigar.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on March 03, 2013, 09:29:14 AM
(http://www.groovycandies.com/pc/catalog/980_Detail.jpg)
Slim antes.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 03, 2013, 11:35:25 AM
Slim threw in candy cigarettes to the pot, which was what I was gonna throw in. I guess that I'll toss in some non-tobacco mint flavored snuff.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 03, 2013, 11:55:16 AM
Leo makes a virgin margarita and sets the glass in the pot.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on March 03, 2013, 12:20:44 PM
Delmonico looks at the pot and decides he wants nothing that's in it: :P

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/il_570xN285907098_zps698aad1a.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 03, 2013, 12:38:59 PM
Just like ya ta fold.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on March 03, 2013, 12:41:33 PM
Well the major did not empty the pot before he tossed stuff in it and none of you checked either.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on March 03, 2013, 01:21:19 PM
Now Del,  Slim was supposed to empty the pot,Because as we all know,"IT'S ALL SLIM'S FAULT!!!"
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on March 03, 2013, 01:23:07 PM
Now Del,  Slim was supposed to empty the pot,Because as we all know,"IT'S ALL SLIM'S FAULT!!!"

That's true, in fact it most likely was Slim who pooped in the pot.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 03, 2013, 04:04:50 PM
The question is did eat coffee beans first.  Makes all the difference in the value.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on March 03, 2013, 04:18:18 PM
The question is did eat coffee beans first.  Makes all the difference in the value.

Go ahead a look, if he's been eatin' a lot of beans it will look like a cow flop because of the velocity of the impact.   :P
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 03, 2013, 04:24:43 PM
Go ahead a look, if he's been eatin' a lot of beans it will look like a cow flop because of the velocity of the impact.   :P

The Cawfee is your expertise las' I checked.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on March 03, 2013, 04:47:17 PM
I'll slide a pan of peach cobbler onto the table!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on March 03, 2013, 04:47:49 PM
The Cawfee is your expertise las' I checked.

I'm knowledgeable about all kinds of aspects of food and deep in your heart you know I'm right on this one, basic physics, the hight the velocity the greater the impact and the more expansion to the projectile, just like a bullet in a 220 Swift. ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on March 03, 2013, 04:48:29 PM
I'll slide a pan of peach cobbler onto the table!

I wouldn't put anything eatable with in 100 yards of that table. ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on March 03, 2013, 04:49:26 PM
Good point! Let's grab the cobbler and vamoose!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Texas Lawdog on March 03, 2013, 05:37:20 PM
How about some vanilla ice cream to go on that peach cobbler.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on March 03, 2013, 05:40:19 PM
How about some vanilla ice cream to go on that peach cobbler.

You know what I think about peach cobbler, I've made several hundred of them, never took a bite of one of them, but they're cheap to make. ;D  Toss my ice cream in a dish.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on March 03, 2013, 05:45:03 PM
MMMMMMM hot cobbler and ice cream, nothn' better 'cept maybe hot cookies and cold milk!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on March 03, 2013, 07:46:36 PM
I'm goin outside ta eat cobbler with the other guys.  Keep the stuff I threw in I fold.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on March 03, 2013, 07:51:34 PM
I'm goin outside ta eat cobbler with the other guys.  Keep the stuff I threw in I fold.

Delmonico tosses a package of flour tortillas in the pot. ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on April 24, 2013, 10:07:35 AM
Majer takes the now stale tortillas outside along with his shotgun and uses them for aerial targets

PULL
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on April 24, 2013, 10:35:29 AM
And the shot bounces off. ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: mestiza letty on April 24, 2013, 12:15:36 PM
DANG IT.... now I gotta go chase my taco  :D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on April 24, 2013, 04:07:44 PM
DANG IT.... now I gotta go chase my taco  :D

Looks ta me like it's a hard shell taco, not a soft shell.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: mestiza letty on April 24, 2013, 04:40:20 PM
Precisely why I didn't call it that  ;)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on April 24, 2013, 07:58:07 PM
Sounds to me like we could use taco shaped iron targets 'round here at the next shoot! I hate when they call 'em "round" targets.....sounds too much like their description of me!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on October 20, 2013, 11:13:49 PM
Time to bring this back...Majer antes up a beef burrito and a side of re-fried beans
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on October 21, 2013, 11:17:42 AM
Slim throws in a chili pepper.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: litl rooster on October 21, 2013, 04:23:50 PM
pot is full of quezo....and I have 6 aces in my hat band
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on October 21, 2013, 04:58:01 PM
I got some cow stomach and some corn that's been soaked in drain cleaner. ::) ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on October 21, 2013, 05:10:03 PM
Slim throws in a kidney pie.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: mestiza letty on October 21, 2013, 05:15:07 PM
How 'bout a tongue sammich to the ante ?
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on October 21, 2013, 08:04:27 PM
Leo throws in a tin type of his dear ol' auntie Beef Cheeks.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on October 21, 2013, 09:10:18 PM
Found some leftover chicken and dumplins in the fridge......
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Truly Grits on October 21, 2013, 11:45:29 PM
I'll see yer chickn'n'dumplings and raise you a pot of "Fire'n'Ice Wild Boar Chili.

Cheers! ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on October 22, 2013, 08:33:56 AM
Delmonico folds and leaves, he don't want nothin' to do with no chili that has to have a fancy name, chili should speak for itself. ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on October 22, 2013, 11:12:09 AM
Aw come on back Del, at least it wern't dumped over spaghetti... ;D ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on October 22, 2013, 12:17:37 PM
Aw come on back Del, at least it wern't dumped over spaghetti... ;D ;D

Are you sure?   

