« previous next »
Pages: [1] 2   Go Down

Author Topic: Tip of the Day  (Read 13520 times)

Offline Leo Tanner

  • RATS #401 STORM 330
  • Top Active Citizen
  • *
  • Posts: 5035
  • Life is Good
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 0
Tip of the Day
« on: January 09, 2010, 09:33:26 PM »
Don't tell yer lady that "Pretty Woman" is the worst movie in film history.  They get touchy when ya say that.  Be sure not to call it a straight out piece of crap either.

This has been a public service announcement from someone in the know.
Logged
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Offline Four-Eyed Buck

  • Top Active Citizen
  • *
  • Posts: 5325
  • Tusco LongRiders,
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 0
Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2010, 09:36:36 PM »
Uh,oh! You sleepin' on the couch tonight, Leo?

By the way, there's an almost mint Super on E-Bay right now. Guy wants over a grand for it.......Buck ::) 8)
Logged
I might be slow, but I'm mostly accurate.....

Offline Leo Tanner

  • RATS #401 STORM 330
  • Top Active Citizen
  • *
  • Posts: 5035
  • Life is Good
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 0
Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2010, 09:51:11 PM »
It's winter, the money tree has not blossomed yet.
Logged
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Advertising

  • Guest
Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #3 on: Today at 07:54:27 AM »
Logged

Offline Leo Tanner

  • RATS #401 STORM 330
  • Top Active Citizen
  • *
  • Posts: 5035
  • Life is Good
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 0
Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2010, 10:44:11 PM »
Don't tell yer lady that her last born child is the spawn of satan an has no chance at redemption.  That one goes over like a lead baloon.  (I figgered I was on a roll with the "Pretty Woman" thing so why quit?)  I can almost smell the couch now.
Logged
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Offline Four-Eyed Buck

  • Top Active Citizen
  • *
  • Posts: 5325
  • Tusco LongRiders,
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 0
Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2010, 10:55:18 PM »
OOoooo, being a bit self-destructive tonight? I have one like that too, Leo. can't say nothin' derogatory about him in her presence, instant tongue lashing. even if it is the truth ::) :-\
Logged
I might be slow, but I'm mostly accurate.....

Offline Leo Tanner

  • RATS #401 STORM 330
  • Top Active Citizen
  • *
  • Posts: 5035
  • Life is Good
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 0
Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2010, 11:34:12 PM »
Yeah, I'm going to quit while I'm ahead for now.  There's too much dog hair on that couch.
Logged
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Offline Forty Rod

  • Top Active Citizen
  • *
  • Posts: 6603
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 0
Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2010, 12:58:00 AM »
Try to explain that julia Roberts looks like she's carved out of tan wax.  That'll get you banished, too.
Logged
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Offline Delmonico

  • Deputy Marshal
  • Top Active Citizen
  • *
  • Posts: 23348
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 1
Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2010, 10:52:34 AM »
Not me, Rita will say, just don't watch the damn thing. ;D
Logged
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Offline Texas Lawdog

  • NCOWS Senator "Old School" Cop
  • Top Active Citizen
  • *
  • Posts: 11634
  • " We're all Here because We're not all There".
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 0
Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2010, 01:00:58 PM »
Comments about "Chick Flicks" should be kept to yourself.   The "Let Sleeping Dogs Lie" doctrine should be in effect.
Logged
SASS#47185  RO I   ROII       NCOWS#2244  NCOWS Life #186  BOLD#393 GAF#318 SCORRS#1 SBSS#1485  WASA#666  RATS#111  BOSS#155  Storm#241 Henry 1860#92 W3G#1000  Warthog AZSA #28  American Plainsmen Society #69  Masonic Cowboy Shootist  Hiram's Rangers#18  FOP  Lt. Col  Grand Army of The Frontier, Life Member CAF
   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

Offline Delmonico

  • Deputy Marshal
  • Top Active Citizen
  • *
  • Posts: 23348
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 1
Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2010, 01:04:41 PM »
Quote from: Texas Lawdog on January 10, 2010, 01:00:58 PM
Comments about "Chick Flicks" should be kept to yourself.   The "Let Sleeping Dogs Lie" doctrine should be in effect.

