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Re: A trick question
« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2010, 01:32:51 PM »
Del, Does the OWS have any of those  B Western shirts like you're wearing in the avatar? You've always been a "snappy" dresser!

A few, 3-4 but they are all 2X and they are a hair small for me.
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Re: A trick question
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2010, 01:33:50 PM »
All of them.

Now you are not taking this serious enough, the answer is a definate number. ;)
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Re: A trick question
« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2010, 01:35:57 PM »
Eating, Is about the only thing that Leo takes seriously.
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Re: A trick question
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Re: A trick question
« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2010, 01:37:37 PM »
Eating, Is about the only thing that Leo takes seriously.

I'm surprised you don't know the answer Tex, you should if you think real hard. ;D
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Re: A trick question
« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2010, 02:01:22 PM »
OK, another one, some of us old pharts get it right away, ain't hard, just think before you answer:


How many beans are there in a jar?

NONE...after Trinity leaves.  He may even take the jar and the pot the beans were cooked in.
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Re: A trick question
« Reply #25 on: January 10, 2010, 02:10:45 PM »
Good un forty.   ;D

Since Del said a definate number you is prolly right.
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Re: A trick question
« Reply #26 on: January 10, 2010, 02:47:30 PM »
NONE...after Trinity leaves.  He may even take the jar and the pot the beans were cooked in.

Good un forty.   ;D

Since Del said a definate number you is prolly right.

Nope, can't believe know one knows this, 'sides if Trinty ate all them beans we would have problems with him, and I don't mean pharts. ;D
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Re: A trick question
« Reply #27 on: January 10, 2010, 02:52:47 PM »
1


since "all of them" is not going to be right and put this out of it's misery
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Re: A trick question
« Reply #28 on: January 10, 2010, 02:56:08 PM »
1


since "all of them" is not going to be right and put this out of it's misery

Still not right, I'm surprised at this group, thought I knew them better, geez, there are a 1000 beans in a jar, you know, beaners, white crosses, truckers friends or what ever you want to call them.  10 hundred lots in a jar. ;D
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Re: A trick question
« Reply #29 on: January 10, 2010, 02:58:41 PM »
so the number is larger than 1  :o ;D
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Re: A trick question
« Reply #30 on: January 10, 2010, 02:59:31 PM »
so the number is larger than 1  :o ;D

If you only got one you got ripped off.
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Re: A trick question
« Reply #31 on: January 10, 2010, 04:03:53 PM »
Nope, can't believe know one knows this, 'sides if Trinty ate all them beans we would have problems with him, and I don't mean pharts. ;D

Yeah, he'd prob'ly starve before we could get out of orbit and back on the ground.
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Re: A trick question
« Reply #32 on: January 10, 2010, 04:08:10 PM »
Yeah, he'd prob'ly starve before we could get out of orbit and back on the ground.

Could tie a string on him and win a kite flyin' contest. ;D
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Re: A trick question
« Reply #33 on: January 10, 2010, 04:38:02 PM »
That would be a sight to see.
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Re: A trick question
« Reply #34 on: January 10, 2010, 04:39:42 PM »
How long has it been Tex since someone mentioned a jar of speed.  BTW a friend used to get it from a famous guy who played for the big N. ;D
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Re: A trick question
« Reply #35 on: January 10, 2010, 05:10:26 PM »
That stuff makes your teeth fall out!
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Re: A trick question
« Reply #36 on: January 10, 2010, 05:53:19 PM »
We have learned that Del knows alot about bennies.  I am proud to have had no idea what he was talkin about. 
Now if you had asked "how many suds in a half rack?" I coulda answered ya.
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Re: A trick question
« Reply #37 on: January 11, 2010, 11:10:36 AM »
Okay Leo, How suds are they? Inquiring minds wanna know!
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Re: A trick question
« Reply #38 on: January 11, 2010, 11:36:14 AM »
Here I sit,
all alone with a broken heart.
Took three bennies,
and my semi truck won't start.

Okay, easier question: name the song and artist.
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Re: A trick question
« Reply #39 on: January 11, 2010, 11:37:32 AM »
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