Ya'll ain't got enough sense to not pick on a Cosie, well there is the other side of things ya know.
Cookin' ain't an easy life, if anyone should ask,
But cookin' for a cowboy crew, is a down right thankless task.
The eggs get broke, the biscuits burn, the griddle won't get hot,
Try bakin' apple pie some time, when apples you ain't got.
I fixed the boys all French cusine, with fancy wine and such,
The alll held the guts and moaned, they didn't like it much.
The boss he held his plate aloft, as if he fished it from a sewer,
And they all said my meal tasted like somethin' that means manure.
They hurt my feelings they did, I almost walked away,
Then I remembered revenge is sweet, they'll be another day.
The idea it came to me in the middle of a drunk,
I'd fix those ignorant cowboys, I'd feed them all a skunk.
One day I found a polecat layin' in the road,
I boiled him up that afternoon, along with a horny toad.
That night I piled their tin plates high, just for a joke,
Them heathens ate it all and stretched out for a smoke.
Cookie they said, you finally learnt to cook,
Can I have the recipe, did you get it from a book.
They never found out and I ain't tolt them yet,
'Bout the night the feasted on critters, tha ought not be et.
Cookin' is a thankless task, it's not an easy life,
But be thankful that I ain't yer wife.
BTW this is called The Cooks Revenge and I can do it by memory
Plus one more by memory
Carnation Milk, the best in the lan',
Comes to you in a tin can.
No teats to pull, no hay to pitch,
Just punch a hole in the son-a-b......