Howdy! I'm Bruce The Moose! My boss, The Arapaho Kid, has hired me to clean up your Chris-Mess. Unfortunately the Grinch broke into my truck and stole all my cleaning gear, but he left me this one roll of paper. I think I can do a pretty good job with it. If you like my service and would like to have me come back again, my toll free is 1-800-CLEAN-UP.