Well if they ask, don't lie, if they don't like the answer send them to the couch, come on are you all men or mice? ::)
Logged
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Offline Leo Tanner

  • RATS #401 STORM 330
  • Top Active Citizen
  • *
  • Posts: 5035
  • Life is Good
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 0
Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2010, 01:24:05 PM »
But Del, doing the running commentary while the movie plays is my entertainment.  Some folks just don't take it in good fun.  My snide remarks make the movie ten times better.
Logged
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Offline Texas Lawdog

  • NCOWS Senator "Old School" Cop
  • Top Active Citizen
  • *
  • Posts: 11634
  • " We're all Here because We're not all There".
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 0
Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2010, 01:32:45 PM »
Leo, Sometimes you don't know when to leave well enough alone. You only have to blame yourself for a all night trip on the couch.
Logged
SASS#47185  RO I   ROII       NCOWS#2244  NCOWS Life #186  BOLD#393 GAF#318 SCORRS#1 SBSS#1485  WASA#666  RATS#111  BOSS#155  Storm#241 Henry 1860#92 W3G#1000  Warthog AZSA #28  American Plainsmen Society #69  Masonic Cowboy Shootist  Hiram's Rangers#18  FOP  Lt. Col  Grand Army of The Frontier, Life Member CAF
   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

Offline Delmonico

  • Deputy Marshal
  • Top Active Citizen
  • *
  • Posts: 23348
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 1
Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2010, 01:36:49 PM »
Quote from: Texas Lawdog on January 10, 2010, 01:32:45 PM
Leo, Sometimes you don't know when to leave well enough alone. You only have to blame yourself for a all night trip on the couch.

Leo would phart right into a fire.  BTW that's why Rita will not watch Bonanza when I'm around, no good land theivin' Cartwrights, someone should have hung them rich SOB's 'cept they had the money for the hired guns.

And I still didn't have to sleep on the couch.  Leo, take yerself a piece of cheese for a snack. ;D  Squeek, squeek. ::)
Logged
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Offline Leo Tanner

  • RATS #401 STORM 330
  • Top Active Citizen
  • *
  • Posts: 5035
  • Life is Good
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 0
Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2010, 01:40:43 PM »
I will have you know I slept just fine in ma own bed last night.  Wife was in there with me an everthin.  Del if I'm a mouse, yer a rat.
Logged
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Offline Texas Lawdog

  • NCOWS Senator "Old School" Cop
  • Top Active Citizen
  • *
  • Posts: 11634
  • " We're all Here because We're not all There".
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 0
Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2010, 02:20:34 PM »
Rodents Is Rodents!
Logged
SASS#47185  RO I   ROII       NCOWS#2244  NCOWS Life #186  BOLD#393 GAF#318 SCORRS#1 SBSS#1485  WASA#666  RATS#111  BOSS#155  Storm#241 Henry 1860#92 W3G#1000  Warthog AZSA #28  American Plainsmen Society #69  Masonic Cowboy Shootist  Hiram's Rangers#18  FOP  Lt. Col  Grand Army of The Frontier, Life Member CAF
   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

Offline Leo Tanner

  • RATS #401 STORM 330
  • Top Active Citizen
  • *
  • Posts: 5035
  • Life is Good
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 0
Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2010, 02:34:41 PM »
Quote from: Texas Lawdog on January 10, 2010, 02:20:34 PM
Rodents Is Rodents!

Well then you's a tree rat.
Logged
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Offline Delmonico

  • Deputy Marshal
  • Top Active Citizen
  • *
  • Posts: 23348
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 1
Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2010, 02:44:08 PM »
Quote from: Leo Tanner on January 10, 2010, 02:34:41 PM
Well then you's a tree rat.

Yer the couch rat, not us, us men don't sleep on the couch. ;D
Logged
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Offline Texas Lawdog

  • NCOWS Senator "Old School" Cop
  • Top Active Citizen
  • *
  • Posts: 11634
  • " We're all Here because We're not all There".
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 0
Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2010, 02:49:46 PM »
Del, Is Leo callin' me a Squirrel?
Logged
SASS#47185  RO I   ROII       NCOWS#2244  NCOWS Life #186  BOLD#393 GAF#318 SCORRS#1 SBSS#1485  WASA#666  RATS#111  BOSS#155  Storm#241 Henry 1860#92 W3G#1000  Warthog AZSA #28  American Plainsmen Society #69  Masonic Cowboy Shootist  Hiram's Rangers#18  FOP  Lt. Col  Grand Army of The Frontier, Life Member CAF
   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

Offline Delmonico

  • Deputy Marshal
  • Top Active Citizen
  • *
  • Posts: 23348
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 1
Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2010, 02:52:07 PM »
Quote from: Texas Lawdog on January 10, 2010, 02:49:46 PM
Del, Is Leo callin' me a Squirrel?

I think so, I think he got himself inta a pile a poop up to his neck, at home and here and now don't know how to get out.  If he's lookin' for help here, we'll just throw a bucket a poop at him and see if he ducks. ;D
Logged
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Offline Forty Rod

  • Top Active Citizen
  • *
  • Posts: 6603
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 0
Re: Tip of the Day
« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2010, 04:01:13 PM »
Quote from: Delmonico on January 10, 2010, 02:44:08 PM
Yer the couch rat, not us, us men don't sleep on the couch. ;D

RIGHT!  The dog sleeps on the couch.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I sleep on the floor in front of the TV.
Logged
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.
Pages: [1] 2   Go Up
« previous next »
 

SMF spam blocked by CleanTalk

© 1995 - 2023 CAScity.com