There was once a great Cajun Detective that was called into the office of the Lake Charles Police Chiefs office one day.
the chief said "Leroy, there is illegal gambling on Rooster fights going on out in the swamps, it's cutting into the legal gamblin man. Go down there and see what you can find out, they neva noe you to be one of us."
"No prob boss, Leroy, he finds out wut you need to know" Says Leroy and out he goes.
Week or two goes by and Leroy shows up at de Chief's office
"Boss, I got the groups in the Rooster fights... It's the Cajuns, the Aggies and the Mob"
"How you know Leroy??" Asks the chief
"Well I know the Cajuns in on it cuz they put a big mean Rooster in the Ring. Only a Cajun could raise a Rooster like dat."
"Then I knows the Aggies out dere cuz they put a Duck in the ring next"
Chief says "Weell Leroy that makes sense but how you knows the mob out dere?"
Leroy smiles and says
"De duck....He WON"