I showed a finger to a dish one time and she dang near beat me to death with a silver salver.
Russ, I got three of them silver salvers, Small, Medium, and LARGE! Which size do you recommend?
If ya want good reception ya want one of them Montana Silversmith belt buckles like they sell down stars. Ya know the kind, guy has all his shirt untucked but the front so ya can see the trophy buckle he bought.
AWRIGHT, LEO!!!Just lock up that silver salver and keep your fingers where she can't see 'em.
I'm the one that mentioned playin cards in the buff. We're all a little differnt Pop.
Well, I went down again today an' told her about all you poor souls not getting a hug, so she gave me a baker's dozen for you all.Tough! I'm keepin' 'em all myself an' you can all just sit in the corner an' whistle. HA! She's gonna post pictures when she gets home.I'm keepin' all the handshakes from the Marshal, too...soon's I get the feelin' back in my hand.
Never did that but when my wife's out of town me and the dog lay buck nekkid on the floor in front of the TV and eat ice cream right out of the carton.
I don't wanna go there.
Now this thread has really gone inta a nose dive
Ain't I a little stinker?