I'm headed to the store, check it out for me and if you see even one bean in it toss it out. ;)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on October 22, 2013, 12:48:04 PM
Oh come on Del, we know ya love the beans...

(http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z449/tom293/cas/ae54ca28-d1bf-45b7-9064-6d6b46426916.jpg) (http://s1190.photobucket.com/user/tom293/media/cas/ae54ca28-d1bf-45b7-9064-6d6b46426916.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on October 23, 2013, 03:56:43 PM
Just put on a pot of that high-falootin hazelnut coffee......smells purty good, y'all head over.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on October 23, 2013, 06:10:29 PM
Just put on a pot of that high-falootin hazelnut coffee......smells purty good, y'all head over.

Oh now it's foo foo coffee, probably got a Prius with a cup holder also. ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on October 23, 2013, 07:38:08 PM
Majer throws the foofoo coffee out with the potpourri and replaces it with some dark roast Brazilian coffee (Got to keep the coosie happy)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on October 23, 2013, 08:56:22 PM
What was the potpourri for, foo foo tea? :P
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on October 23, 2013, 09:31:56 PM
Okay, okay, I'l grab some Maxwell House, sheesh. That Prius comment has just down right nasty. Just for that, you ain't gettin' any of Mama's homemade chocolate chip cookies!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on October 24, 2013, 07:48:40 AM
I tell the kids at work to "Suck it up, Cowboy up or go out and cry in your Prius."  Co-workers I ain't so nice to.   ;)   You keep Maxwell's house, I got some nice light roasted Panamanian right now and some darker roasted Peruvian to make at work when I get there.   ;D

Just have to make my own cookies I guess, got sinner-mon currant bread though. :P
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on October 24, 2013, 09:58:01 AM
Ya can keep the fancy raisins, I'll have ham an eggs with ma coffee. 

Throws in some Trappy's.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on October 24, 2013, 10:06:21 AM
Ya can keep the fancy raisins,


I like my Zante Currants, they is more so-fist-i-cated than just plain raisins.   ;)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Truly Grits on October 24, 2013, 03:34:49 PM
Ok, I'll play the "Canuck" card; my coffee is dark roast cuban, with a nice fat "corona" with it.
It's the ONLY advantage in being up here, in the land of snow and gun control.

Cheers!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: GunClick Rick on October 24, 2013, 05:51:31 PM
At dadburn chuckwagon gotta be up yonder somewheres,at ole scudders tracks are gettin freash Matthew
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Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: litl rooster on October 26, 2013, 09:32:44 AM
<<<------Had just traded in his riding horse "whoadammit" in an effort to lower his carbon hoof print. Rides of to the Longbranch and ties the new steed Prius to the rail, then mosies up to the table and drops four much smaller road apples in the pot. Then draws another ace.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on October 26, 2013, 06:47:29 PM
<<<------Had just traded in his riding horse "whoadammit" in an effort to lower his carbon hoof print. Rides of to the Longbranch and ties the new steed Prius to the rail, then mosies up to the table and drops four much smaller road apples in the pot. Then draws another ace.

Do you know how to tell if someone drives a Prius?
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Don't worry, they will tell you. ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Stu Kettle on October 26, 2013, 06:52:39 PM
Don't worry, they will tell you. ;D

Ain't that the truth ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: GunClick Rick on October 26, 2013, 10:08:59 PM
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY~ vaaroom==============>

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP-tyvBGla4[/youtube]
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: litl rooster on October 27, 2013, 03:48:27 PM
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY~ vaaroom==============>

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP-tyvBGla4[/youtube]

that's one of his best routines
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: litl rooster on October 27, 2013, 05:30:34 PM
<<<< ante's up a 2 year old bag of candy korn...Even Prius won't eat these.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: The Trinity Kid on October 27, 2013, 08:26:55 PM
Kid's sittin in now.  I drive up in a 62 Stude, not givin' a rats a$$ about carbon footprints or any of that.  Walk in the door, and put down a pair of smelly sweat socks.   :o 

--TK
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on October 27, 2013, 09:20:16 PM
Uses a pitchfork to scoop sweat socks into that phantom Prius.  :-X
[gotta be SUMTHIN round here to cover that smell...]
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on October 27, 2013, 09:21:34 PM
Hey, we needed those coffee filters dern it!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: The Trinity Kid on October 27, 2013, 09:24:07 PM
:)  Jus' ley 'em down and lets git goin'. 8) :)

--TK
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on November 03, 2013, 06:47:23 PM
Woohoo! TLOTH just gave me a new S&W coffee cup! Fillerup Boys!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: The Trinity Kid on November 04, 2013, 03:55:34 PM
With the juices from the sweat socks? :-X :o ::)

Sorry, just had to ask.

--TK
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on November 04, 2013, 07:20:52 PM
Egads!  :P
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on November 05, 2013, 05:40:47 PM
Tolt ya they was good filters.

Leo bets a empty cap tin an asks fer four.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on November 07, 2013, 10:00:02 AM
I'll see yer cap tin an raise ya a Studebaker hub cap with a dent in it.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: The Trinity Kid on November 07, 2013, 08:52:13 PM
I'll see your cap and raise you 4 rusty Stude caps.  And, for good measure, a dirty dinner plate.  The noodles were good though....

