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Offline El Peludo

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Re: Whal if this ain't the sorriest bunch o' . . .
« Reply #20 on: November 08, 2006, 12:51:34 AM »
Miz Calamity, it's real nice to hear from you, again.  I was thinkin' 'bout checkin' your web site just the other day, to see if you were still a kickin', or hadn't broke sumpthin.  Have whatever you want; I'll buy.

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Me bein' kinda new here I gotta wonder why all you guys is treetin' this here purty lady like she's some kinda criminal or sumthin. Do you know somethin I don't?

Key words, here, Chance are -OR SUMTHIN".

Yep, she's sumthin', all right.
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Re: Whal if this ain't the sorriest bunch o' . . .
« Reply #21 on: November 08, 2006, 04:57:25 AM »
Quote from: El Peludo on November 08, 2006, 12:51:34 AM
Key words, here, Chance are -OR SUMTHIN".

Yep, she's sumthin', all right.

C.J. grabs El by the lapels and snarls in his face "Maybe ya oughtta be explainin' 'or sumthin' feller!"
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Re: Whal if this ain't the sorriest bunch o' . . .
« Reply #22 on: November 08, 2006, 05:23:29 AM »
Quote from: Frenchie on November 07, 2006, 06:23:22 PM
It ain't so much 'at Calamity Jane ain't afraid o' nuthin' - it's 'at 'most ever'thin' is afraid o' her! ;D


You mean there is something out there that aint afraid o' her???
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Re: Whal if this ain't the sorriest bunch o' . . .
« Reply #23 on: November 08, 2006, 08:00:30 AM »
Yawn

Mornin' Calam,

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Re: Whal if this ain't the sorriest bunch o' . . .
« Reply #24 on: November 08, 2006, 08:15:57 AM »
Howdy Janey  :-*

Ya been gone sum'ers?  ::)
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Re: Whal if this ain't the sorriest bunch o' . . .
« Reply #25 on: November 08, 2006, 11:44:53 AM »
Quote from: Bucksaw on November 08, 2006, 05:23:29 AM

You mean there is something out there that aint afraid o' her???
;D

Yep,  Ah has a Cannon too!  N My shotgun is a 10ga.

In fairness to Clamey, She's One of Da Guy's. ;D

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Re: Whal if this ain't the sorriest bunch o' . . .
« Reply #26 on: November 08, 2006, 12:06:14 PM »
The only things that ain't afraid of Calam are extinct now.
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Re: Whal if this ain't the sorriest bunch o' . . .
« Reply #27 on: November 08, 2006, 12:37:45 PM »
Mornin' Ma'am.

How's thangs up there in the Great White North?  Shot yer cannon lately?
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Re: Whal if this ain't the sorriest bunch o' . . .
« Reply #28 on: November 08, 2006, 12:49:05 PM »
Quote from: Bucksaw on November 08, 2006, 05:23:29 AM

You mean there is something out there that aint afraid o' her???

If there is, it's 'cause it ain't heard of her yet. Either that, or it figures it might stand an even chance, like the 1st Armored Division or the US Marine Corps, but that's only 'cause their training tells them they can whip all Hell. What they don't know is, Hell is afraid of CJ!  ;D
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Re: Whal if this ain't the sorriest bunch o' . . .
« Reply #29 on: November 08, 2006, 12:50:03 PM »
... Cyrus tips his hat ...

Nice to meet you, CJ, I'm Cyrus.

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Re: Whal if this ain't the sorriest bunch o' . . .
« Reply #30 on: November 08, 2006, 02:26:32 PM »
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C.J. grabs El by the lapels and snarls in his face "Maybe ya oughtta be explainin' 'or sumthin' feller!"

Uh, Er-r, gulp;  Chance said that ("or sumthin"), not me.  All I said was that you really are sumpthin' - like WOW!!!! :-\ ;) ;D
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Re: Whal if this ain't the sorriest bunch o' . . .
« Reply #31 on: November 08, 2006, 07:26:27 PM »
Good answer, Hairy Man; you may survive this encounter, with only severe bruising and a minimum of broken bones.  :D
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Re: Whal if this ain't the sorriest bunch o' . . .
« Reply #32 on: November 08, 2006, 09:03:06 PM »
Hi, Calam, good ta see ya aain!!!  How's Burtha doing??  Got snow up  there yet??  (Snicker, snicker)


Here, have a drink of this, don't know just what it is, but it's got a bite to it.  That guy down there by the end of the bar, the one with the purple face that ain't breathing no more, he tried it and didn't like it too good, but I've had about half a bottle and it gets better with every drink.  Don't mind the rattlesnake head in the bottom, it's just for flavor.

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Re: Whal if this ain't the sorriest bunch o' . . .
« Reply #33 on: November 09, 2006, 10:59:46 AM »
Keep snivellin El, I'm startin ta feel sorry fer ya  ;D

Rattlesnake head? Wonder if that's the one what bit me last week 'n' died  :o
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Re: Whal if this ain't the sorriest bunch o' . . .
« Reply #34 on: November 09, 2006, 01:17:18 PM »
Shoulda known when I heard all the commotion that SHE was somehow involved.  As if the smell weren't enough to give it away.


*Throws CJ a full jug*


Now stay away from the Still CJ.  You know nothin' any good ever comes of you gettin' close to it.



And take them dadblammed skates off and put yer boots and spurs back on.  You just look dang ODD in them things.
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Re: Whal if this ain't the sorriest bunch o' . . .
« Reply #35 on: November 09, 2006, 02:12:46 PM »
You mean them thangs?



I'll keep 'em on thankee - oughtta see what they kin do in a bar fight!  :o
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Re: Whal if this ain't the sorriest bunch o' . . .
« Reply #36 on: November 09, 2006, 02:19:30 PM »
Slim backs away from Calam.  :o
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Re: Whal if this ain't the sorriest bunch o' . . .
« Reply #37 on: November 09, 2006, 03:48:08 PM »
Ohh, this is probably gonna hurt - some. :o :o :o ;D
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Re: Whal if this ain't the sorriest bunch o' . . .
« Reply #38 on: November 09, 2006, 06:34:55 PM »
 :o

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Vicious!

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Re: Whal if this ain't the sorriest bunch o' . . .
« Reply #39 on: November 10, 2006, 04:57:21 AM »
. . . never knew a pair of 10" blades could be so much fun! And so verstile  ;D
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