Sorry Brazos, the last owners musta got borax in the water tank. Now that we got more room in the chuckwagon(s) I'll get some of that new-fangled crapping paper on a roll next time someone's in town.
The der rebel Sarge done needs a history lesson, the original Delmonico was of Swiss desent, not French. I might put mater's on yer steak or serve ya cheese with holes in it but I wouln never serve snail wit gravy on them.
(Delmonico mutters something bout how the south lost, cause they must not of had no good Sergeants as he heads back ta the wagon.)
Besides that wer burnin' daylight, where be that wagon boss, I've been up since daylight, made omelets fer the whole crew. Gopher Grease go see if ya can find Slim, just be careful that brothel wagon al' give ya the glip. Ask Sarge, Trinity and The Drifter, the Drifter's been standin' in the creek fer 2 days, well at least he's been quiet and ain't caused no trouble.