--TK
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on November 14, 2013, 08:24:32 PM
Found an old badger shavin' brush, I'll toss in the pot. Still lathers good!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: litl rooster on November 15, 2013, 04:24:30 AM
Found an old badger shavin' brush, I'll toss in the pot. Still lathers good!


I'd bet the lather mug but someone is drinking out of it now

hands pat
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Stu Kettle on November 15, 2013, 04:46:31 AM

I'd bet the lather mug but someone is drinking out of it now

hands pat


Thought the coffee tasted a little soapy.

I'll take two.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 15, 2013, 07:57:57 AM
Delmonico tosses in his real straight razor and wants to see who is really man enough to shave with it. ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Stu Kettle on November 15, 2013, 08:54:33 AM
I wouldn't shave on a bet. With any kind of razor.

Raise a rusty pair of scissors.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on November 15, 2013, 09:00:44 AM
What is this "shaving" of which you speak??(look at my avatar)

Raises with a bottle of Bay Rum stinks nice
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 15, 2013, 09:05:41 AM
I only shave parts of my face, was talkin' to those here that does.   ;)

BTW workin' on a different look, gonna do some trimmin' after a bit, got an idea to try.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Leo Tanner on November 15, 2013, 04:24:38 PM
Throws in the leather strap what came with the razor.  "Guess that's so Del can be clean cut an well bahaved".
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on November 15, 2013, 04:28:24 PM
Delmonico tosses in his real straight razor and wants to see who is really man enough to shave with it. ;D

Del,My grandfather was a barber back in the 40's &50's,I have about a 1/2 dozen VERY good straight razors that he used.I have used them for shaving/trim work but since I let the beard grow out haven't used them in a while.Have offered to use them on my wifes legs but she doesn't trust me with them for some reason... ::) ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: litl rooster on November 16, 2013, 05:06:18 PM
I see the Majors beauty/day spa and raise a Rat's@$$, give me one card ;)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 16, 2013, 09:28:18 PM
Delmonico tosses in some bay rum and a razor stop to help shave the rat's patooy.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: The Trinity Kid on November 17, 2013, 06:03:38 PM
A shaved rat........... ??? :P

I'll put in a piece of wet firewood and take one.

--TK
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 18, 2013, 12:21:23 PM
Delmonico tosses the piece of wood in the fire and wonders what it was wetted with. ::)

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/cooking%20fires/IMAG0417.jpg) (http://s72.photobucket.com/user/Delmonico_1885/media/cooking%20fires/IMAG0417.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on November 18, 2013, 01:07:11 PM
Whatever it was, we need some for the chili.
Antes up a bottle of Pinaud's Bay Rum Aftershave to go with the straight razor and brush.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 18, 2013, 02:05:01 PM
The shaved rat comes in and steals the bay rum.
 ::) :P
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/061009_mole_rat_02_zps9bfc70dc.jpg) (http://s72.photobucket.com/user/Delmonico_1885/media/061009_mole_rat_02_zps9bfc70dc.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: litl rooster on November 26, 2013, 08:21:12 AM
gets the large dutch oven and throws the shaved rat in it.


Takes a belt of the Bay Rum and draws another ace
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: The Trinity Kid on November 26, 2013, 10:46:57 AM
I've seen everything.....a shaved rat ???         Did I actually see that?  I promise I wasn't in the bay rum..... ::)

--TK
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 26, 2013, 11:12:18 AM
I've seen everything.....a shaved rat ???         Did I actually see that?  I promise I wasn't in the bay rum..... ::)

--TK

Well if you can shave beef you can shave a rat.

Delmonico tosses a used Bic razor into the pot.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on November 28, 2013, 09:55:59 AM
Slim tosses shaved horse hoof in the pot.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 28, 2013, 11:34:16 AM
Delmonico pulls it out, makes some glue and puts it on Slim's chair while he goes out to the alley to,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Stu Kettle on November 28, 2013, 02:57:37 PM
Stu walks in and sits in Slim's chair, looks at Delmonico and says "What are you grinning about?"
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 28, 2013, 03:17:51 PM
Delmonico says nothing and tosses a crow bar into the pot. ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: The Trinity Kid on November 29, 2013, 12:17:25 AM
Kid Throws in a broken wishbone......I broke the short end of the wishbone, by the way. :'(

--TK
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 30, 2013, 07:25:02 PM
Delmonico tosses in a split wishbone. ;D ::)

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/prod_speedway3_zpsa82db8cd.jpg) (http://s72.photobucket.com/user/Delmonico_1885/media/prod_speedway3_zpsa82db8cd.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on November 30, 2013, 07:27:48 PM
Deke starts pickin' out "Hot Rod Lincoln" on an old steel geetar..... ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 30, 2013, 08:57:37 PM
Delmonico tosses in an old 45 RPM record.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e58NJU5B3v8[/youtube]
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: The Trinity Kid on December 01, 2013, 12:45:13 AM
Kid cranks it up to 78RPMs...... ::) ;D   That oughta liven things up a bit around here.

--TK
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on December 01, 2013, 08:20:31 AM
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/Cars/HRL1_zpsc46b5246.png) (http://s72.photobucket.com/user/Delmonico_1885/media/Cars/HRL1_zpsc46b5246.png.html)

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/Cars/hot_rod_lincoln_3_zps44b54199.jpg) (http://s72.photobucket.com/user/Delmonico_1885/media/Cars/hot_rod_lincoln_3_zps44b54199.jpg.html)

Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: The Trinity Kid on December 01, 2013, 08:26:57 PM
Drool........in the pot that is.    Nice lookin' car, too. ::) ::)

--TK
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on December 01, 2013, 08:31:25 PM
Majer throws in a tangled mess of outdoors Christmas lights...CALL!!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on December 01, 2013, 08:39:27 PM
After the drool.......I fold.

