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CAS TOPICS => The Longbranch => Topic started by: Calamity Jane on November 07, 2006, 04:45:23 AM
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. .. riff-raff I'z seen in quite a spell! ;D
This place sure done got quiet without ol' C.J. 'round to spice it up! Donn see any locked threads, nobody been banned? What's this werld comin to??!! Must be that there "civilization" thang creepin in! :o
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naw just no trouble makers around they all left. Well we thought they had but I see your back :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D
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Well most of the trouble makers have moved to Tall Tales, come on down, we gots a "Group Therapy" thread now. ::)
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Yeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaa! Calam is back! ;D
How's the skating goin'?
Slim
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Bet it's gittin' cold up her way, don't want her skatin' on thin ice.
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Howdy folks!
Skatin's going ok - ain't busted nuthin important yet (mouth still werks!). Time's in short supply, clock's tickin away to competition in the spring 'n' the ol' mare's got a LOT to do yet (a'fore'n she goes out 'n' makes a fool of herownself in front of strangers - course none stranger than this bunch!)
Thin ice? Hell boy, I LIVE on thin ice! ;D
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HOLEY MOLEY! Look what the cat's drug in!!! Sure is good to see ya, gal! Maybe you can liven this bunch up a little! It's been so quiet here, lately, I've been cleaning my guns just to have somethin' to do and now I'm shootin' smoothbores!
:D ;D
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Dang, gal. Looks like they finally turned you out on parole. Glad to have you back.
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Alwright!, howed Ya get loose this time? :o
;D :D ;D
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Marshal harpoluke <--- SMACK!
Ain't nobody calls me "loose" 'n' gets away with it!
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Marshal harpoluke <--- SMACK!
Ain't nobody calls me "loose" 'n' gets away with it!
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Not that kinda loose Clammy, Ah ment howed Ya get out of da houskaw? ;D
Marshal Who duckes this time. ;D
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Harpo, she's got a CANNON!!!
Coulda shot her way out.
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Me bein' kinda new here I gotta wonder why all you guys is treetin' this here purty lady like she's some kinda criminal or sumthin. Do you know somethin I don't?
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Yes! ;D
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Calamity ain't a criminal.... she's CALAMITY!!!
One of a kind, the original, genuine, real McCoy, uncopyable (Is that a real word? Ah, who cares!), master cannon making, ice skating, steam traction engine rebuilding and driving, Calamity Jane.
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Wait'll she finds out ya called her a lady, yer lucky ya live across the big pond. ;D The purdy comment will just get ya in deeper. ::)
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GULP!!!
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It ain't so much 'at Calamity Jane ain't afraid o' nuthin' - it's 'at 'most ever'thin' is afraid o' her! ;D
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Chance,
She is the one and only, genuwine, bonafide, Calamity Jane!
All others out there are mere immitation, wannabes!
Our Calam is the real deal!! ;D
RRio
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I'll bet she's readin' this an GRINNIN'.
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Miz Calamity, it's real nice to hear from you, again. I was thinkin' 'bout checkin' your web site just the other day, to see if you were still a kickin', or hadn't broke sumpthin. Have whatever you want; I'll buy.
Chance writes:
Me bein' kinda new here I gotta wonder why all you guys is treetin' this here purty lady like she's some kinda criminal or sumthin. Do you know somethin I don't?
Key words, here, Chance are -OR SUMTHIN".
Yep, she's sumthin', all right.
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Key words, here, Chance are -OR SUMTHIN".
Yep, she's sumthin', all right.
C.J. grabs El by the lapels and snarls in his face "Maybe ya oughtta be explainin' 'or sumthin' feller!"
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It ain't so much 'at Calamity Jane ain't afraid o' nuthin' - it's 'at 'most ever'thin' is afraid o' her! ;D
You mean there is something out there that aint afraid o' her???
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Yawn
Mornin' Calam,
Slides jug over
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Howdy Janey :-*
Ya been gone sum'ers? ::)
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You mean there is something out there that aint afraid o' her???
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Yep, Ah has a Cannon too! N My shotgun is a 10ga.
In fairness to Clamey, She's One of Da Guy's. ;D
Marshal Who ducks swat again. :o
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The only things that ain't afraid of Calam are extinct now.
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Mornin' Ma'am.
How's thangs up there in the Great White North? Shot yer cannon lately?
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You mean there is something out there that aint afraid o' her???
If there is, it's 'cause it ain't heard of her yet. Either that, or it figures it might stand an even chance, like the 1st Armored Division or the US Marine Corps, but that's only 'cause their training tells them they can whip all Hell. What they don't know is, Hell is afraid of CJ! ;D
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... Cyrus tips his hat ...
