A guy is sitting in chair in front of the TV, his wife walks in and hits him over the head with frying pan.
He staggers to his feet, says "what the hell was that for ? "
She said "I found the note in your dirty pants pocket with Jeanette written all over it.....
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he says " dang woman, that's the name of the Horse I bet on last weekend !"
The wife is all apologetic , and fixes his favorite dinner to make up.
The next night , she brains him with an even bigger frying pan...
when he comes to, he sputters out " what the Hell, woman ? "
She say's......... "Your horse just called ! "