Starts a new pot with a bid of 3 leftover brownies from Thursday.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on December 02, 2013, 07:53:57 AM
Delmonico folds cause he hates puttin' up Christmas lights tangled or not and he suspects the brownies was a Betty Crocker mix.

He goes out to the hitchin' post and gets in Ol' Charly's Hot Rod Lincoln, does a burn out and tosses horse poop into the saloon. ::) :P
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on December 02, 2013, 11:12:06 AM
Nope, homemade brownies with pecans.......glad you left, 'cause I like 'em!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Angel_Eyes on December 02, 2013, 12:44:42 PM
Newbie to the card game ante's up a workshop manual for the flat-head V8!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on December 02, 2013, 12:55:04 PM
Newbie to the card game ante's up a workshop manual for the flat-head V8!

Delmonico comes back, looks at the manual and tosses it in the alley and says, "count again." ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Blair on December 02, 2013, 01:17:07 PM
Was the Hot Rod pink slip and actual ante to the pot, or just the photos of the Rod?
Blair
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Angel_Eyes on December 03, 2013, 02:51:19 AM
Manual picks himself up and checks,,,,,,,,,,,,his big machete!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on December 03, 2013, 07:47:47 AM
Delmonico lets him get in the rumble seat and takes him out to the sugar cane field and drops him off. ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on December 03, 2013, 09:07:18 AM
Hopefully he still has his machete.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on December 03, 2013, 09:33:45 AM
Hopefully he still has his machete.

Delmonico tosses a corn knife into the pot. 
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on December 05, 2013, 05:04:59 PM
...tosses in a flat owl that he hit today [tore the side mirror right off my work car]  :P
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on December 05, 2013, 09:50:57 PM
Delmonico tosses an old Ivory Johnson Owl Head into the pot. ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on December 08, 2013, 12:16:33 PM
Tosses on of those new-fangled busted cell phones on the table.......don't even ask how that happened.  8)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: The Trinity Kid on December 08, 2013, 06:50:25 PM
One of my friends got so mad at her phone that she threw it at a cinder block wall...  Went from Blackberry, to cobbler.  I'll put the cobbler in the pot, too.

--TK
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on December 13, 2013, 09:11:48 AM
Delmonico tosses a string and two tin cans into the pot.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on December 13, 2013, 02:54:06 PM
Deke chases off the goat trying to get the two tin cans.......it looked like Nancy Pelosi.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Gus Walker on December 13, 2013, 03:11:59 PM
Gus puts up a like new only driven it church on sundays ex state cop crown vic convertible........
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on December 13, 2013, 04:07:09 PM
Delmonico tosses in a 66 VW Convertible with custom safety device and custom paint.

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/farm/mmm-1.jpg) (http://s72.photobucket.com/user/Delmonico_1885/media/farm/mmm-1.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: The Trinity Kid on December 13, 2013, 05:46:04 PM
 Trinity Kid puts in....whatever this is...... ???

--TK
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on December 23, 2013, 09:46:28 AM
Deacon clears the table and puts out 2 big plates of Christmas cookies! Merry Christmas youse guys! Somebody grab some coffee and cold milk!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Stu Kettle on December 23, 2013, 01:34:30 PM
Stu scoots his chair over to the stove, retrieves the coffee pot & says: "Somebody grab me a cup, I can't seem to get out of his chair."
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on December 24, 2013, 02:35:54 PM
What size cup, perhaps a D cup?
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on December 24, 2013, 02:38:42 PM
By Bill Hirschi
You know, I've never been much for shopping
In fact I try to stay away from town -
Except when shipping time comes,
I ain't easily found.

But the day came when I had to go
And I left the kids with Ma.
But before I left, she asked me,
"Would you pick me up a bra?"

Without thinkin' I said "sure,"
How tough could that job be?
I bent down and kissed her
and said, "I'll be back by three."

Well, when I done the things I needed
I started to regret
Ever offering to buy that thing,
I was working up a sweat.

I crossed the street to the ladies shop
With my hat pulled over my eyes,
I wasn't takin' any chances
On bein' recognized.

I walked right up to the sales clerk
I didn't hem or haw.
I told the lady right straight out,
"Ma'am, I'm here to buy a bra."

From behind I heard some snickers
So I turned around to see
At least fifteen women in the store,
And they's all gawkin' at me!

"What kind would you be looking for?"
"Well," I just scratched my head.
I'd only seen one kind before
"Thought bras was bras," I said.

She gives me a disgusted look
"Well sir, that's where you're wrong.
Come with me," I heard her say,
And like a dog, I tagged along.

She took me down this alley
Where bras was on display.
Well I thought my jaw'd hit the floor
When I seen that lingerie.

They had all these different styles
That I'd not seen before -
I thought that I'd go crazy
'fore I left that women's store.

They had bras you wear for eighteen hours,
And bras that cross your heart.
There was bras that lift and separate,
And that was just the start.

They had bras that made you feel
Like you weren't wearing one at all.
And bras that you can train in
When you start off when you're small.

Well, I finally made my mind up
Picked a black and lacy one.
I told the lady,
"Bag it up," And figured I was done.

But then she asked me for the size.
I didn't hesitate.
I knew them measurements by heart,
"Six and seven eighths."

"Six and seven eighths, well sir,
That really isn't right."
"Oh yes ma'am, I'm positive,
I just measured them last night."