Nice to meet you, CJ, I'm Cyrus.
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C.J. grabs El by the lapels and snarls in his face "Maybe ya oughtta be explainin' 'or sumthin' feller!"
Uh, Er-r, gulp; Chance said that ("or sumthin"), not me. All I said was that you really are sumpthin' - like WOW!!!! :-\ ;) ;D
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Good answer, Hairy Man; you may survive this encounter, with only severe bruising and a minimum of broken bones. :D
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Hi, Calam, good ta see ya aain!!! How's Burtha doing?? Got snow up there yet?? (Snicker, snicker)
Here, have a drink of this, don't know just what it is, but it's got a bite to it. That guy down there by the end of the bar, the one with the purple face that ain't breathing no more, he tried it and didn't like it too good, but I've had about half a bottle and it gets better with every drink. Don't mind the rattlesnake head in the bottom, it's just for flavor.
Greeenriver
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Keep snivellin El, I'm startin ta feel sorry fer ya ;D
Rattlesnake head? Wonder if that's the one what bit me last week 'n' died :o
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Shoulda known when I heard all the commotion that SHE was somehow involved. As if the smell weren't enough to give it away.
*Throws CJ a full jug*
Now stay away from the Still CJ. You know nothin' any good ever comes of you gettin' close to it.
And take them dadblammed skates off and put yer boots and spurs back on. You just look dang ODD in them things.
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You mean them thangs?
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/northernjane1974/SkateRack.jpg)
I'll keep 'em on thankee - oughtta see what they kin do in a bar fight! :o
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Slim backs away from Calam. :o
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Ohh, this is probably gonna hurt - some. :o :o :o ;D
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:o
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Vicious!
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. . . never knew a pair of 10" blades could be so much fun! And so verstile ;D
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CJ, is that really you? Here I thought they locked you in the rink, for the safety of others. :D Have a round on Blondetta's tab. She won't notice & you know she likes a good drink now and again.
Nasty (who always drinks on Miz B's tab) Netters ;)
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With all that work-in out give her a barrel of your best rock gut, err best whiskey in the house... ;D ;D ;D
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CJ, is that really you? Here I thought they locked you in the rink, for the safety of others.
No it ain't me - I'm somebody else!
Thar's a reason they got that tall glass all the way around the ice 'n' it's got nuthin ta do with hockey pucks! ;D
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Looks like ya ain't gunnin fer me in particular Calam, so I'll come out an' say h-howdy..
Goatlips
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Well I t'ain't to feared of her, she has enough sense not to hurt a fella that is good with dutch ovens. ;D Here, ya want some sourdough biscuits and a hunk of dried apple and raisin pie? The rest keep offerin' ya drinks like they was gonna take advantage of ya one way or the 'tuther. ::)
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Well I t'ain't to feared of her, she has enough sense not to hurt a fella that is good with dutch ovens. ;D Here, ya want some sourdough biscuits and a hunk of dried apple and raisin pie? The rest keep offerin' ya drinks like they was gonna take advantage of ya one way or the 'tuther. ::)
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Been nice knowing Ya, Wad'a Want on Yer Tombstone? :o
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Sheepherders on the other hand ain't got enough sense not to make the cook mad. "Sides that he tolt me he can whoop ya with one hand tied behind his back. ::)
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Who you callin' a hocky puck? That glass won't keep me out if I really want to get in.
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Sheepherders Says Dell, can Whop Him with one hand tied behind His back. ;D
Ah actually have a crush on Da Sheep, N I love Velveta Cheeze, N Wonder White Bread. ;D ::)
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Dell You've Been watchin dat Brokeback Mountain too Mutch! :o
:P :P :P :P
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Ya know sumone told me it wern't a good movie so I didn't bother with it. Fact is they tolt me it was 'bout sheepherders like you. Be careful. Clamity I don't think likes sheepherders.
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Ya know sumone told me it wern't a good movie so I didn't bother with it. Fact is they tolt me it was 'bout sheepherders like you. Be careful. Clamity I don't think likes sheepherders.
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It was the Duke that said All Texas Rangers Ride Sheep (True Grit). Two Years N ya didn't figer it out, That means Cousie's is dumber than Sheep. Dilly Dell, Ah Likes Wimin, Not Dem dar Holy-wood maggot Funny boys.
Smart enough not to tell Clamity what ta think. :o
Marshal Who carfully backs out. :o
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