I need a vacation from my wife, she bought bagels from the local store bakery last night, late afternoon sale, they had 4 with cheese on the. Just asked me if I wanted a couple Jalapeno ones, "No, why would I want F*ed up bagels?

Just because I like the J peppers where they belong don't mean I want them on everything. And that's after I had to take off my headphones.

I guess they got tossed or I will after they mold. So she put peanut butter and bologna on the cheddar and asiago ones and ruins them.

I want plain white bagels with cream cheese and smoked salmon on them, dang yuppies again, they ruin everything they touch, go look at new pickups.

Need to get me some lump charcoal and a hunk of salmon from Cosco and smoke it and bag it..

Been locked up since got back from the 2019 Muster and Rowdy was so bad we didn't go far At least she goes to the Yuppie coffee house with her friend a lot, what she does since she don't drink coffee is beyond me, she's missing out on their free range organic coffee.