I thought that she'd go into shock,
Musta took her by surprise.
When I told her that my wife's bust
Was the same as my hat size.

"That's what I use to measure with,
I figured it was fair;
But If I'm wrong I'm sorry ma'am."
This drew another stare.

By now a crowd had gathered
And they's all crackin' up.
When the lady asked to see my hat,
To measure for the cup.

When she finally had it figured
I gave the gal her pay
I turned to leave the store,
Tipped my hat and said, "Good day."

My wife heard the whole story
'fore I ever made it home.
She'd talked to fifteen women
Who'd called her on the phone.

She was still a-laughin'
But by then I didn't care.
Now she don't ask and I don't shop
For no more women's underwear.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on December 24, 2013, 02:59:55 PM
In keepin' with the spirit of poetry:

What I want's
a girl so big and fat,
that when ya go to hug her,
you don't know where you're at!

So you take a piece of chalk
in your hand, and make a mark
where you began.

One day, I was huggin'
and a chalkin',
and beggin; her to be my bride....

I met a feller with a piece of chalk
in his hand,
oh no, he was comin' round the other side!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on January 20, 2014, 02:01:00 PM
Happy New Year! New pot, ante up boys. I toss in a bunch of empty .45 Colt brass.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: dwight55 on January 23, 2014, 07:03:43 AM
I started to say I'd throw in an armload of firewood, . . . case anybody was cold, . . . but have to renigg on that, . . . it's below zero here again.

Just soon as I get the stove cleaned out, . . . I'll put in a bucket of ashes, . . . y'all can keep the bucket too.

May God bless,
Dwight
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on January 25, 2014, 02:54:15 PM
Slim throws in a bucket of creosote from the stovepipe.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on February 08, 2014, 07:36:56 PM
Pokes the creosote with a worn to the nub #2 pencil with no eraser.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on March 28, 2014, 07:57:21 PM
New pot Boys! I'm tossin' an old Smith and Wesson cleaning rod in!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: The Trinity Kid on March 29, 2014, 05:28:59 PM
I'll toss in an uncomfortable bus chair.  Like new, only been sat in for 10 hours!

--TK
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on April 17, 2015, 02:15:42 AM
Trinity,

I'll see your bus chair and toss in a pair of crutches.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on April 17, 2015, 04:03:58 PM
FOLD I don't want any crutches
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on April 17, 2015, 05:12:58 PM
Neither do I ;D

But it beats a walker (not a pistol)

Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on April 17, 2015, 07:02:50 PM
I'll toss in an old cap gun!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on April 19, 2015, 11:59:53 PM
And a roll of used caps ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Dan Gerous on April 20, 2015, 08:22:58 PM
Dan Gerous throws in a pair of imaginary antlers from the buck that got away. Trust me, they were HUGE!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on November 01, 2015, 10:06:24 PM
Time for a new deal,everyone ante up...(Majer throws in a bushel of oak leaves)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Russ T Chambers on November 02, 2015, 06:41:33 AM
I'll match that with a couple garbage bags of pine needles!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on November 02, 2015, 08:29:06 AM
I'll throw in a couple of cups of stale coffee.   :-X
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Good Troy on November 02, 2015, 02:26:43 PM
Good Troy puts in a sack full of bite-sized skiddles,  and a dozen spent 45-70 cartridges with split case mouths.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: PJ Hardtack on November 02, 2015, 05:49:02 PM
Man, you guys must really be bored .... ;>) 

I just got back from hunting. Got snowed on briefly before the sun came out. Didn't find anything other than fresh sign, but it sure beats cabin fever.
A walk in the woods with a Sharps carbine beats ANY card hand, any day of the week.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on November 02, 2015, 06:48:26 PM
You got that right! Okay, i will put on a fresh pot of GOOD coffee!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 02, 2015, 07:37:02 PM
Man, you guys must really be bored .... ;>) 

I just got back from hunting. Got snowed on briefly before the sun came out. Didn't find anything other than fresh sign, but it sure beats cabin fever.
A walk in the woods with a Sharps carbine beats ANY card hand, any day of the week.

Delmonico wanders in, sees the above post, laughs and decides to come back later.    ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on November 02, 2015, 08:24:28 PM
Del,Get back here, we need a grouchy Ol coosey to cook for us...  ;D ;)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 02, 2015, 08:41:21 PM
Del,Get back here, we need a grouchy Ol coosey to cook for us...  ;D ;)

No, I'm not here cause I'm havin' fun elsewhere.    ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 04, 2015, 10:40:39 AM
Delmonico comes in, doesn't see any hanging fresh meat and so he sends Bob Ballard to find some of that Spam lost in the North Atlantic.    ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Russ T Chambers on November 04, 2015, 01:04:31 PM
Del, You can call Bob back!  I think I’ve got all that lost Spam in my email in-box.  Do you want it tossed in the pot?
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 04, 2015, 01:23:21 PM
May as well, don't look like we're gonna get no fresh meat.   
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Russ T Chambers on November 04, 2015, 01:31:05 PM
Got enough here to cover both me and Del.  Eeewww, the thought of being covered in spam! :o :o
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on November 04, 2015, 01:34:21 PM
Russ, which would you rather do? be covered with spam or play strip poker with whoopie goldberg,barbara walters and hillery clinton?

