Author Topic: A true made up tale of the west... (Read 122101 times)

Trinity · « **Reply #40 on:** April 14, 2005, 06:51:28 PM »

"Dern, Slim! Loooks lahk we need ta learn ya somethin'!"

Cherokee Jem · « **Reply #41 on:** April 14, 2005, 11:30:41 PM »

Upon reaching the flatlands, our gang stops to have a rest and make coffee. Jem chews a piece of jerky as he waits for the coffee to boil... "Hey guys, yall see them buzzards up on the hill side?" Should we take a look?"

Jem

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #42 on:** April 15, 2005, 11:14:46 AM »

"Probably. It might be some politician that needs burying."

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Delmonico · « **Reply #43 on:** April 15, 2005, 07:07:51 PM »

Delmonico comes ridin' up on his mule to see if them 3 has shot themselves in the foot yet or they other guy in the arse.

Dern it Slim, don't ya know nuthin' buzzards don't eat poly-teat-ions, pro-fess-in-al court-ass-ee.

Sides that what ever it is will be yucky and smell bad, you go check on yer kids in wissy-con-sion and let the kid go up and check.

litl rooster · « **Reply #44 on:** April 15, 2005, 07:47:49 PM »

Excuse me just happened by, musta missed the liquor.....Smelled the cofffeee cooking hope I could spell ole Dos and get a drink of that Arbuckles....Del you don't need to Hold the Hoglegg on me I will drink it on my own. Slim buzzard do a fine job on the remains of Polyticians no need to bury them

Delmonico · « **Reply #45 on:** April 15, 2005, 08:22:40 PM »

"I'll put this hog-leg away when I'm sure ya ain't gonna put no foo foo flavors in yer coffee, last fella that did I let Trinity tie him up and drag hin through the cactus a while, well Trinity got ta drinkin' and drug hig to far. He done wore 8 feet of ma good rope.

And I dispute the fact buzzareds eat poly-teat-ions, only dung beetles do that.

Trinity · « **Reply #46 on:** April 15, 2005, 10:21:16 PM »

"Ya know... Ah thank Ah 'member that feller! Ah shore don' lahk nothin' but coffee flavored coffee. That's how it was made and that's how it should taste!"

Cherokee Jem · « **Reply #47 on:** April 16, 2005, 12:55:12 AM »

Jem gets up, throws the drags of the coffee over his shoulder, and gets on his horse. He soon lights out to check what is causing the buzzards to circle. He checks his colt, leaves the trail thong loose, and rides up the mountain...

Trinity · « **Reply #48 on:** April 16, 2005, 01:04:17 AM »

In the meantime, from camp Trinity beads in on one of the buzzards with his rifle and squeezes the trigger. It drops from the sky... right onto Jem.

litl rooster · « **Reply #49 on:** April 16, 2005, 03:28:27 AM »

Not to worry about the Foo Foo flavoring, is it alll right if I remove this floating horse hoe from the pot?....Trinty you need to sight that rifle in better you dern near hit Jem in the arse...Besiders them Virginia Eagles r tenderizing that carcass for the dung beatles

Cherokee Jem · « **Reply #50 on:** April 16, 2005, 07:59:58 AM »

Curses down at Trinity, and removes the feathers from his cap. Damn it... "YOU SHOOT AT ME ANY MORE, AND ILL SPIKE YOUR WHISKEY WITH GUN OIL!!!!" Fires his Sharps, obliterating the coffee pot and covering his camp mates with coffee dregs...

Trinity · « **Reply #51 on:** April 16, 2005, 05:30:56 PM »

"Ah weren't shootin' at him! Ah were shootin' at what Ah shot!"

Delmonico · « **Reply #52 on:** April 16, 2005, 05:39:15 PM »

Realizin' the youngster is still learnin' Delmonico ropes him and ties him up.

An older fella would be buried to his neck and then 'lasses would be poured on his head, to feed the ants.

Instead Delmonico gets a funnel and a pint of castor oil.

When the cramps and the noises end, Delmonico turns him loose with a warnin' about messin' with a cook and the cookin'.

The poop smell is so bad it even gags Trinity.

Trinity · « **Reply #53 on:** April 16, 2005, 05:48:03 PM »

Trinity watches with fond recollection. Not that he remembers fondly, but he is happy it is no longer him that Delmonico is picking on with that danged castor oil of his!!!

With that he tilts his hed back and takes a deep swallow of corn squeezin's.

Del... That tintype Ah promised will be on its way soon...

Cherokee Jem · « **Reply #54 on:** April 16, 2005, 10:57:44 PM »

After washing his clothing and self in a creek, Jem saddles the big sorrel, and heads out hunting. He comes across a badly shot up corpse, obviously killed with a shotgun. Jem rushes back to camp with the news, only to find Trinity drunk, Del sleeping, and no sign of anyone else....

Trinity · « **Reply #55 on:** April 17, 2005, 01:42:33 PM »

Trinity awakens and sits up. He shakes the rest of the sleep from his head and looks over at his bedroll still rolled up at the chuckwagon. Smiling to himself he mutters under his breath: "Mah baid's gonna laist longer than them other fellers', heh heh!"

Standing evokes a litany of creaks and cracks from his bones.

No one is in camp, but it seems that Del. has replaced the coffee pot which Trinity puts to immediate use.

litl rooster · « **Reply #56 on:** April 17, 2005, 02:39:13 PM »

Sorry, fellas had to track Dos down. Forgot to hobble him... Well would of had a second cup of that coffee but, see now the pot sprung a leak. Jem what were the Buzzards peckin' at? (Dos wanders off again the buzzards will have him) Well I've got to get on down to Dry Gulch, I've got a couple of pairs wander off, or Rustled. Either way I've got to track em' down...Thanks for the coffee...(drawing up the saddle cinch and tying saddle bags.. Foot in the... stirup and a cluck...we lope out of sight) Yelling back to the camp...If you don't see me pass by in a couple of days , send out the Marshall>>>ADIOS

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #57 on:** April 18, 2005, 10:04:06 AM »

Slim walks into camp from his morning constitutional.

"Jem, did ya find what the buzzards are after?" Slim pours himself a cup of coffee.

Cherokee Jem · « **Reply #58 on:** April 18, 2005, 10:08:56 AM »

yea gents, somebody didn't like that guy...He was shot with a shotgun...I buried him, so lets head out soon.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #59 on:** April 18, 2005, 10:17:41 AM »

Was there anything on him that might help indentify him?

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