FINNEGAN, how could you move the story of our everyday lives, loves, challenges, and triumphs to The Tall Tales wire?
It's ALL TRUE, so help me, Hannah! Not a word of fiction (well maybe just that one word) in the whole thread.
I'm so ashamed that you put us over here with them prevaricators, tall tale tellers, yarn spinners, and outright liars.
Folks will think I'm a politician, Enron executive, or fiction writer if I have to stay in this crowd.
I'll never be able to show my face at the Honest Abe Lodge again.
I couldn't stand the shame.