Majer throws 100 gallons of eye& mind bleach into the pot.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 04, 2015, 01:48:43 PM
Delmonico goes and pukes in the pot. :P
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Russ T Chambers on November 04, 2015, 03:14:09 PM
Major, I think that would qualify as a good argument for assisted life termination!  Anyone have Dr. Jack Kevorkian’s phone number?  Oops, he’s not taking calls anymore!  Guess I’ll have to toss in a bushel of Prozac and hope it takes effect before the other game starts!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: pony express on November 04, 2015, 05:11:31 PM
Majer, 100 gallons isn't enough. I'll see your 100 gallons and raise you another 100. and 10 bars of lye soap.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on November 04, 2015, 06:08:14 PM
That's the scariest thing I have heard since finding out the Major ha a picture of Rosie Odonell in a string bikini above his reloading bench!  Throws the whole pot out the back door and sees even the coyotes won't touch it! New pot goes in with some good chili in it!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on November 04, 2015, 06:16:20 PM
That's the scariest thing I have heard since finding out the Major ha a picture of Rosie Odonell in a string bikini above his reloading bench!  Throws the whole pot out the back door

That's not a string bikini. it's fat lines,I was going to use it for a target, but the bullets kept veering off of course,I tried to burn it but the flame kept running away,I finally put it in the reloading shed to keep the mice away...only thing that's worked
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 04, 2015, 06:56:06 PM
They have a copy of that in every ER, go take the blue pill and go in after 4 hours and they'll drag it out.  A friend who is an ER nurse told me that. :o
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 04, 2015, 06:57:00 PM
That's the scariest thing I have heard since finding out the Major ha a picture of Rosie Odonell in a string bikini above his reloading bench!  Throws the whole pot out the back door and sees even the coyotes won't touch it! New pot goes in with some good chili in it!

With or with out, please tell me without and that you use real meat. ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: pony express on November 04, 2015, 08:51:54 PM
Yeah, that old pot was pretty well ruined-not sure if even the 200 gallons of bleach and the lye soap would save it.

I'll throw in some corn chips to go with the chili (likes corn chips better than crackers with chili-either with or without)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 04, 2015, 10:02:04 PM
If the spoon won't stand it ain't done.   You can scoop it up with the chips. 


Delmonico tosses in a pint of his chili powder.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Good Troy on November 05, 2015, 07:35:38 AM
I'll throw in a can of Beano, and a VCR tape of "Blazing Saddles".
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 05, 2015, 09:02:09 AM
Delmonico tosses in an Edo period Japanese painting.

Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Russ T Chambers on November 05, 2015, 09:12:54 AM
As Del has made this pot an Arts collection, I’ll make it literature too and toss in a copy of Robert Heinlein’s Beyond This Horizon. Remember:

“An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.”
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 05, 2015, 01:29:58 PM
Delmonico tosses some gas masks into the pot. ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on November 05, 2015, 03:55:12 PM
Chili con carne it is, and good enough for the spoon to stand! Now who's got some good cheddar?
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Russ T Chambers on November 05, 2015, 04:00:16 PM
Hey Del, weren't those guys in the bar scene in Star Wars?   ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 05, 2015, 04:00:43 PM
Just remember, safety first. :o
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on November 06, 2015, 08:45:20 PM
Slim throws the following in the pot.
(http://www.space538.org/sites/default/files/photos/wonka1.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 06, 2015, 11:47:35 PM
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/Meme/download_zpsoj2sochx.png) (http://s72.photobucket.com/user/Delmonico_1885/media/Meme/download_zpsoj2sochx.png.html)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Russ T Chambers on November 07, 2015, 02:33:09 PM
I know it’s not even Thanksgiving yet, but I’ve got a mess of Christmas lights I know won’t light up, so I’ll toss them in the pot so someone has plenty of time to find the bulb that’s burned out!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on November 07, 2015, 06:46:40 PM
I think I may have gotten a little enthusiastic on the chili...........the wooden spoon just caught fire.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 07, 2015, 08:19:33 PM
Don't know what to tell you. ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 07, 2015, 08:21:23 PM
Delmonico tosses some smut into the pot.   :o
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 08, 2015, 02:20:54 PM
Delmonico comes into the tread, sees there is still no fresh meat and decides they will have to have this for supper.   :P
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Russ T Chambers on November 08, 2015, 03:53:43 PM
I've got some leftover cat food (Garfield loves lasagna).  I’ll toss some of it into the pot!  The rest is mine!!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 08, 2015, 04:40:37 PM
Delmonico tosses in a Sail Possum.    ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: pony express on November 08, 2015, 05:39:53 PM
There's another possum like that just up the road, been tenderizing a few days now, I'll throw it in too. Or maybe it was a coon. Hard to tell now. Just for sure it wasn't an armadillo, 'cause it's got hair.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: The Trinity Kid on November 08, 2015, 10:54:24 PM
The Trinity Kid walks in after a long foray into the hills, scratches a stubled chin and tosses in a bowl of noodles.

--TK
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 09, 2015, 01:32:34 PM
Delmonico comes in, still don't see the promised fresh meat and heads to see if Wal-Mart has any sales. ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on November 29, 2015, 07:49:03 PM
Not to sure about the way this meal is going, sooooooo, how bout some leftover peach cobbler?
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on November 29, 2015, 08:31:07 PM
Delmonico sits and waits to see what happens.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on July 01, 2016, 11:36:45 PM
Modoc wanders back in after a good walkabout and adds last year's deer tag and a Hexagenia.  :P
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on July 02, 2016, 03:15:04 PM
WE DOAN NEED ANY MORE FLIES IN HERE...I FOLD!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Scattered Thumbs on July 02, 2016, 03:41:29 PM
WE DOAN NEED ANY MORE FLIES IN HERE...I FOLD!

What am I supposed to do with this pint of castor oil now? Drink it??  :o
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on July 02, 2016, 05:50:12 PM
I double dawg dare ya  ;D ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Scattered Thumbs on July 02, 2016, 06:31:16 PM
I hate to drink alone.  8)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on July 02, 2016, 07:53:54 PM
Ask Modoc
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on July 02, 2016, 08:13:16 PM
Delmonico tosses a basket of prunes on the table. 
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on July 02, 2016, 08:53:15 PM
I'm stayin' upwind of y'all! Found some old .22 hulls for the kitty!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on July 03, 2016, 01:04:46 AM
I'm stayin' upwind of y'all! Found some old .22 hulls for the kitty!

Kitty?  Durn fool thinks this is Facebook with all this kitty stuff.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: litl rooster on July 03, 2016, 05:16:12 PM
I fold.... Another crappy hand;)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on July 03, 2016, 06:40:44 PM
Kitty?  Durn fool thinks this is Facebook with all this kitty stuff.

Man alive! Feller tries to give some valyooable 22 hulls and gets run over!  ;)
I'm just gonna sit here with some hot cookies and cold milk my Missus just fixed!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on July 05, 2016, 11:04:08 PM
Man alive! Feller tries to give some valyooable 22 hulls and gets run over!  ;)
I'm just gonna sit here with some hot cookies and cold milk my Missus just fixed!

Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on July 05, 2016, 11:05:43 PM
Demonico tosses in some welding rod.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on July 05, 2016, 11:11:23 PM
Majer throws in a bucket of prop wash. ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: The Trinity Kid on July 06, 2016, 05:12:09 PM
Majer throws in a bucket of prop wash. ;D

TK adds some flight line to that one. ::)

--TK
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on July 06, 2016, 09:00:41 PM
I toss in a used cell-stretcher.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on July 07, 2016, 02:22:32 PM
Delmonico comes in, sits down and orders a bottle of Moxie.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Scattered Thumbs on July 08, 2016, 04:28:25 PM
ST tosses an empty bottle of Black Jack, opens a new one and pours himself a night cap.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: The Trinity Kid on August 06, 2016, 11:34:51 PM
TK has a parcel delivered, which is opened and the contents tossed into the pot.  Because who wouldn't want to win a bunch of government junk.  ::)

--TK
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on August 07, 2016, 03:44:48 PM
No junk here, I'm addin' a Peach Pie the Missus made last night! Ifin yer good I'll add ice cream!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on October 03, 2016, 12:28:17 AM
Probably Blue Bell and we are going to die from eating it. ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on September 28, 2018, 11:19:27 PM
Since it's been almost 2 years, I'll raise some pumpkin spice cawfee( :-X :-X ) and see how fast Del folds.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Slamfire on September 30, 2018, 03:07:59 AM
 Well what the heck ,,I'll up " 2 lady's garters ",,,,( ?? found 'm ) if y'a don't know what they are ,, your to young for this hand .



  smoke'm if y'a got'm ,, Hootmix .      how bout a shot of Black ,,  ( grin 'n like a fox ).
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Crow Choker on September 30, 2018, 05:42:41 PM
I'll call and raise ya all with 1# of beef bacon, one bale of straw, and a six pack of Schlitz!  ::) ::) ;D

(Note: I actually bought a Remington 514 single shot 22 LR rifle with the above and I believe there was several other items tossed in the deal also (believe $2-3 dollars was included). Many moons ago, late in 1969 or so, a few friends and I were congregating at the garage of a friend. The garage served as a place to go when the local gins mills were closed, after hours, or when there wasn't any other place to go (town of a 1000).  Anyway, after the consumption of a "few" (??) adult beverages I tried to buy the Rem 514 from the friend who had the garage. No monetary figure could be reached, so when he finally asked me what I'd give him for it, I rattled off the above plus a few other non-remembered items. Still have the rifle, served as my main coon huntin weapon for quite a while. Jubal, you were there, maybe ya can recall all the other items.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on September 30, 2018, 07:53:45 PM
I'm in this hand with some empty Berdan primer brass!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: The Trinity Kid on September 30, 2018, 10:09:39 PM
I'll toss in an overpriced textbook that I didn't need to buy.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on September 03, 2019, 10:36:56 PM
Time to revive tha Card Game, I'll raise Ya a double hand full of split nickle .38 Special Starline brass.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on September 04, 2019, 07:02:37 PM
What's so special about cracked cases?

DELMONICO tosses in a 3 day old Burger King Taco and an Impossible Whopper.😳
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on September 04, 2019, 08:23:39 PM
They's special cus theys shiny
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on September 04, 2019, 08:51:34 PM
I'll toss in a lego land mines one of the g'kids left on the floor.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on September 04, 2019, 11:38:39 PM
DELMONICO tosses an 8 track tape of the Partridge Family in the pot.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: The Trinity Kid on September 05, 2019, 02:03:32 PM
The kid tosses a cracked bedframe into the pot.

--TK
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on September 05, 2019, 03:48:48 PM
DELMONICO tosses in a sock with holes in it, but doesn't toss in a little brown puppy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, yet.  >:(
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on December 01, 2019, 09:01:10 PM
Modoc is ready to toss in a ?Young Gun Boy?, but won?t to keep momma happy.  Instead I?ll toss in California flatlanders trying to drive on snow  :o
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on December 02, 2019, 09:30:37 AM
Sorry, californians aren't legal tender in this card game ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on December 02, 2019, 10:25:58 AM
Okay, I?ll replace the Californians with a scrum of Oregonians doing the same thing.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on December 02, 2019, 12:04:24 PM
 >:( >:(Not a lot of difference there. ::) ::)
I'll raise a slightly used Blackhawk Serpa holster with powder burns inside.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: wildman1 on December 02, 2019, 06:10:22 PM
Ought ta throw in the "powder burned" pants to go with it.   ::)
wM1
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on December 02, 2019, 06:31:17 PM
I was only given the holster, I really didn't want the pants...They were full. :o :o
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on December 03, 2019, 08:47:56 AM
Delmonico tosses in the left over mashed taters that are still in the icebox.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: The Trinity Kid on December 04, 2019, 10:03:55 AM
The Kid tosses in a knee-high pile of accumulated homework from the past 18 months.

--TK
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Russ T Chambers on December 04, 2019, 05:23:30 PM
I see your pile of home work and raise you: Recovering a glut of electronics squirreled up by a power outage, removal of eight inches of gnarly white stuff in the driveway and on the side walks (All caused by the sn*w that hit the night we left Reno for Oregon).
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Modoc on December 08, 2019, 09:07:50 PM
I?ll see you 8? of white stuff and raise a full 5? rain gauge that blew off the fence. ;) ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on December 08, 2019, 09:27:00 PM
I'm out, I don't want any more of that frozen evil white stuff.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on December 08, 2019, 09:55:00 PM
I'll add an EKG electrode patch I found in my underwear in the hamper. ::)

Let it snow, I have food, tea bags and coffee for up to a month and will send someone for puppy chow.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: litl rooster on December 17, 2019, 07:54:34 PM
Steaks 🥩  got high in this game.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on December 17, 2019, 08:33:49 PM
Nobody said we were having steaks.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on December 18, 2019, 08:14:10 PM
Puts some januwine tube steaks on the grill!
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Russ T Chambers on December 18, 2019, 08:45:07 PM
I'll see that with some Steak Diane leftovers.  Steak in one cast iron skillet  with butter and garlic.  Sauce in a smaller cast cast skillet with shallots, mushrooms, more garlic,that Worcestershire stuff and  more butter,  oops almost for got the brandy.  (There wouldn't have been any leftovers except I use a ten oz. steak instead of a six ouncer.  That was supper last night.
The wife's in Wisconsin for three weeks so I get to over eat ;D
Need to cut back ::)  :-\::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on December 22, 2019, 11:52:42 PM
Delmonico tosses in a couple used drainage tubes. :P

Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on December 23, 2019, 07:36:35 AM
I fold.  ::)

Slim
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: The Trinity Kid on December 26, 2019, 01:05:47 AM
I fold.  ::)

Slim

The Kid contemplates tossing in a plane ticket to San Antonio, TX, but decides folding may be a better option.

--TK
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on December 26, 2019, 09:24:13 PM
Yer learnin Kid... ;) ;)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on December 27, 2019, 01:16:01 PM
Delmonico tosses in his and hers walkers.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on December 28, 2019, 11:49:06 AM
Slim tosses in a broken fence rail.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on December 29, 2019, 05:16:51 AM
Delmonico tosses in a gait belt that is no longer needed.😜
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on December 30, 2019, 09:54:29 PM
Major throws in a leaking radiator from a 2005 Saturn Vue.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on December 31, 2019, 02:39:11 AM
Delmonico is surprised it's not the whole car.🙄
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on December 31, 2019, 06:50:44 PM
I have to get my Mom a replacement before I can throw the whole car in.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on December 31, 2019, 10:57:21 PM
I've had a couple of cars like that over the years.
I'll throw in some leftover Christmas cookies to start the new year.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on January 01, 2020, 01:22:04 AM
Delmonico tosses in the fruit cocktail they tried to pawn off on him at lunch, he's still having nightmares about the pineapple and the peaches abusing the pears and the poor
lonely cherry.🤮
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on March 19, 2020, 05:13:06 PM
Delmonico comes in, coughs on the cards and leaves.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on March 19, 2020, 09:46:27 PM
Majer walks in wearing a NBC suit and places a half empty container of clorox wipes on the pot.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on March 20, 2020, 10:33:35 AM
Some guy with a "I ♡ Walmart" bumper sticker comes in and steal the wipes.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on March 20, 2020, 10:40:34 AM
Walmart lover gets knee capped and the wipes go back on the table. :o ;D ;D
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on March 20, 2020, 09:49:31 PM
Delmonico comes in again and pharts loud enough to cover the cough. :o
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on March 20, 2020, 11:52:26 PM
 :o :o :o
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: The Trinity Kid on March 21, 2020, 12:26:47 AM
The kid tosses in a bag of stroopwaffles.

--TK
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Delmonico on March 21, 2020, 02:24:13 AM
Delmonico tosses in some Gouda cheese to go with the stroopwaffles and tosses in a knife to cut the cheese. ::)
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: The Trinity Kid on August 03, 2020, 12:53:07 AM
The kid shuffles some new cards and starts the pot off with a disc golf frisbee thing and a bottle of pain pills from throwing his shoulder out.

—TK
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: DeaconKC on August 03, 2020, 07:44:26 PM
Brings in a dozen day old donuts
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Major E A Sterner on August 03, 2020, 10:57:52 PM
Major throws in some sugar free lime jello...a 4 pack.
Title: Re: The "Card Game"
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on August 04, 2020, 07:16:15 AM
Slim throws in a can of canned crab meat.